*Author Note: Hey peeps, this is my first fanfiction.

You can be mean if you wanna, I can take it :)

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT INCLUDE AND ARE NOT LIMITED TO: MAXIMUM RIDE, MUSTANG (though I want one), BURGERS (i want one of these too), COKE, AND COOKIES!

Enjoy:)*

"Maxie…Maxie….Maxie….I'm gonna get Ig if you don't get up right now." An angelic voice threated my dreams. Angel, of course. That damn cookie monster stole my cookies again. Sorry Elmo, but Cookie Monster has got to go. "IGGY! MAX WON'T GET UP!"

I heard a muffled reply, have no idea what it was though. I heard Iggy's familiar footsteps, I know that's weird but Iggy has been my best friend since we were born. "Max, get up…come on! I'll share Ella's mom's cookies with you." I shot out of bed at the words of Ella's mom's. Ms. Martinez makes the best cookies! I bet you are thinking that I'm obsessed with cookies, I'm not really. But I just got cross country and we weren't allowed sweets.

"Get out of my room, and I'll get ready." I told them. They nodded before going out of the room. Guess I should describe them and myself. Okay, Angel first, she is a 6th grader, light blonde hair and totally girly. She is Iggy's sister. She also has a brother, Gazzy. Gaz is in the 8th grade, he totally kicks ass in soccer. He is the male version of Angel.

Iggy is their older brother. Unlike Angel and Gazzy, he is strawberry blonde hair that is always spiked, no matter how much I try to mess it up. He is taller than me by 2 inches! And I'm 5ft, 8. He is my best friend in the world. And if he is bored, watch out, he knows how to make bombs literally out of nothing.

Me? I'm Maximum Ride, I chose the last name back in kindergarten, a terrible choice now. The boys tease about it. So, I go by Max. And Angel is the only person who can call me Maxie, damn those bambi eyes. I live with my adoptive family. They are alright. They don't really care if I get trouble at school, which is at least once a week. Now back to my day.

I walked down the stairs into the living room. "Sup." I said to my mother, Anne.

"Maximum! You are NOT wearing that to school!" She said looking up at my outfit. I was wearing a simple Spongebob shirt with ripped skinny jeans and neon green converse with writing all over it.

"Why?" I asked her. She looked at me with annoyance in her eyes.

"Because, your school has uniforms, or did you forget?" She said.

"So let them sue me." I said with a smirk. We go through this every morning. She looked at me with wide eyes, like it was the first time, I challenged her. "Bye."

"See ya, Maximum." She said. "What do you want for lunch, today?"

"I'll keep out of trouble today, so can I have a 20?" I asked her. She pointed at the cookie jar, the place where we keep the money. I went off there and grabbed a 20 then I hugged Anne and went outside to my car, an electric blue mustang.

Iggy was in the driver seat, he looked up to me with bambi eyes. He has been asking to drive it since I got it last week for my 16th birthday. Angel and Gazzy were in the back seat.

I walked around the car to the passenger side. "Iggy, if you mess up this car, I'll kick your ass into next week, got it?"

"Pshh! Yeah I know Ride." He said.

"Buckle up, you don't know when he is gonna do seatbeat checks." I said. Whenever Iggy drives, he stops suddenly and shouts "SEATBELT CHECK!" I hit my head on the dashboard last time. Angel and Gazzy obeyed without a complaint/comment. It's a 10 minute ride to school.

The drive was okay. We listened to the radio, a bunch of rap songs that I hate, but Ig loves. But since I was the co-pilot, I get to control the radio whenever. I changed it at least 10 times, before giving up on the radio and just plugged in my ipod. Scars by Papa Roach came on, I sang along with it.

We dropped off Angel and Gazzy at the middle school. Then drove to the high school next door. It was all really a big huge campus that has an elementary, middle, and high school with a courtyard in between buildings.

"MAX!" I heard the second I got out of my ride. I turned around and saw Ella. She is my second best friend.

"Hey, Els. What sup?" I asked her.

"There is a bunch of new kids here, and hey! Why are you wearing normal clothes? And Iggy, too? I thought there were uniforms."

"Yeah, but I want a burger so I decided to get sent home, then I can get a burger then change then come back to school. And Ig is paying for my burger." I told her.

"Damn! You should have told me! I want a burger and fries, too!" She complained. I nodded.

"Fine! I'll sneak you one, and new kids? How many?"

"Potassium! And 3, two chicks and one dude" she said. "Umm…Jennifer, Monique, and Nick." Wow, stalker skills.

"Okay, what clique?"

"Jennifer either be a loner, tomboy, or cheerleader. Monique is cheerleader material. And Nick would be emo." I nodded. Jennifer seemed friend material. Monique has potential and Nick? None, I just don't deal with emos. They are soooooo emotional.

I looked over to Iggy, to see him holding an empty bag with cookie crumbs at the bottom. "IGGY! YOU SAID YOU WOULD SHARE!" I shouted at him. Then to make sure that he knew that I was mad at him, I punched him the in the arm. He yelped, and just stuck his tongue at me.

"MAXIMUM RIDE AND JEFF NELSON! TO MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!" I heard Mrs. Valente, the principal.

"Mustard and no onions?" I asked Ella. She nodded than walked off to go join Dylan, Sam, Tess and Ari, my other friends.

Me and Iggy took our time to go see Mrs. Valente. "MAXIMUM AND JEFF HURRY UP!"

"Good morning, Mrs. Valente." I said with a smile to her, walking to my chair. Yes, I have my own special chair, I ordered last year after the first week. It's nice and it spins. "How was your morning?" I smiled, again. She looked up at me and smiled.

"Good morning, Principal Valente." Iggy said. He sat in the regular plastic chairs that we use in the classrooms. Did I forget to mention that his real name is Jeff? Oops, my bad.

"Good morning, Max and Iggy." She said. "You do know that there is a uniform here right?"

"Yeah, I know." I answered. Iggy just sat there smiling. His hands were on his lap and he looked peaceful.

"Then why aren't you wearing them?" She asked, already knowing the answer.

"I hate skirts, dressed, and the color pink that are embroidered on the shirt pocket. Give a boy uniform and I'll wear it. And because I want a burger." I said. She looked at me.

"Ms. Stevens, please get us a boy uniform…size 5. Thank you." She said speaking to her secretary. Ms. Stevens nodded and went to the closet to get it.

"What kind of burger do you want this time?" I asked her. Well, this hasn't been the first time that I came to school without a uniform on because I wanted a burger.

"Cheese, no onions, ketchup, and extra pickles." She said. "With a coke. And it's Iggy's turn isn't it?"

"Yup."

"What did he lose?"

"Lost the singing contest. Max and Angel won this time." Iggy said, glaring at me.

Mrs. Valente laughed then let us go; me with my new uniform.

*Author Note: So how was dat?

It was awesome wasn't it? Jkk…it probably wasn't

R&R aka Read and Review! (I think that is what it means)

And cause I'm bored I'll add a fact about me or just a random fact about anything:

~Everytime there is an awkward silence or any kind of silence, I ask a random person if they have ever seen a purple monkey. Yeah, I'm weird =)*