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Chapter 1: The Orenga Meister meets a Demon Halberd
At Death Weapon Meister Academy also known as Shibusen, located in Nevada, another large gatherings was held, where students gather together wearing badges indicating whether they are a Demon Weapon or a Meister to try and find the partner they are compatible with. Sitting at a table by himself we see a young boy about fourteen years old with blonde spiky hair wearing a orange with white fur over the collar and the shoulders were blue, a black fish net shirt under it and orenga pants with blue pockets and had a headband around his neck that had the Leaf symbol on it, a badge showing he was a Meister was pin on his jacket, sipping his drink he was not all that interest in finding a partner at the moment, as he was still a little depress about coming out of a coma a year ago and had yet to find out what happen to him.
"Umm at excuse me." a voice cause him to look up in see a short petite young Japanese girl about fourteen years old. She has long black hair falling to her shoulders that she was wearing in two pigtails, with short bangs, and not all of her hair tied up, letting a few bunches of her hair fall on either side of her face.
Her Shibusen uniform is black with a white sailor collar with a black stripe and a white tie ending in the shape and style of Shinigami's mask. She has a black jumper beneath a black vest and her skirt is black and gray with an argyle print with white trimming. She wears a pair of black knee-high boots over black pinstripe knee-high socks. She has big dark blue/grey eyes, she had on a badge showing she was a Demon Weapon.
"Is it alright that I sit here, the other tables are full." she said nervously as the boy look around to see that the other tables were indeed full.
"Sure, not like I own this table or anything." he said smiling as she return it and slipped into one of the empty chairs at the table.
"Thank, I'm Harudori Tsugumi, and you?" Tsugumi ask trying to start up some small talk before things got supremely awkward as they did when she try talking to people.
"Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto replied surprise someone was actually trying to talk to him.
"Nice to me you Naruto-kun, so umm why are you by yourself over here?" she ask before mentally hitting herself for it (That was too straight forward, moron!) she curse herself for asking, no wonder she hadn't been able to have a decent conversation yet. "I'm sorry if you don't want to say you don't have to, I-"
"Hey calm down, it alright." Naruto said sweat dropping at the girl for a moment trying to understand why she was so jumpy, Tsugumi calm down somewhat but was not happy about freaking out like that.
"If you really want to now I'll tell you but a just heads up it a long story." Naruto told her but she just, waving him to go on and to say she was shock to his story was an under statement, even as the story ended she still had jaw open before it finally close.
"So wait other then last year and your name, you have no memorys of the last thirteen years of your life!?" Tsugumi ask and Naruto nodded.
"Yeah the only thing I do remember is me and two others 'again I don't even know their names' were chasing a haired girl and a dark grey hair boy holding something while jumping through trees and right as we were about to catch up." Naruto pause as he rubbed his head an agitation.
"Something happen but what I have no idea and it pissing me off." Naruto replied and while Tsugumi wouldn't have put it in those words she had to agree that she'd be the same way. "The next thing I know I'm wake in a hospital in Death city a year ago with no idea of how I even got here."
"So you don't know what you were doing before the chase or even why you guys was chasing them?" Tsugumi ask and got a nodd before sighing.
"See this is why I'm not doing to good at this school." Tsugumi said causing him to reason an eyebrow.
"Why's that?" Naruto ask as she went on to tell him about the how she came from a normal school and normal life, and was finding it a little hard to adapt to the DWMA, a place full of strange people and steeped in the supernatural and how it was only thank to Sid sensei's encouragement that Tsugumi even got the confidence to transform into her form for the first time.
"So you've got your own type of hardship to work through, huh." Naruto smiling glad she had someone to help her out.
"Maybe but it nothing compaired to what your going through." Tsugumi replied but Naruo just laugh.
"Don't say that, everyone has their own problem to overcome and none should be taken lightly." Naruto finished this statement Tsugumi flashed him a grateful look.
"So I take it you haven't find a partner yet?" Naruto ask out of the blue and she shake her head.
"No, what about you?" Tsugumi ask with a somewhat hopeful look in her eyes.
"Nope have been able to find one either." Naruto told her and she was glad as Tsugumi seem to be fairly comfortable with him, and she felt that the two could get along even though they never had any interactions before today. Naruto then snapped his fingers with an enlighten look on his face.
