ok,I may get some flames on the pairing so here it is : ODD COUPE ALERT!! If you are soo hooked on the basic pairing then don't read this. FOr the B/V fans who hate any pairing other then B/V, then read my other fanfic!!! Adult situation warnng too, especially in the second chapter. If you can't handle it,then don't read it.


Chi Chi sat idly at the kitchen table thinking of what to cook once again for dinner. She didn't even know why she was bothering, she knew that Goku and Gohan would bring back a fish for dinner.

And it was always a fish.

She let out a sigh as she thought of how routine her life seemed. She would get up, make breakfast for her husband and child. Eat. Clean up. Pack them a lunch. Clean up. Say goodbye when they left for training. Clean the house while she thought of what to cook for dinner. Cook dinner. Eat. Clean up. Force Gohan to take a bath even thought he should know enough that when he stinks he needs to get clean. Then the hard part would come; Getting Goku to shower. Chi Chi turned up her nose at the thought of how her husband once got in bed and he was all sweaty and he tried to get some from her. Chi Chi coughed as she pushed that to the back of her mind.

The boys were out training for the arrival of the androids. All of them were. Piccolo, Tein, Krillin, and her family would all disappear during the day. This gave Chi Chi time to think, though sometimes she wished she wouldn't. She loved her family, no doubt about that, but she would catch herself wishing things were slightly different.

For instance, she was very proud of Goku being so heroic and all, but no one ever stops and thinks what happens if he dies?Then she would be left alone and her son would grow up with out a father. True, there were the dragon balls, but its the point she was stressing. And what if Kami or Piccolo died? I'll tell you what happens, Chi Chi said to herself. No more dragon balls. And when there are no dragon balls, her dead hubby couldn't be brought back. Or, her son if he died too, seeing that he is following in his fathers footsteps.

Chi Chi wanted something that would put an end to the everyday-block she has been in for the longest of years. She wished for once she could live like a normal person in a normal relationship. Don't get her wrong, she truly loved Goku, and always will no matter what, but she needed a change. A vacation may do it. But the same old day in-day out lifestyle will still be waiting for her when she got back. It seemed to the black haired woman that she would not be able to escape this routine.
Ever.

She got up and was just about to start cooking the rice when Gohan ran in. He was wearing tattered clothes and was panting like a dehydrated dog.

"Mom! Guess what?" He said between pants.

Thinking it was going to be the announcement of catching a fish for dinner for the millionth time, Chi Chi droned out " What is it Gohan?"

"We saw Bulma during our training, and she invited us over for the evening!"

"That's great! DO I need to bring anything?"

"Nope!" Goku chimed in sticking he head through the door. " But now I don't now what to do with this." He walked in the door holding the big fish Chi Chi has been thinking of the whole day.

" We can put it in the large freezer and eat it tomorrow, how's that sound?" Chi Chi said as she pointed to the basement, implying that Goku would carry that smelly thing down. Goku nodded like a happy child and ran downstairs.

"Bulma invited everybody. She said it was time for us to stop thinking abut training for once and take an evening off. Its going to be a big party!!"

"That's nice," Chi Chi said, wondering why they never listened to her but would do anything when Bulma suggested it. She just brushed it off her shoulders enjoying the fact that she could actually spend some time with her family.

Goku ran up the steps sounding like a herd of elephants and smelling like BO and fish. "Can we go now?"

"NOOO!" Chi Chi yelled as she plugged up her nose. " Yous two stink to high heavens!!" She could see Gohan turn up his nose at taking a bath, and Goku was standing right behind him doing the same thing. " But the quicker you to bathe the sooner we can leave." With that said, the two were fighting over who got to the shower first. Goku won, but after another yelling, he ended up sharing a bath with his son.

In a half an hour, they were off to Capsule Corp. Goku instant transmissioned them there, so they actually only arrived a little fashionably late. Chi Chi greeted them all with a smile. Goku took off for the food and Gohan went off to Piccolo to bother him for a bit. Chi Chi was left standing there. Not for too long though. Bulma pulled Chi Chi into the kitchen where they prepped the meal. Mrs. Briefs had to go out to get more food for the supper.

Chi Chi stirred the gravy as Bulma took to getting the potatoes ready.

"So how are you and Goku?" Bulma asked to start up a conversation.

"Good. Things are going the same as usual. So how about you and Yamcha?"

Bulma looked a bit hurt and shocked. " You don't know?" Chi Chi shook her head. "We broke up a few weeks ago."

