Dedede was handed a mysterious bottle that his Waddle Dees just got from a robbed antique store "Hmm?" Dedede said as he was examining it, "What do you suppose this is?" Dedede asked his right hand man, Bandana Dee.
"The Antique store owner said it contained some kind of secret or something, before we gagged him anyway, but no one knows what it can do, since no one knows the way to open it, your Majesty." said Bandana Dee. Dedede thought for a moment "I think I might know a way to open it." Dedede said as he placed it down and started readying his hammer. "No! Wait your Majesty! That might ruin every-" SHATTER!
The shattered bottle lay on the ground. "Now look your majesty, you completely shattered the bottle!" Bandana Dee complained. The king and his servant examined the destroyed bottle. "Why didn't you stop me?" Dedede asked. A mysterious and oddly scented mist filled castle Dedede. The king glared at his servant. "I didn't do it!"
"Good day master," said a mysterious voice, and then formed a being in the mist. The new being looked like a sphere with arms and a mist tail, and a crown with a five pointed star on it upon his head. "I am Gudae (Good-day), the Genie that inhabits the Good-Day Bottle," he said as he held up the reformed Good-Day bottle, "I will grant you any five wishes, but there are rules," said Gudae.
"Any five wishes?" Dedede asked questionably. "Yes that's right; five wishes, what do you want, do you want to be king of this land?"
"I'm already the king of this land." Dedede replied kinda annoyed. "That's a biggy, what to give a king that can buy anything?" Gudae asked. "Oh! I know! I can get rid of something for you," Gudae offered. "Yeah there is something that I need getting rid of," Dedede said. "Okay what do you want me to get rid of…?" Gudae pondered. "Your ruler-ship?" Gudae asked as he opened his shut hands, and Dedede's hat (crown thingy) appeared in them! "No!" Dedede yelled as he covered his bald head. Gudae shut his hands and Dedede's hat reappeared on is head.
"Okay so do you want me to get rid of… your castle?" He opened his hands and a miniature version of Castle Dedede appeared in them, just when the real Castle Dedede disappeared. "NOOOOOOO! PUT IT BACK!" Dedede yelled, as he tried in vain to fly in the empty space. Gudae shut .his hands and it reappeared. "Oh! I know what you want gone; it's a classic, you want your mom gone right?"
"NO! If you do that, then who will get me my presents on Christmas, and my Birthday, not to mention Hanukkah!" Dedede complained "Oh really? You're Jewish?"
"No, I just celebrate any holiday that gets me presents or foodJ" Dedede said with a smug smile, "Now then for my first wish, I wish for all people who could be a threat to my crown to be disposed of." Dedede said "Oh sorry; I can't kill any one, but I can send them some place where they might die eventually because it wouldn't be my exact fault, so this is your wish?" he asked one more time. "Yes." replied Dedede, "Okay then, Enogeb lla sllabffup!" chanted Gudae.
That night, many sleeping souls were disturbed when, all over the galaxy, black holes, started appearing over every planet! Sucking in all people how could pose a threat. But one certain pink puffball lasted the longest as he hang unto a tree for dear life, but then the tree was sucked in with him.