"Hey how about we trying being partners? Who knows we might just makea great team." Naruto said some of his oldself starting to come out a he jump up from the table grabbing her hand, not noticing her blushing.
"Um...yes." she says in a shaky voice, and Naruto releases a breath he probably didn't know he was holding. He crushes her to himself in a hug, and this resulted in her keeling over in shock, unconscious. Before she hits the ground Naruto springs forward and caught her, clutches her to his chest and alternately fanning her overheated face while trying to figure what the hell just happen. The two clearly had a long road ahead of them.
Six months later
In a desert far away we see a herd of hose's running at top speed while carrying over three dozen cold blooded thieves, they reach in open caven way with one man leading them all, he was giving off a dark aura, as the enter they came to a dead end... at least to seem that way.
"Hey boss say the password." one of the toothless thieves said as the leadng man raising his hand as he spoke
"Open Sesame!" the man commaned as the giant caven wall gaven way showing the other side, his name was Ali Baba and he was King the 40 thieves! Rushing insid the caven wall closer hiding thim from the world once more, after getting inside they throw down treasure chest after chest to the ground pulling out gold of all kind, rudy's, diamond's, and emerald's thrown into the air as they celebrated tonights raid and all the loot they add to their already large amount.
"Ha, Ha, Ha! Boss if this keep up we might be able to buy a country someday." one of Ali's man said rolling in gold as he laugh at the fool.
"I know and all we need to do is bloody up a few more village! Nothing to big." Ali chuckle as his man cheer never noticing the two shadows watch from above, glaring down at them. Uzumaki Naruto and Harudori Tsugumi...
"Ali Baba the so called King the 40 thieves, you sure that him?" Naruto ask his partner who nodded back to he blonde.
"Yeah and those are his 40 thieves with him. All cold blooded killer's, so please becareful." Tsugumi said worry about the fact they were completely out number this time, however Naruto just grined.
"Are you for real!? With how long you've known me, do still not know who I am!?" Tsugumi sigh as she already knew what he was going to do, grabbing her by the waist he jump down on a table right in the middle of the hide out.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! There know why I'd lose to these asshole's, Believe it!" Naruto yell out loud, surprising all the bandits as they were in shock to see two kids were in their hideout with out their knowing, Ali Baba was the first to speak.
"Hey how did you brats get in- CRASH!" he was cut off by a glass of beer being smash in his face from Naruto who was grining like a fox.
"Shut it jackass! We're to take your souls! All of them!" Naruto shouted as Tsugumi gasp (Does he have a death wish or something!?) Tsugumi thought pancking as all the bandits not looked pissing mad.
"Why you little shit! Kill em!" they yell rush the two as Tsugumi quickly reach her arm out to her partner.
"Naruto-kun!" Tsugumi yell as he grabbed her hand, and her body was cover in a blinding flashing of light as she transforms into a her Halberd form, a long slender haft tipped with an arrow-shaped spearhead. Below the spearhead is a blade that is curved like a short scythe on one side, and a small axe-blade on the other. In the middle of the blade is a small X-shaped mark.
The blonde jumped into the air with the Halberd swinging it a couple of times so as to get a good feel for it as he landed back on the table and stabbing one of the bandits in the face letting him drop dead before flipping over a sword swing and behind the one that just try to cut him and flipping Tsugumi around to use the scythe side to severa th guy at the waist with it. Naruto smirk before ducking under four blades trying to gut him in the back before spining around to cut off all their heads at once while still using the scythe side.
Ali Baba jump to his feet wiping off the glass and beer of his face, the blow hadn't hurt him but he was positively livid with fury and was going to kill that blonde haired punk, however he was distracted from his death-plotting, and now watching as his men was kill one after another by what he thought was a mere child.
"What is this?" Ali said to himself as the last of his men fall, having been cut in half and that all was left was him the boy and a cave full of souls, Naruto shoulder Tsugumi walking over to Ali Baba in what he called his cool step.
"Look like your the last one, huh." Narut stated pointing Tsugumi at him but she frowned.
"Naruto-kun becareful, rumor has it this guy is really strong." Tsugumi told him but Naruto smirk never disppeared even as Ali Baba grined darkly at him pulling out two swords from behind him.
"You've got some skill I'll give you that but do you really think you can be beat me?" Ali Baba ask causing Naruto to roll his eyes at the man.
