Loonatics Unleashed: Inverted Normality
By Ralph E Coyote
Chapter 1 : Baking in the Law
Tech and Rev had were taking some well-earned time of and were walking through town.
Tech was licking a large strawberry lolly and Rev had a large box of chocolates.
"C'mon Rev, there's a record shop over there, I wonder if there's anything good in there."
Rev stopped noshing his chocolates. "Record store? It's the 28th century! Records don't exist anymore!"
"Whats wrong with good old fashioned vinyl?" Replied Tech still slurping the lolly.
"Its old fashioned and its rubbish." said Rev
"I'll have you know some of the best music in... ever has been put on vinyl and-" ranted Tech. He was cut off by Rev softly putting a chocolate in his mouth.
"Shut up." said Rev with an uncanny amount of polite cheek.
Then they heard some voices from a bakery nearby
"This is swag!" exclaimed one
"Swag? This, is, Breaking the Law!" exclaimed a second.
Then two figures dressed all in black ran out of the bakery...and straight into Tech and Rev, knocking all of them to the ground.
Tech landed on top of the baddies. "Your nicked." he said. He looked over to Rev. "I've always wanted to say that."
"Why you doin' 'dis, man?" asked one
"Well, you ruined my damn nice lolly, along with my boyfriend and colleague's box of chocolates. Were also sure you stole something from that bakery."Stated Tech. He then leaned down and turned out their pockets.
"What did they steal?" asked Rev. He couldn't see quite what was happening
Tech continued to rummage before: "Err... two muffins and a biscuit"
"A what?" asked Rev
"You know, a biscuit." said Tech, holding it up for Rev to see.
"Oh... a cookie!" said Rev
"Whatever. Still, why steal two muffins and only one of those? Might as well try to steal the lot, your still going to get caught" said Tech
"Time to unmask these criminals" stated Rev with authority
"Whoa, steady on baby, you're giving me a heart attack!" joked Tech. He lent down to unmask the villans.
He and Rev got the fright of their life!