Chapter 1: Super Smash Bros
Some random family in Italy gave birth to a little boy named Mario. Later on this family adopted this other boy called Luigi and never told him he was adopted. As years passed Nintendo made games out of these 2 boys and other people too. So these 2 got invited to Super Smash Bros. They were happy until they found out they might have to kill each other. This game held a tournament to see witch character would still be in the next game. The whole concept was to kill each other. Mario fell in love with this character Peach during this tournament of course until he was forced to kill her. The last match was Mario against Fox. Fox had killed Luigi in the previous round. But Luigi wasn't really dead so he had to fight Fox again. He threw a fireball at Fox but used the reflector and then shot Luigi in the head and Luigi was dead. Of course Mario started crying and charged at Fox. He killed Fox really badly and the was told that everybody was going to be resurrected and go onto the new Smash Bros game because everyone loved the characters.
Chapter 2: Super Smash Bros. Melee
So Mario got his Graphics improved and went onto the Super Smash Bros Melee tournament. He found out there were new characters even his own clone Dr. Mario. The Mario yelled out loud WTF!! Is this some fucking Metal Gear clone shit. And killed Dr.Mario. So Dr. Mario was eliminated from the tournament. Since Link saw his actions and he killed young Link and said he didn't want no more fucking Links. As the tournament went on Mario went on winning and killing people the most fucked up ay he could. Until his last match was against Ganandorf. So before the match Mario aid you better not pull the same shit you did on me last fucking tournament. They said alright we won't. So Mario killed Ganandorf and again they pulled the same shit on Mario and they also pissed on his face.
Chapter: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
So Mario got his Graphics fixed again and went to the tournament witch was called tourney. On his way there he met up with Snake and said you're in the game this year right. Snake said yea. But I don't want to be in it. But my fucking Colonel is fucking forcing me to go. So they had a plan to kill all the characters and destroy the resurrection machine. So they went to Snake house and got all the fucking guns they could. They got there and overheard Link telling Pikachu and Kirby that they were suppose to get their graphics improved again but They said why the fuck would we need a fucking graphic change if we will look the fucking same. So Link told them they weren't goin to be allowed in so the grabbed Fox's and Falco's guns and killed themselves. So Snake and Mario infiltrated the place to destroy the resurrection machine but Mario kept getting seen cause he's fucking retarded. They destroyed the machine eventually. Then they went outside with their AK's and rocket launchers and all their fucking guns and killed the living shit out of everybody. Then the producers came out of their office and were like you fucking idiots this was the last Smash Bros game you damn retards. So they both went whatever we don't care and killed the producers. Then they went to Hawaii for a vacation. Mario got killed during that vacation because he got wasted and accidentally shot himself with Snakes rail gun in the ass.