This right here has been a while coming. I've always wanted to do a crack fic. You don't have to worry about writing a good plot, or about how things don't make sense. It's just random as hell!
Before I start this, I'd just like to say this fic was inspired by 'Matsodon'sWorstNightmare' and his fic 'Why Yu Is Never Going Back To Inaba'. Great guy, great humor, and some great lines too!
Yu's POV
"It's nice that we can all go out like this!" Yosuke yells as we all ride our scooters towards the beach, this time with a nervous Naoto. (Just so you know, this and every other chapter, unless explicitly stated, takes place after the True Ending. Let's just say Yu came back for a while for no real reason, okay?)
"Yeah, I can't wait to score with all the hot babes!" Teddie cheers on his own scooter. Kanji decided to...'borrow' a scooter from some bully, and he gave it to Teddie whenever we all go somewhere. He's not allowed to ride on it by himself for obvious reasons...
"Hey Yu, you gotta tell me, which one of the girls are you most excited to see?" Yosuke whispers.
"Naoto."
"Really? I always thought you had a thing for Rise?"
"I do. And for Chie. And for Yukiko. And for Naoto. And just about other girl at school not counting Hanako."
"Huh. Guess you don't really have a preference for anything, do you? I mean, between Chie's flatness and Naoto's double-"
"What're you two whispering about over there?" Chie looks at us suspiciously.
"U-Uh...hey look, it's the beach! Race ya there!" Both of us take off towards the beach faster than I thought a scooter could go.
At the beach...
"You mind not talking about the size of anyone's chest while their right next to us?" I quietly scold Yosuke.
"Sorry, about that, I couldn't help myself. But hey, the girls are off changing right now. So, you really don't have any preference about women?"
"No, but what I do know is that if you keep asking, I'll tell Teddie to give your 'preference' away to the girls. I don't want to have to hear Chie scold you for that boner you got when you fought her Shado-"
"O-Okay, I'll stop asking! Besides, that was a one time thing!"
"Then what about the magazines Teddie told me you have? What really didn't help your case was the whips and the gags..."
"Stop talking about it! Here comes Kanji and Teddie." That reminds me...please tell me Kanji brought something that actually covers up his ass...
"Yo." Kanji says calmly. Oh thank all that is mighty he's wearing swimming trunks...
"Nothing, we were just talking about weapons. Isn't that right Yosuke?"
"Oh? Like the whips and the gags in your magazine Yosu-"
"Finish that sentence, and I'll make a rug out of your fur." Teddie got quiet after that.
"Oh boys! Look who've we got right here!" Rise voice catches our attention, and quite possibly just saved Teddie.
"W-Woah..." Kanji gets a nosebleed soon after he says that. To be fair, I'm on the brink of bleeding at this...this magnificent, grand sight before us...
Naoto...in a bikini...
"C-Can I go back and change, please?" She timidly asks, embarrassment over her in waves.
"Not until we get ready to go!" Rise happily says. Wait a minute...don't I have my phone on me? Checking my pockets...yep. I nudge Yosuke slightly. He looks over at my phone and nods.
"Before this day ends, I swear, we shall get the ultimate picture: A pic...of Naoto's tits." I say with vigor.
"Hell yeah." Luckily, the girls don't hear our plan. This...is going to be...the best...day...EVER!
"But what can we do? If just go up and ask 'oh hey Naoto, can you flash those giant melons at us for a couple of minutes?', I'm sure we'll be walking out of here with broken bones!"
"Good point. Luckily, I've made a few...arrangements with the staff here."
"Arrangements?"
"Yep. Volleyball, someone 'accidentally' grabbing her bra, running into her by 'accident'. I've got 'em all Yosuke."
"How'd you manage to do that?"
One month ago...
Good thing Dojima covered for me so I could come here alone. He told my friends I was studying late and caught a small fever. Luckily, they bought it and didn't notice me coming out here to speak to the person who runs Shichiri Beach. You see, my plan needs the full cooperation of the staff here, and to do that, well...lets just say I'm lucky the owner is female...
I open the door to the building on the road, the place that funds this beach and supervises it. Inside is a decently lit room with a single attendant writing something on paper.
"Um, excuse me, I'm looking for . Is she here?" Please tell me this is her. Short, brown hair, tits as big as Naoto, ass of a watermelon, the figure of Rise and the legs of Chie, she looks just about my age...I think I'm going to enjoy this.