"Whatever now let end this, killing all you weaking is getting boring." Naruto replied as Ali left eye twitch.
"Imbecile! I will teach you with brute force, and show just how much a small fry you are!" he yelled transforming his body into a larger, muscular form.
"I've eaten all the souls at ever village we attack and so now I'm able to do even this , there no way you can-" his Monologue was interrupts when his body was cut in half.
"You didn't even see me move, told ya this was boring." Naruto mutter behind him.
"Impossible!" those were Ali Baba last words as both of his side falls to the ground and he die. Seeing that the fight had end Tsugumi change back to normal once Ali Baba turn into a soul as will, taking a deep breath she begin sucking in all the soul around them until just one was left, Ali Baba's. Picking it up she put it to her mouth and ate it whole before making a pray sigh with his hands.
"Thank you for the meal." Tsugumi said bowing to no one before turning to Naruto with a smile. "I can't believe we got through that without being harm."
"Of course, you have me as a partner so there no way you'd lose!" Naruto laugh his ego showing once again, Tsugumi just smile at her Meister knowing the only one who's was more egotistical then him was Black Star through Kirikou Rung was pretty closer to Naruto, but she was still happy as with the 41 souls she just ate added to the 58 Tsugumi already had, they now had reach 99 soul's!
"Whatever let's go inform lord Death." Tsugumi said walking over to a mirrior and began drawing. "Let see, 42-42-564 knock Death's door... Hello this is demon Halberd Tsugumi."
"Ohh, Tsugumi-chan. Hello, hello! How goes the soul gethering." Shinigami ask appearing and sported probably the most eccentric appearance Naruto had ever seen, he look a tattered piece of pitch black cloth with many jagged edges, decorated with a cartoonish skull mask.
"Great! We already have 99 soul's and only the witch's soul is left." Tsugumi said much to Shinigami's delighted.
"Well done you two. Naruto-kun your turning into a great Meister, and Tsugumi-chan, you'll be a 'Death scythe' in no time." both smiled at the praise before Shinigami take on a more serious tone. "However becareful, the last soul is always trickly and I don't want you two losing your lives fighting a witch.
"Relax, I'll make Tsugumi into the greatest 'Death scythe' you've ever had." Naruto said with his carefree smile ever still on his face.
"Ha ha! Good to know, I look forward to it, bye." he laugh before hanging up as Tsugumi turn to Naruto ready to move out.
"Alright let drop off all this treasure at the local orphanage and get moving." Tsugumi told Naruto and he was glad she had open up a lot since they first met, while she still worry about things he really did think were such a big deal, at least Tsugumi didn't jump at ever shadow she saw, they then went to work gethering all the treasure up.
Dark city
After dropping the gold off Naruto and Tsugumi had quickly headed out to Dark city where a powerful witch was suppose to be held, dashing cross the roof tops they came to a stop standing on a building cross from a large wall just outside the city's wall limites was a huge black mansion about a mile or so north.
"This is it, the mansion of the dark witch, call the Succubus!" Tsugumi said grimly a Naruto sat her down grinned an excitement.
"We'll what are we waiting for, let's go kick her ass!" Naruto yell jumping to the ground level heading for the mansion with Tsugumi calling after him.
"Wait Naruto, we need to make a plan first." Tsugumi shouted before putting her hands on her hips and shook her head. Exasperated.
"That guy I swear, if someone wasn't around to look after him he'd get himself killed." Tsugumi mumble jumping after her way word Meister.
Inside the mansion, a larger chair sat in the middle of the ballroom an upon it the alluring form of Succubus this particular witch had assumed the form that best caters to a typical man's wants: A young and voluptuous female with ample breasts, her softened facial features are contrasted by the stark addition of a vertical line descending from both of her eyes 'which was show in the heart shaped pupils' these lines are connected by a horizontal line that runs over the bridge of her nose, together creating an "H"-shaped marking. A spiky hood, concealed her face, featuring two prominent curved horns 'similar to a ram's' protruding from the sides. Succubus was wearing the barly any clothing, it consisting simply of skintight gloves and stockings decorated with "H"-shaped accents at their openings and a revealing apron that exposes the majority of her back, except for where a few small strands to keep it attached to her body.
A small, slightly coiled devil-like tail extends from just below the small of her back, and if one thing could be said about her at the moment... she was bore out of her mind.
