"My name is Ash, and its been five weeks since returning from the 1300's and battling the Army of the Dead. I knew when I came back that that damn book would still come after me, but I was just hoping I was paranoid, but I was wrong. The book keeps coming back for me, and to top it off, I keep having nightmares of all these adventures. The book is coming back at my big this time. I think that it really wants me out of the picture, but you know what? If it wants some, it can have a mouthful of Boomstick!"

Army of Darkness 2: Hail to the King Baby

Chapter 1: Back to the Cabin

"He says spikes, give 'em spikes! You found me beautiful once. Your good Ash, I'm bad Ash!"

"No! Get away!" Ash yelled launching up out of his bed.

He had broken out in a cold sweat from the nightmare he had just had. If anyone deserved a normal life, Ash did. He had been through so much, he needed the time to settle down, but somehow, that would never happen. Every time his life seemed the least bit normal, something strange always happened. Ever since he had returned from the past, he had been having nightmares over and over again of what he had been going through for all these years. All those times had left him without many things like his girlfriend, a hand, and sanity. "That's it! I'm leaving here and going back to the cabin. Maybe I can stop this once and for all!" Ash yelled.

As he went into his closet to get his double-barrel Remington shot gun, he had more flashbacks. Ash was losing it. He needed to stop this and all he could figure was that he needed to go back to the cabin and start from there. As he packed his things into a backpack and walked out to his new car, (his old one was destroyed back during the battle with the Deadites in the past) he went into his garage to get the one last thing he needed, his chainsaw. "Well, I guess its time for us to be together again, partner." he said picking up his chainsaw. He got into his car and started driving towards his destination in the mountains.

As he pulled up the winding road to the cabin, he was getting very tired. With all these nightmares he had been having, he hadn't had a decent amount of sleep in days. Ash finally arrived at the cabin and got out of his car. He stood and stared at the cabin for a few moments. "I'm back, and for the last time." he muttered to himself.

He walked into the cabin and turned on the lights. It looked like no one had been here in months. As he walked into the bedroom he put all his stuff down and laid down on the bed. He felt drowsy and said, "I'll start in the morning looking for a way to get rid of these damn nightmares. For now, I just want to get some sleep."

As he dozed off in the coming minutes, he thought about Shelia and Linda. Both had been in love with him, and he had loved them both back. They had been both been lost for him and he didn't know if he'd see either of them again. When he finally fell asleep, a great relaxation came over him and he laid back and slept. Suddenly, the relaxation and blackness were rudely broken and Ash shot out of bed and grabbed his shot gun. He inched his way out of the room and then opened the door slightly. He looked around and then saw what had awakened him so abruptly. "How in the hell did you get here?" Ash said confused at who was standing in front of him, "and what do you want?"

A man, who appeared to be burned with a raggedy green and red sweater and brown Fedora hat was standing there. "Ah, the great Ashley Williams, I presume. You may have heard of me before, the name is Freddy Kruger. Seems the Deadites don't like you much, seeing as how they used the power of the Necronomicon to bring me back to life to get you." he said in a deep, cracking, voice.

"Yeah, I've heard of you." Ash said angrily. "You're the sick son of bitch who killed all those kids on Elm Street years back and then after being killed by the towns people came back and started killing the kids in their dreams."

"Aw, and they said I wouldn't be remembered!" Freddy laughed.

"I oughta take this shot gun and shove it down your throat and blow you back to hell! Then what'll the Deadites do?"

"Ha! I'd like to see you try!" Freddy sneered. "There is no way a man like you could every kill a guy like me. And as for the Deadites, they'll come for you in swarms as always."

"Oh yeah?" Ash said leaning over and grabbing his chainsaw and taking off his metal hand.

He took the chainsaw and put it onto his hand with a loud snap and revved the engine on the chainsaw. "What the hell?" Freddy said confused.

"You wanna fight? Do you? You wanna a little? Then come get some you primitive screw head cause your in for a real treat! Those Deadites won't stand a chance against me anymore. I'm stronger, and if I beat you, they are at a loss because Ash is here and ready to be King!" Ash yelled as the battle between good and the ultimate evil began.