Ok guys. I know that this movie needs no parody cause, well, it's pretty
humorous in itself and
all. But I had to give it a go. Who knows maybe it will inspire some new
chapters in my other
stories!
Chapter 1
A young girl is standing in a park. She is dressed in jeans and a top that looks like it came from medievel times. She is talking to a random owl....
Author: Don't owls sleep in the day? What is the point of this owl? I mean really. It freaks her out once and follows her around...
Someone who has never seen the movie: Uh, could you please not give away the entire movie in the first few minutes please?
Author: Sorry. Anywho.
The girl sounds like she is from medievel times but the background tells us that she is not actually in medievel times, which makes the audience wonder if she is just very strange or if she is putting on a play.
Author: AHHHH....THAT'S what the owl is for...
Audience: SHHHH.
Author: Sorry. Ahem.
Young girl: Give me the child. In dangers untold and hardships un- numbered, I have faught my way to the castel beyond the goblin city, to take back the child that you have stolen. My will is as strong as yours and my kindom is as great.
At this point thunder is heard and the audience is in full suspence...see!
*looks at audience.*
Audience: ZZZZZZZZZZZ
*nervous laughter from the author is heard.*
The girl gets a blank look on her face.
Young girl: My kingdom is great....Why can't I ever remember that line?
The girl pulls out a book from seemingly no where and begins to read.
Young girl: You have no power over me...
Suddenly a clock chimes and the audience is jerked awake. They see the young girl freaking out that it's seven o'clock and she and her dog merlin begin running home. It begins raining and the audience stands up and begins shouting as the rain begins catching up with the young girl. The audience sits down disappointed when the rain gets the young girl soaking wet.
Young girl: IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!
The audience looks at one another is shock confusion and begin whispering to one another.
Audience memeber 1: What's not fair?
Audience member 2: Did we miss something?
Author: Oh, my land! People! Sit down. That line was meant to cause suspence, not confusion!
Audience: *confused looks.*
The girl runs up to her house and we see a mother figure standing on the front pourch waiting and looking somewhat annoyed.
Mother Figure: Oh, really.
Young Girl: Look. YOU try running in the rain with this heavy white medievel top on and jeans! I mean....I'm sorry.
Mother Figure: Well, don't just stand there in the rain, get inside, so I can yell at you some more!
Young girl begins going inside and the dog follows
Mother Figure: NOT THE DOG!!! What are you thinking! He's soaking wet!!!
The young girl looks down at her soaking wet clothes and then at the soaking wet dog, shakes her head then remembers that she is a brat teenager.
Young girl: But it's pouring rain outside!
Mother Figure: WHAT!!! RAIN?!?! Where?!?! *bites nails* S..sssara...
Audience: Finally we learn her name!
Mother Figure: Excuse me, but your interupting my speech which Sara is about to interupt and which I am then going to interupt.
Audience: *looks embarrassed*
Mother Figure: You are 53 minutes and 72 seconds late young....person.
Everyone, but Sara: *looks confused.*
Sara: I said I was sorry.
Mother Figure: Stop being a brat and let me finish, you big brat teenager! Jeez, Your father and I hardly EVER have time alone with each other, what with you and your little brother, theres just no time...
Sara: WHAT?!? You go out every night...I mean, every Weekend.
The Father Figure of the house comes in from some random door, oblivious to the argument that is happening between the Mother Figure and Sara.
Father Figure: Sara! Your home! We were worried.
Sara: Duh dad. Can't you see that me and mother dearest here have been arguing by my obvious stomping up the stairs?
Father Figure: What happened? Did she get into a fight? A wreck? ...baby...Sara....you alright?
Mother Figure: What... am I the evil step mom or somethig? I can never say anything right.
Father Figure: I'll talk to her.
A/N: Yes, I am ending it here, in this very odd place to end such a story...but...if you review, you will find out what happens next!!!
Chapter 1
A young girl is standing in a park. She is dressed in jeans and a top that looks like it came from medievel times. She is talking to a random owl....
Author: Don't owls sleep in the day? What is the point of this owl? I mean really. It freaks her out once and follows her around...
Someone who has never seen the movie: Uh, could you please not give away the entire movie in the first few minutes please?
Author: Sorry. Anywho.
The girl sounds like she is from medievel times but the background tells us that she is not actually in medievel times, which makes the audience wonder if she is just very strange or if she is putting on a play.
Author: AHHHH....THAT'S what the owl is for...
Audience: SHHHH.
Author: Sorry. Ahem.
Young girl: Give me the child. In dangers untold and hardships un- numbered, I have faught my way to the castel beyond the goblin city, to take back the child that you have stolen. My will is as strong as yours and my kindom is as great.
At this point thunder is heard and the audience is in full suspence...see!
*looks at audience.*
Audience: ZZZZZZZZZZZ
*nervous laughter from the author is heard.*
The girl gets a blank look on her face.
Young girl: My kingdom is great....Why can't I ever remember that line?
The girl pulls out a book from seemingly no where and begins to read.
Young girl: You have no power over me...
Suddenly a clock chimes and the audience is jerked awake. They see the young girl freaking out that it's seven o'clock and she and her dog merlin begin running home. It begins raining and the audience stands up and begins shouting as the rain begins catching up with the young girl. The audience sits down disappointed when the rain gets the young girl soaking wet.
Young girl: IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!
The audience looks at one another is shock confusion and begin whispering to one another.
Audience memeber 1: What's not fair?
Audience member 2: Did we miss something?
Author: Oh, my land! People! Sit down. That line was meant to cause suspence, not confusion!
Audience: *confused looks.*
The girl runs up to her house and we see a mother figure standing on the front pourch waiting and looking somewhat annoyed.
Mother Figure: Oh, really.
Young Girl: Look. YOU try running in the rain with this heavy white medievel top on and jeans! I mean....I'm sorry.
Mother Figure: Well, don't just stand there in the rain, get inside, so I can yell at you some more!
Young girl begins going inside and the dog follows
Mother Figure: NOT THE DOG!!! What are you thinking! He's soaking wet!!!
The young girl looks down at her soaking wet clothes and then at the soaking wet dog, shakes her head then remembers that she is a brat teenager.
Young girl: But it's pouring rain outside!
Mother Figure: WHAT!!! RAIN?!?! Where?!?! *bites nails* S..sssara...
Audience: Finally we learn her name!
Mother Figure: Excuse me, but your interupting my speech which Sara is about to interupt and which I am then going to interupt.
Audience: *looks embarrassed*
Mother Figure: You are 53 minutes and 72 seconds late young....person.
Everyone, but Sara: *looks confused.*
Sara: I said I was sorry.
Mother Figure: Stop being a brat and let me finish, you big brat teenager! Jeez, Your father and I hardly EVER have time alone with each other, what with you and your little brother, theres just no time...
Sara: WHAT?!? You go out every night...I mean, every Weekend.
The Father Figure of the house comes in from some random door, oblivious to the argument that is happening between the Mother Figure and Sara.
Father Figure: Sara! Your home! We were worried.
Sara: Duh dad. Can't you see that me and mother dearest here have been arguing by my obvious stomping up the stairs?
Father Figure: What happened? Did she get into a fight? A wreck? ...baby...Sara....you alright?
Mother Figure: What... am I the evil step mom or somethig? I can never say anything right.
Father Figure: I'll talk to her.
A/N: Yes, I am ending it here, in this very odd place to end such a story...but...if you review, you will find out what happens next!!!