"I am sorry.. I didn't know"

"No one told you?" Bulma asked only to get another head shake from her friend. " I called it off between us. Things were just not working out." She said as she shrugged.

"So, how's single life for you?"

" Good. I have my eye on some one." Bulma said with a giggle.

"Who is it this time?"

"Vegeta."

Chi Chi had to refrain from knocking the gravy off the stove. " Vegeta? Why?"

Bulma took her attention away from peeling the potatoes just in time to see Chi Chi's eyes bulging from her head. "He's so..... I dunno. Wild...I guess. Very spontaneous. And he is just plain sexy.. Don't you think?" Bulma said teasingly.

"If you are into stuck up, rude, egotistical men, then perhaps." She went back to stirring the gravy as Bulma yapped away at her crush on the Saiyan prince.

Little did they know they were being watched. Vegeta was just finishing showering and was heading out the front door to eat when he over heard the two girls talking for a while now. He grimaced at the thought that the baka named Bulma had a crush on him. Even though he kind of knew that already, it made his stomach twist and churn sourly. She was so prissy and annoyingly cheerful that it made his anger burn. Needless to say, he did not like the blue haired woman much.

He did find himself wondering about her friend though. Not saying that he needed love in his life or anything like that for he was to preoccupied with training. He did catch himself from time to time wondering what the hell she saw in that clown husband of hers. He had only met her a few times, and his thoughts were usually mentally cursing Kakarot at the time. But, he did not hate her, for reasons he did not know. She did slave her day away cooking and making everything good for her family. He was turned on by the fact that she knew her place, which was to serve her man. She was not an air head like Bulma was. He could settle down with a woman like that, if he ever decided too. He decided to listen to the two girls talk for a bit more. His stomach could wait a bit longer for the snacks that were outside.

"Chi Chi, is something bothering you? You are not your usual self." Bulma said as she started to mash at the potatoes. Chi Chi let out a sigh as she poured the gravy in the gravy boat.

"well... I don't know. " Chi Chi started out. "I never see Goku anymore with him training all the time. He comes back late after dinner and by that time I am either in bed sleeping or soon to be. I don't know if I have a right to complain and all" Chi Chi sat down and spilt her guts to her trustworthy friend. " My life is like a big schedule, and dare I do something or want to do something that s not on it, Goku argues with me."

"So how long has it been?"

"Huh?" Chi Chi replied in confusion.

Bulma let out a little laugh. "Since you two have done it."

Chi Chi instantly blushed a bit. But Bulma did not let up on her prying curiosity unless she would be told the answer.

"Well, just a week. But for it to be more then just plain having sex and having i mean a bit more, a really long time." Chi Chi spit out rather embarrassingly.

Vegeta had to muffle a laugh, for anything about Kakarot's stupidity would cause him to burst in a mad hysterical fit of laughter. It was even better to find out he was having problems keeping his wife satisfied. His stomach growled with more demanding every second. He would have to get something to eat and leave the girls to their private conversation. He walked out from behind the wall a few moments later and walked through the kitchen. He noted Bulma's staring eyes and saw Chi Chi glance at him for a second, then turned her gaze somewhere else. Soon he was hit with fresh air from out side, and made his way to the food table.

Bulma made a gesture with her hands pretending to grab an imaginary butt and made Chi Chi laugh. They continued to prep for dinner that would be served in about an hour.

Diner came and went,almost all the food was eaten except for the lima beans. Saiyan must have a thing against them, for none ate them voluntarily. Vegeta did feel sorry for Gohan, for Chi Chi put a heaping pile of the slimly green things on his plate and forced him to eat them. When Bulma tried doing that to him, he flicked the few that had successfully made it on his plate with his finger sending them flying across the table, hitting the unsuspecting Kami in the face.

After diner, Goku and Gohan went outside along with everyone else besides the women and Vegeta. Vegeta went upstairs, and the women cleared the table. Some where in between clearing the table and washing the dishes, Mrs. Briefs got sick. Lunch helped her out of the kitchen and up to her room. Bulma just plain disappeared. Thus, leaving Chi Chi all along to finish washing the enormous pile of dirty dishes.

Feeling the agonizing tug of self pity, she began to clean the sloppy pile all by herself. She held back the tears of frustration the best she could. She always got stuck with cleaning up. No matter what happened, it was always her left doing the jobs no one else wanted to do. Her life was in a rut, and had been so for many years now.