"Y-Yes, I'm , the owner of Shichiri Beach. How may I help you?" Sweet!
"I was looking for a job and I saw you guys needed a janitor. Can I still apply?" Her face brightens.
"Yes, you can start right now actually. Right now, I'm the only one working here, so it'd be nice to have someone else here with me." Analysis complete. Looks like I've got a shy one here...alright, I've done it with Ayane, I can definitely do it with this one!
"Really? I'd imagine a cute girl like yourself would attract more workers."
"O-Oh...I-I don't really think I look that good." Yep. I've dealt with enough low-self esteem issues to know where this is going...
20 Days Later...
"Minako, I have a question I hope you would answer for me." I look at Minako Yamanka, ready to put my plan into action.
"S-Sure. What is it Yu?" I whisper in her ear, and she just stares at me.
"Yu-kun..."
"What?"
About 50 minutes later, on top of a desk in front of a window...
"YES, DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP!' Minako shouts as she constantly licks the window and grips the table in uncontrollable pleasure. W-Why is it always the shy ones that are the most sex-crazed?!
"I-I think I'm about to-"
"GO AHEAD, DO IT INSIDE! MAKE ME YOUR LITTLE BITCH! PUT THAT BIG, LONG AND HARD COCK TO USE!" Okay...think I might be coming back here even after my plan is done...
"Well Yosuke, let's just say I paid off the owner in big, thick wads of cash."
"Um...okay...well, what're we gonna do first?"
"Easy, I got the owner to set up some traps in the water that I can activate with a push of this button." I take out a small remote control from my pocket.
"Hey Naoto, why don't we go in the water?" Chie says while pulling on her arm.
"B-But what if it comes loose?"
"Trust me, it won't! Now come on already!" Oh trust me, it will come off this day if my name isn't Yu 'Big Dick' Narukami! (added it after I turned 18...thank god none of the girls, especially Chie and Yukiko found out, they would kill me!)
"Hey, their in the water, so now what?"
"First off Yosuke, get out your phone. Second, I push this button. Third, we each go off to our separate bathrooms with our pics of Naoto." As we get out our phones, I push the button once Naoto gets in the right place.
"Question, what does the owner get out of all this anyway?"
"What do they get? Well..."
Minako's POV
The thought of that incredibly hot girl in a threesome with us...that thought makes my mouth water...
Shaking my thoughts, I set myself a few ways from the girls underwater and set my eyes on the Naoto girl. All I have to do is take off that bra...but I wanna do a lot more than that! Yu-kun, I hope you set that phone on record...
Putting on my 'mask' (Apparently, June's decided to sell Teddie masks to people...their doing surprisingly well!) I swim just below the girl. Thank god I can hold my breath for so long, I've been practicing with water while I pretended it was cu-no, I'm getting distracted! Just need to focus, focus on letting those melons free!
And feeling those huge, soft, bouncy...I can't tell if it's the water making me wet or something else!
I carefully and lightly grasp the fabric of her bra and start to undo the clasp.
Yu's POV
"Hey Naoto, me and Yukiko are going to go get some sodas. Do you want anything?" Chie asks.
"N-No, I'm fine." Damn straight she's fine...great, now I'm starting to think like a stalker.
"Hey, just what are you two doing sitting in chairs at a time like this?" Chie asks suspiciously.
"We just wanted to soak in the sun for a while Chie." I say in a calm tone.
"Alright, but if I see you two doing anything dirty..."
"We just want to relax! Sheesh..." Yosuke sighs. The two go up away from the beach and over to the vending machine, far enough from where they don't see us with our phones.
"Hey Yosuke, you may want to get your phone out in about five seconds." I get out my phone and double check to see if Naoto is paying any attention to u...oh...oh sweet baby Jesus!
Minako's POV
"Hahahaha!" I start going crazy from what I'm doing. As I unclasped the bra, I found myself getting a sniff of the girl. After that, I let the bra float up and started fondling her, much to the girls surprise.
"W-What the?!" She yells in shock and embarrassment. She desparetly tries to shake me off, to no avail. No way in hell I'm letting go of these anytime soon! I pinch her nipples and she moans a little in response.
