This was a one shot, then a chapter story and now a oneshot again. I can never know how to upload my stories.
Note: This story was base on the famous Joker line from the Batman movie. With some more add-on to give it a little color.
"Kurosaki-kun, you need to smile more!" Shouted a auburn haired beauty.
"Wh-what?" Asked a confuse orange haired youth.
Ichigo and Orihime were just laying on the floor when his girlfriend said those words all of a sudden.
"I said you need to smile more." The healer repeated herself. Her face now taking a more serious look as she pop herself by her elbow to get a better look at her orange hair boyfriend scowling face.
"And why do I have to do that?" The confused boy asked, now sitting up and wondering what brought up this strange request. Though he had to remind himself that strangeness for him would be normal for her.
"Because I'm your girlfriend and a girlfriend's job is to make their boyfriend happy." Her eyes now closed and with one finger pointing at him. "Now Kurosaki-kun, lets put a smile on that face." Orihime continued as she crawled towards his side.
"Inoue, I don't think that.." But the hero of Karakura Town never finish his sentence as two slender fingers hook themselves on both sides of his lips. Which were then pull upward into a "smile".
"See, isn't that much better?" Asked the storm eye girl. Who had one of her own brilliant smile on. And despite the odd situation he was in, Ichigo couldn't help but agree on what she said.
"Yeah, much better." Ichigo said with a small chuckle.
He was starting to enjoy the feel of his girlfriend's touch when he heard sounds coming from his door.
"What the hell?" Ichigo whispered as he got up from the floor and headed toward the door. He gripped the knob and opened it to revealed his father kneeling down and with a glass cup on his ears.
Isshin got up from the floor and started to chuckle a little. "I guess I got caught." Rubbing the back of his neck.
Ichigo body trembled with angry at his father for spying on his girlfriend and him. He stared intensely at his father, hoping that if he did it long enough he would cause the wacky doctor to burst into flames.
"Well I hope I didn't interrupt anything? And if I did, you two better have use protection?" Wagging his finger in the substitute soul reaper's face. "I don't want to be a grandfather. Well not yet any. HAAHAHAAHAHA" His laughter causing his son's anger to boil over.
"We weren't doing nothing you perverted ass!" Bellowed Ichigo as he grabbed his father by his collar and threw him at the window. The glass not being any help as he crashed through it. His body hitting hard on the concrete floor.
"Kurosaki-san, are you alright?" Asked a worried Inoue as she peered over from the broken glass.
"I don't want to go on the kiddy ride. I'm a big boy now." He answered the worried teenager, his body convulsing from the pain that his wild son inflicted.
"Kurosaki-kun, you shouldn't done that to your father." She chided at her boyfriend who was also look at his damaged father.
"Don't worry about him, Inoue. He live." Not caring about his father's well being.
"Still. I think I go heal him." Moving away, she headed out of Ichigo's room and to the outside to aid Isshin.
"Always the caring type." He mused out loud, smiling as he watch Orihime helping his father up.
Great practice for a future daughter in law.
Have a nice day.