"God I wish something would happen!" the Succubus cry really loudly stretching out her arms and badly wanted something to do, normally she'd just go to the city and find some boy toy to play with for a while before absorbing their souls but for reason she just wasn't in the mood however if she didn't do something soon she'd go insane! "KRRRRKKKSSSHHHHH!" Looking up, she saw a young boy in a orenge outfit burst thrown her ballroom window while flapping in the air and landed five feet from her.
"Huh?" was all she could say binking a few times not sure what was going on, Naruto stood up wipping the glass from his hair while keeping his eyes close trying to look cool.
"Alright old hag you'd better give up your soul, because we're here to- WAIT A DAMN SECOND! YOUR SUPER HOT!" Naruto yelled the last part at opening his eyes to see the barely dress lady in front and doing his best to control the nose bleed trying to happen.
"Umm, who are-"
"KRRRRKKKSSSHHHHH!- MORON I SAID WAIT!" Tsugumi scream to Naruto, kicking him in the back of the head and throwning him foward at the Succubus.
"Really the enemy we're dealing with is not like the other- What the HELL are you doing now!?" Tsugumi almost never curse in her life but why was her Meister's face in that womans chest, and why was she still sitting down like nothing was happening!?
"Hey are you alright?" the Succubus ask rubbing his head while keeping his face lock in her chest making it hard to hear what he was saying, getting anger again Tsugumi pull Naruto from her by the fur over his collar.
"He's fine but more importain we're here for your soul, so Naruto get your act together, we got work to do." Tsugumi growl, if this had been when they first met she'd had been too meek to act like this but with Naruto as her Meister Tsugumi felt like she was luckly her hair hadn't turn gray. Shaking head Naruto jump to his feet ready to go.
"Sorry about that but now I'm ready to go." Naruto said trying to act like that never happen, the Succubus just blink a few times still unsure what was going on.
"Why are you two here again?" the Succubus ask voicing here thoughts for once.
"It should be pretty clear, like she just said we're for your soul, witch!" Naruto grin still unable to believe witch's could be smoking hot like this, he had always thought they were just old crons, (Did he just call me a witch?) the Succubus thought getting the feeling there was a mix here.
"Naruto!" Tsugumi called to Naruto who grabbed her head as she was cover in a blinding flashing of light as she transforms into a her Halberd form, the Succubus eyes wide as she finally jump out of her chair with a grin on her face.
"I get it now, your students from Shibusen!" the Succubus exclaimed in excitement before she give Naruto a hard look.
"What?" Naruto ask feeling uneasy at the way she was staying at him the Succubus licked her lips before speaking.
"Ya know, now that I take a closer look at ya, your pretty damn good-looking." the Succubus said shifting her head back and forth slowly as she watched him closely. Naruto frowned, feeling a sudden shiver come over him. Suddenly feeling like they were in fact talking about something else. He felt like... prey. And the feeling disturbed him.
"Whatever let get this fight started." Naruto told her spining Tsugumi over head before bring her down in front of him, aiming at the Succubus as in return his gave a dangerous smile.
"Okay!" the Succubus said a maniac grin in place as she leaning foward and rush to the blonde with her right arm pulled back.
"Get ready Naruto, here she come!" Tsugumi told her Meister as he raise her over his head ready to cut the lady in two.
"Relax I got this, she's as good a dea- huh?" Naruto interrupts himself as everything seem to slow down. and right as she was less then two inch's from him a chill ran down his spine and jump high into the air avoiding the punch she had thrown, good thing to, since the moment her fist struck a loud smashing sound was heard followed by the breaking of a large crevice into the ground as it gave way almost immediately leaving behind a giant hole in the ground the size of car, Naruto flinched slightly at this but quickly hid it. A normal person would have been concerned by this, but then, Naruto was far from normal. Instead, his smirk shifted into a grin, least until she look up at him grinning like the devil it self.
"Succubus- Succubus- Blazening kiss!" and right before his eyes a giant fire blast shot out of her mouth at him, spining his Halberd like a windmill to block the flames from hitting Naruto but was still push out of the window he crash through easlier and thrown back into the city, seeing he was about to smash into a building Naruto manage to turn around in mid air and struck the building wall with the arrow-shaped spearhead of Tsugumi Halberd form.
"What the hell! I thought witch's were suppose to be old hags and just flew around on brooms and shit." Naruto mumble to Tsugumi hanging by one hand and look back at where he came from.