Yu's POV
Alright...been about a minute of recording this on my phone...and now it's time! Taking out a small nail, I make a hole in my pocket that's big enough for my phone to record through. I put my phone on my pocket, and press the button on the remote to let Minako know it's time to initiate Phase 2. By that, I mean a small shock collar. Trust me, she insisted. She also insisted that I could just press this button whenever I felt like it...I'm SO coming back here tomorrow. Or later today.
"What's wrong Naoto?" I mask my voice to make it seem like I have no idea what's going on.
"I-I don't know! I-I lost my..." After Minako backs off, Naoto still seems bewildered, but seems to have calmed down a little.
"Your bra? Here you go." I get her bra out from the water and hand it to her.
"I-I don't think I can put it on out here."
"I'll go get my shirt then. You can wear it until you find somewhere to change."
"T-Thank you. I appreciate this...S-Senpai." It's funny, looks like she thinks I didn't notice the groping.
"What?! You can't just leave me hanging! Hey! I know you hear me!" Yosuke shouts as me and Naoto walk over to a safe spot, her in my shirt. Which looks hot as hell considering it's too big for her. Speaking of which, I hope this isn't too big for her...
Three minutes later...
"Y-Yu-kun." Naoto timidly says while my face away as she changes.
"Yeah Naoto?"
"You can turn around now." What did I do? I turned around. And what did I see? Minako, touching and feeling all over Naoto's body.
"H-Huh?" That's about all I could get out of my mouth at this sight.
"She told me about your plan when I passed by here once. Instead of just confronting you about this, I decided to go along with it. And...I've decided that...I want my first to be a threesome...would you...?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"S-Senpai?"
"Get on your knees."
About 40 minutes later...
"Where do you think Yu-senpai and Naoto-kun went off to? You don't think they...?" Chie says awkwardly.
"Nah, Yu-senpai is too nice for that and Naoto-kun is too shy." Yukiko says.
"I bet Sensei is busting out all the moves on her. Go get 'em Sensei!" Teddie yells.
"Think you can go find him Yosuke? Hey...are you okay? You look pissed."
"...Huh? Y-Yeah, I'm fine. I'll go look for them." Yosuke walks off, actually heading to the bathroom to release some 'pent up aggression.'
Back to Yu...
"Whoa...whew...that...that was intense." I say while wiping off some sweat. I pick up
my phone and check how long it's been recording. Wow...48 minutes...
Before I put my clothes on, I take in the sight before me. Minako...and Naoto...drenched and filled...with big, thick...wads of...cash. Yep. That's what I'm calling it. Personally, I think squeezing between two people with DDs each was...a lot more better than I imagined. But finally, I've conquered my prizes...and what is this day? I'll tell you. It's the be-
"W-WHAT THE HELL?!" O-Oh crap...that was Rise...
Slowly turning my head, I'm met with all three of the girls. Rise and Chie looking pissed off as hell, and Yukiko just turning her head away.
"U-Uh girls, I can explain!" I can hear Yosuke snickering from somewhere...damn it Yosuke!
"Explain?! Explain why you didn't invite the three of us!" Rise exclaims. Wait...what?
"We want some too!" She yells, loud enough for Yosuke to hear.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I hear Yosuke scream from wherever he is.
"Oh...well, I guess this can be a fourso-" Suddenly, I feel two heads bobbing their heads up and down on me.
"Okay...I guess it's just a huge orgy now huh?"
"Yeah, it's a good thing someone like Yosuke isn't here to ruin it!"
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Am I the only one that hears him or are they just ignoring him?
One Hour Later...
"It was nice playing Volleyball with those girls, wasn't it Kanji?" Teddie says happily.
"Yeah, I had fun. By the way Senpai, what were you doing that whole time? I didn't even see you half the trip!"
"Giving people big, thick wads of cash Kanji. Big, thick wads of cash." I look over at Yosuke and I can tell he's giving me a death stare without even having to look at me. Think he's pissed that he didn't get none...
I look over at Naoto and she blushes. Reaching into my pocket, I notice that I 'forgot' to put on this condom...whatever. While making sure no one notices, I toss it aside, not caring who picks it up and decides to use it because their too poor to buy one. Oh, and one last thing...
"I AM THE FUCKING KING OF FUCKING HOT CHICKS!" The scooter accelerates, and with it, I ride off into the sunset...
How was that? Funny? Not funny? Somewhere in between? Too long? Were those last two not funny jokes? Yes. Yes they were. Alright, let me know if there's anything you guys wanna see on here, I do take requests!