Ten minutes into dish washing, her fingers became wrinkly and the water became cold, but no one returned to help her. She let out a sigh as she refreshed the water.

Vegeta came back in the kitchen. He saw Chi Chi doing the dishes, and looked around the room to spot Bulma before she saw him. No one was there. He watched the lonely woman take a dish from the dirty pile, dunk it under water, and rinse it off then place it on the drying rack, which was overflowing with dishes already. The way she moved with a continuous movement mesmerized Vegeta. He couldn't tare his eyes off of her. They did wander from her graceful arms to her back, then down to her butt. He licked at his lips as he watched her butt move as she reached for another dish.

He never noticed how attractive she was until now. The red she always wore flattered her well. Her neck was shown off by having her hair pulled up in a bun. She was in good shape, and was very voluptuous. The statement she said earlier, about wanting something more spontaneous popped in his mind. He silently walked over to her and stood rather closely behind her. Chi Chi did not notice until she saw his reflection in the window. She was about to let out a startled scream,but Vegeta put his finger to his lips and hushed her.

He never expected her to listen. Instead of hearing an ear piercing scream, she just stood there wide-eyed staring back at his reflection. She was in the middle of washing a food-caked pot, but the pot just laid in her one hand as the other one idly held the sponge. Vegeta slowly placed his arms around her and took the pot in his hand and chose the rougher sponge off the sink. He started to scrub at the food that must have been glued on. She instantly drew in a breath and had the most worried look on her face.

"What?" Vegeta said.

"Y-You'll scrape the Teflon off of the pot if you use that..." Chi Chi said softly as she timidly tried to explain the proper pot-washing to the easily angered Saiyan prince. "The pot would then be ruined..."

Vegeta dropped the rough sponge and took the one from her hands. He ever so carefully scrubbed at the pot. " This crap isn't ever going to get cleaned by doing it this way!" Vegeta said, starting to get agitated and wondered why he even bothered. Chi Chi squirmed slightly in his arms. Vegeta saw her sniff at the air and smelt the cologne he was wearing. He thought it smelt too much like pine trees, but she obviously liked it. He could tell by her facial expression.

"You can press a bit harder..just be careful. Vegeta leaned forward a bit more until his body was slightly against hers and scrubbed harder. "THAT'S TOO HARD!!!"Chi Chi yelled. "Um.. Like this..." Chi Chi said nervously as she put her hand on top of his. At first contact, her hand jumped off, but went back on and showed him the proper pressure to clean the pot.

Vegeta sniffed lightly at her neck before he placed a soft gentle kiss. Her hand tightened on his as she closed her eyes. He moved his way up her neck, leaving alight trail of kisses on his way. She let out a soft moan as they soon both forgot about the pot. Vegeta removed his hands from the soapy water and placed them on her stomach as he began to rub them lightly, feeling her firmness.

Just as Chi Chi was about to place her hands on the thighs of the man behind her, she heard her name called. It was Goku, and he was ready to leave. He was walking towards the house,but not quite there yet. She froze for a second, then started to speak.
"I... g-got to go.." she said meekly. Vegeta removed his hands. Chi Chi stayed still for a second,missing the touch of his hands against her body, and cursed at herself for not touching him sooner. She turned around and Vegeta backed up a bit, giving her room to do so. She looked at him with confused eyes, secretly wanting more, but knowing she had no time for it. Vegeta dipped his head down and gave her a gentle kiss on the lips in a promise that more was there for her if she ever wanted it. She grabbed her purse and went outside quickly, refraining from the urge to look back one last time.

Soon, she was back at the house looking at the wet hand spot Vegeta gave her on her dress. Gohan went to bed, and Goku laid down in bed. Chi Chi was in the bathroom getting herself ready for a shower. She thought that was the best thing to do. Her mind was running with a million thoughts at once. Guilt was one of them. She let the warm water hit her as she felt the terrible feeling of guilt run over her. She was a married woman, and had a kid. How could she do this? But she couldn't help herself from thinking about how Vegeta made her feel. She had no clue what his true intentions were. She didn't even know why she was thinking the way she was. She said it herself, he was a rude arrogant prince who only cared for himself. But she felt a longing for being held and caressed by him again.

She eventually turned off the shower and got out. After drying herself, she slipped on her night gown and crawled into bed next to her husband, who was snoring away as usual.

to be continued..

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A pic I drew. ( its clean)