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The OTP AU! Competition 2: Round 3… 8. We're at a karaoke Bar and you have a heavenly voice AU

I walked in with my friends into this Muggle Karaoke Bar to have some fun this Halloween Friday. I was able to convince Harry, Neville, Ron, Ginny and Luna to come out to see the competition. Every month, there was a karaoke competition open to the public. Today, no one in our group was brave to enter the special Halloween edition where entries had to dress up as their song choice.

No one has seen Severus Snape in years, but there he was on the stage competing in the contest. Everyone knew he survived but he's been a recluse since the aftermath the war. I was shocked to see him there wearing the color purple instead of his customary black. I was shocked to realize that he dressed up like the musician that he was trying to imitate in order to win the contest.

I couldn't believe that he was going to sing Prince with his extremely low voice. I found myself sitting a booth in dead center from the stage and Professor Snape locked eyes with me. I was lost in the obsidian depths of his eyes.

Then he began to sing.

I'm not a woman

Neville and the rest of the group laughed as they remembered Neville's Boggart.
I'm not a man

Ron mumbled in his corner he's a vampire bat.
I am something that you'll never understand

His words moved in my soul.

I'll never beat u
I'll never lie
And if you're evil I'll forgive u by and by

U - I would die 4 u, yeah
Darling if u want me 2
U - I would die 4 u

I'm not your lover
I'm not your friend
I am something that you'll never comprehend

No need 2 worry
No need 2 cry
I'm your messiah and you're the reason why

'Cuz U - I would die 4 u, yeah
Darling if u want me 2
U - I would die 4 u
You're just a sinner I am told
Be your fire when you're cold
Make u happy when you're sad
Make u good when u are bad

I'm not a human
I am a dove

More like raven Harry mumbled.
I'm your conscious
I am love
All I really need is 2 know that
U believe

Yeah, I would die 4 u, yeah
Darling if u want me 2
U - I would die 4 u

Yeah, say one more time

U - I would die 4 u
Darling if u want me 2
U - I would die 4 u
2 3 4 U

I would die 4 u
I would die 4 u
U - I would die 4 u
U - I would die 4 u

"Is it bad that I'm turned on right now?" Ginny whispered in my ear. I couldn't tell her no because I was in the same situation. I did not know that Snape had such a beautiful heavenly significantly high singing voice. But combined with his eyes I would be talking to him after he won the competition.