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Chapter 1: The Knightly Code Broken: Vodka discovered.
George de Sand was bored. Five years after the defeat of the Dark Gundam, some power hungry punk in France disbanded the Gundam Fights. France then proceeded, without warning, to launch roses onto all of the colonies. These roses grew and killed all types of agricultural land; and, after eating nothing but meat for three years, the colonies all turned power over to France.
Without the Gundam Fights, George had nothing to do. He was bored. He was so bored; he decided to uncork a bottle of Vodka. He took a sip, and was suddenly thrust into a place of happiness. George de Sand smiled, and took another sip. Another sip, then George took a full draught.
It took George a full twenty seconds to down the full bottle. In a drunken stupor, he looked at the empty bottle. Then he went and took another bottle.
**Five minutes later...**
"This stuff ith really good. I thinks I'm a drink it all and every day." George smiled as he lay on the ground, surrounded by countless bottles of Vodka. "Dis Ruzshen dwink ith weal good!" he exclaimed.
Just then, the doorbell on George's mansion rang. George de Sand stumbled to what he thought was to door, and ran into a wall. He stumbled and clutched his bleeding nose, and tried to find the door again. And yet again he ran into a wall. After about an hour, George finally managed to find the door.
George de Sand opened the door to find Domon lying on his front porch, asleep. "Hay! Dumun, weke oop," slurred the Knight.
Domon woke up, and turned to George. He sensed that George had been drinking, mabye the fact that George was rocking back and forth, slowly on his feet gave him away.
"George, have you been drinking?!?" asked Domon, shocked that a Knight would do something like that.
To his question was this reply, "No, nut mooch, onely a cop oar boddle."
"You know George, I seriously doubt that," replied Domon.
"Yu dunt no nuding Cashew. Wud yu like a dwink?" replied a drunken George.
"Uh, okay!"
George gave an unopened bottle of Vodka to Domon, and said, "Enjuy!"
Domon, being the idiot he is, drank all of it in one sip. His eyes bulged out, then turned a reddish color. He then asked for more. Another bottle, then another, then another. Pretty soon, Domon was dead drunk.
"Hay! Gurge! Can we go tu Scarves 'R Oooos?"
"Kaay!"
And off went the drunken duo.
The End. (sorta)
ChaosKnight: REVIEW!!!!!
Stalker: Everybody, its the moment you've been waiting for. Domon and----
ChaosKnight: Shut up... Don't do the prievew 'till I say you can...
Stalker: George are on their way to---
ChaosKnight: Fine, fine, you can do this...
Stalker: Scarves 'R Us. What dangers await them there? And... who is this in the photo---- oh, wait, wrong episode... may I start over?
ChaosKnight: :( Thats why I said to wait!
Stalker: Everybody, its the moment you've been waiting for. Domon and George are on their way to Scarves 'R Us. What dangers await them there? Find out in, Scarves 'R Us!: Master Urope Surfaces!.
ChaosKnight: Are you done?
Stalker: Yes.
ChaosKnight. Dont for get to re---
Stalker: Wait, wait, wait, wait... Dont for get to review!!
ChaosKnight: Grr.... ::Grabs a Sword:: ::chases the Stalker around::
Stalker: See you next episode! ::G Gundam music plays in the background::
ChaosKnight: :( Come here!
A/N: Please note that if I bash your favorite character... Sorry...
Many thanks to some flamers :) who helped me to fix my story to make it more realistic...
ChaosKnight: I bet you didnt think that HUH!?! You....
THE END (really)
Chapter 1: The Knightly Code Broken: Vodka discovered.
George de Sand was bored. Five years after the defeat of the Dark Gundam, some power hungry punk in France disbanded the Gundam Fights. France then proceeded, without warning, to launch roses onto all of the colonies. These roses grew and killed all types of agricultural land; and, after eating nothing but meat for three years, the colonies all turned power over to France.
Without the Gundam Fights, George had nothing to do. He was bored. He was so bored; he decided to uncork a bottle of Vodka. He took a sip, and was suddenly thrust into a place of happiness. George de Sand smiled, and took another sip. Another sip, then George took a full draught.
It took George a full twenty seconds to down the full bottle. In a drunken stupor, he looked at the empty bottle. Then he went and took another bottle.
**Five minutes later...**
"This stuff ith really good. I thinks I'm a drink it all and every day." George smiled as he lay on the ground, surrounded by countless bottles of Vodka. "Dis Ruzshen dwink ith weal good!" he exclaimed.
Just then, the doorbell on George's mansion rang. George de Sand stumbled to what he thought was to door, and ran into a wall. He stumbled and clutched his bleeding nose, and tried to find the door again. And yet again he ran into a wall. After about an hour, George finally managed to find the door.
George de Sand opened the door to find Domon lying on his front porch, asleep. "Hay! Dumun, weke oop," slurred the Knight.
Domon woke up, and turned to George. He sensed that George had been drinking, mabye the fact that George was rocking back and forth, slowly on his feet gave him away.
"George, have you been drinking?!?" asked Domon, shocked that a Knight would do something like that.
To his question was this reply, "No, nut mooch, onely a cop oar boddle."
"You know George, I seriously doubt that," replied Domon.
"Yu dunt no nuding Cashew. Wud yu like a dwink?" replied a drunken George.
"Uh, okay!"
George gave an unopened bottle of Vodka to Domon, and said, "Enjuy!"
Domon, being the idiot he is, drank all of it in one sip. His eyes bulged out, then turned a reddish color. He then asked for more. Another bottle, then another, then another. Pretty soon, Domon was dead drunk.
"Hay! Gurge! Can we go tu Scarves 'R Oooos?"
"Kaay!"
And off went the drunken duo.
The End. (sorta)
ChaosKnight: REVIEW!!!!!
Stalker: Everybody, its the moment you've been waiting for. Domon and----
ChaosKnight: Shut up... Don't do the prievew 'till I say you can...
Stalker: George are on their way to---
ChaosKnight: Fine, fine, you can do this...
Stalker: Scarves 'R Us. What dangers await them there? And... who is this in the photo---- oh, wait, wrong episode... may I start over?
ChaosKnight: :( Thats why I said to wait!
Stalker: Everybody, its the moment you've been waiting for. Domon and George are on their way to Scarves 'R Us. What dangers await them there? Find out in, Scarves 'R Us!: Master Urope Surfaces!.
ChaosKnight: Are you done?
Stalker: Yes.
ChaosKnight. Dont for get to re---
Stalker: Wait, wait, wait, wait... Dont for get to review!!
ChaosKnight: Grr.... ::Grabs a Sword:: ::chases the Stalker around::
Stalker: See you next episode! ::G Gundam music plays in the background::
ChaosKnight: :( Come here!
A/N: Please note that if I bash your favorite character... Sorry...
Many thanks to some flamers :) who helped me to fix my story to make it more realistic...
ChaosKnight: I bet you didnt think that HUH!?! You....
THE END (really)