Chapter 1 - The Early Days
6:24 PM
Denki Kaminari created the chat
Mina Ashido joined the chat
Mina Ashido changed her name to Alien Queen
Hanta Sero joined the chat
Eijirou Kirishima joined the chat
Katsuki Bakugou joined the chat
Denki Kaminari changed the chat name to Holy Shit How Did We All Befriend Bakugou
Katsuki Bakugou: what the fuck is that supposed to mean
Denki Kaminari changed his name to Jamming-yey
Hanta Sero: it means you're scary as shit and we still don't know how this happened
Katsuki Bakugou: i dont remember ever agreeing to call you my friends
Denki Kaminari changed Katsuki Bakugou's name to Sugar Bomb
Alien Queen: yeah, what sero said
Sugar Bomb: why the fuck
Sugar Bomb changed his name to God
Jamming-yey: HOKY SHIT LMAOOOO
God: im only speaking the truth
Alien Queen changed God's name to King of Explodokills
Jamming-yey changed Eijirou Kirishima's name to Always Hard
Always Hard: wait is that supposed to mean what i think it does
Always Hard: how do i change my name
Hanta Sero: nobody tell him
Alien Queen changed the chat name to "Mina's Boys"
King of Explodokills: i never consented to that
Always Hard: guys? someone please tell me
Jamming-yey: sorty but thsts classifued ibrorjarunn
King of Explodokills: what the fuck is that last word even supposed to be
Alien Queen: guys i think denki had a stroke
Jamming-yey: onfirkatij
Jamming-yey: infitmatikn
Alien Queen: okay that was a joke but now im actually scared, someone call an ambulance
Jamming-yey: INFORMATION
Hanta Sero: that was actually so dumb its impressive
Jamming-yey: sgut up
Hanta Sero: lmao "sgut"
Jamming-yey changed Hanta Sero's name to Grammar Nazi
Grammar Nazi changed his name to a lotta damage
Always Hard: SERIOUSLY SOMEONE HELP
Alien Queen changed Always Hard's name to Mina's Bestie
Mina's Bestie: thank you
King of Explodokills: what the fuck back off pink
King of Explodokills: FUCK
King of Explodokills: HOW DO I DELETE MESSAGES
Mina's Bestie: awww
a lotta damage: again, please, nobody tell him
King of Explodokills: do you want to die, soy sauce?
a lotta damage: yes, actually
Jamming-yey: mood
Alien Queen: mood
Mina's Bestie: :'(
Mina's Bestie: why would you say that?
Alien Queen changed Mina's Bestie's name to goodboi
Alien Queen: because he's such a good boi
Alien Queen: he's like a puppy, or a ray of sunshine
Jamming-yey: i thot i waa the ray of sunshije
alotta damage: haha, thot
Alien Queen: dont get jealous, kami
King of Explodokills: pika, how the fuck is it that your vocabulary so ridiculously good but you type like a toddler
Jamming-yey: i talk, j dony wrute
a lotta damage: but why don't you ever misspell a name change
goodboi: denki's a special kinda stupid
goodboi: his brain works really well in some areas and not at all in others
goodboi: i guess his brain thinks names are important but conversation isn't
a lotta damage: holy shit what was that
a lotta damage: you REALLY make it your business to know everything about your friends, don't you?
a lotta damage: that speech looked rehearsed
goodboi: well, of course! How can I help my friends if i don't know what their strengths and weaknesses are?
King of Explodokills: i don't have weaknesses, shitty hair
Alien Queen: see? Like I said, good boi
King of Explodokills: wait a minute, it's getting pretty late. Have any of you idiots done your homework?
Jamming-yey: wait wjat
Alien Queen: hey, baku, did my mom hack your account or something?
good boi: i have
a lotta damage: wait is this a thing he just does
a lotta damage: he makes us do our homework?
good boi: yeah, he's really big about people trying their hardest
good boi: if you don't he'll be all "ACADEMICS ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS HEROICS DUMBASS"
Jamming-yey: we hsve homewirk?
King of Explodokills: damn it, pika, do you even pay attention in class?
King of Explodokills: we're vacating the chat until you fucking do your homework and send me pictures of it completed
King of Explodokills: if anyone says anything in here until that happens, i beat their ass next time we have free training
King of Explodokills: actually, all of you show me pictures of your homework completed
2:34 AM
Jamming-yey changed King of Explodokills's name to Sugar Bomb