Gibbs/Ziva fic: Plan
Humour/Romance
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I don't even think this would qualify as a drabble actually... Oh well, this is mainly 'cause I made a promise to someone and I haven't quite followed through... so my apologies ZC, I'm getting my new laptop on Thursday for sure, so I'm looking at next Sunday for the update :)
I reckon there is more A/N than there is an actual piece of... text? Hehe :) I'm aiming for some proper updates, say 1YW and OUAT, possibly even Full Moon... Hmm... well see... IYW for sure :)
And if you're wondering why I haven't just posted a A/N... I'm just weird :D
Hehe... the shortest fic EVER hehe :D LOL... sorry, very easily amused XD
Ooh, a Zibb-ified tag to 'Enemies Foreign' when Gibbs was 'protecting' Ziva... :D Though it's alot more light hearted than the episode itself so I'm putting an 'OOC' on it... just in case :)
Ok, reading this back it is rather... random as it were.. oh well... honestly you don't have to laugh if you don't want to :)
As you can tell, someone's had a LOT of sugar :D :D :D
Plan
'' I cannot believe I died,'' said Ziva as both she and Gibbs rode the elevator back up to the bullpen. '' You are not a very good bodyguard, are you Gibbs?'' teased Ziva.
Gibbs smirked. '' Maybe I wanted you to get shot.''
Ziva spun on her heel to look at him. '' I will remember that.''
The greying agent shook his head in amusement. '' 'Course you will.'' he muttered.
'' And why would you want me to be shot? I have done all my reports. If you needed to see anyone get shot it should be Tony.'' said Ziva. Gibbs looked at her and saw the mischevious sparkle in her eye. Ziva grinned, waiting for Gibbs' answer.
'' Oh, I'd bet you'd like that.'' declared Gibbs, wondering why it was taking so long to get to the bullpen.
Ziva smirked. '' You have still not answered my question Gibbs.'' she sang.
Gibbs let out a heavy and pretend sigh and looked at her, grinning when she tilted her head, hand on hip.
'' Ziva, if you got shot, I would have to stop the bleeding-'' Ziva's eyes widened along with her grin.
'' You just wanted to touch me up, yes?'' Ziva tutted, '' Jethro... behave yourself.''
Gibbs chuckled and turned to face the silver doors... damn the elevator ride, really was too long... He turned when he heard Ziva take in a deep breath.
'' Ziva?'' She let the air outm and looked at him.
'' If-I-stop-breathing-you-have-to-give-me-mouth-to-mouth-yes?'' said Ziva quickly, drawing in air and pretending to pass out. Gibbs caught her and shook her shoulders.
'' Ziver... don't die! Don't go towards the light!'' Ziva stiffled a giggle before Gibbs pressed his lips to hers and kissed her gently. He pulled away and her eyes fluttered open dramatically.
'' Jethro?'' Gibbs held her close and kissed her again. Pulling back they looked at each other before laughing. They quickly straightened themselves out before the elevator doors slid open revealing one sour faced Liat. The Israeli tilted her head and Ziva flexed her eyebrows before walking past her without a backwards glance. Gibbs followed her and just to put Liat on edge he stopped in front of her.
'' She is irreplaceable... don't even try it.''