"But not only is she hot but super strong too! And that fire blast of hers thrown me all the way back into the city!" Naruto actually let out a whistle much to Tsugumi annoyins.
"This is not the time to be admiring her, prepare to fight." Tsugumi yell as someone's chuckling caught their attension, looking up they saw the Succubus looking down on them from the city wall with a depraved expression on her face.
"We're lucky this is the sum part of town and nobody around, so we don't have to hold back." Tsugumi commented to Naruto as he nodded and the Succubus spoke.
"It to bad, if you had attack me a few years back things might have been easlier for ya." the Succubus chuckled, comfusing them a little.
"However seven years ago I ran into a most detestable man who tried to seal me inside a book." the Succubus told them as they still where not sure where she was going with this. "Barely getting away I decided to get much stronger in case I every ran into him again."
"So that why your so powerful?" Tsugumi ask now understanding what was going on a little.
"That right, now boy, what's say you put down that Halberd and come back to my room for a little while?" the Succubus said licking her lips again and Naruto gulped as Tsugumi's killing intent soared to new heights.
"Like hell I'd let him do that! What type of person try's to get laid by one of the people trying to kill her!?" Tsugumi shouted, (Two curse words in one day? Wow!)Naruto thought surprised and If matters became worse, he was fully prepared to escape because for a girl who was once slightly timid, shy, and dislikes violence, her feminine fury really scary him sometime. The Succubus chuckled at her words before looking at the two with a dangerous glare smile with vicious intent.
"Okay, then after I beat you guys, I'll just kill the girl and keep the boy to play with..." Naruto and Tsugumi eyes widen at her words as she rocket over to them, Naruto planeted his feet to wall pushing off dodgering out of the way to avoid getting a hole punch into him. Acting quickly the Succubus sent a kick out to the pair that was block, flipping and mid-air Naruto finally manage to land on the ground before jumping back from the fire blast the Succubus shoot at.
Landing on the ground too the Succubus aim a kick at him that he duck under 'and did his best not to notice she wasn't wearing anything under her apron' and trier to stab her in the neck with the spearhead of Tsugumi but she side step the attack before elbowing the blonde into a old shop, "Come on, you can't be done already, hmm?" the Succubus as Naruto rocketed out of the place looking piss off.
"I hell I am!" Naruto yelled not blasting off in the air and raised Tsugumi high over head before slaming it down at the Succubus so fast that she almost didn't dodge in time.
"Hmm?" the Succubus gasp seeing a seeing the small cut on the right side of her face under her eye.
"Not bad!" the Succubus smirk licking the little bit of blood away.
"Succubus- Succubus- Blazening kiss!" rushing at him, the Succubus breathing fire at Naruto again, Naruto roll over to the side then use the scythe side to try and cut her in half at the waist, the Succubus jump over the slash but then to Naruto and Tsugumi surprise she land on top of Tsugumi ax half and then try to kick the dumbfounded blonde in the face but he quickly snapped out of his shock and duck under the pole of Tsugumi to avoid the kick in sent a crop to the back of the Succubus leg hoping to knocking her off.
The blow connected however she did a rolling flip in the air landing on her feet, but then to her surprise Naruto predicting this had spin around and using the scythe side aim right at her face and slash the Succubus again.
"Did we finally get her?" however as Naruto a turn to see his work he was horrified to find that his slash had only add to the one cut already there making an X shaped wound.
"You back step just enough to only get a small cut!?" Naruto shouted as he jump away from woman who was giving off a psychotic grin.
"Your really good, if I'd been just a second slower I would have lost the top part of my head." the Succubus replied getting ready for round two but Tsugumi was getting worryed.
"Naruto we need to find a way to stop her from moving or we're going to be in big trouble!" Tsugumi told him and Naruto couldn't agree more and while he did have an attack that could damage her enough to stop moving her for a while, the problem with that was he'd have to get very close and taking a chance of getting hit with her insane brute force.
"No choice huh?" Naruto said gripping Tsugumi who he could feel nodding back at him. "Let go Tsugumi!"
"Right/Right!" they both yell as Naruto rush at the Succubus wo just stood there waiting, and began slashing wildly at her, his seemingly random slashs missed ever mark, having enough she block one of the slashs before reeling her arm back ready to end this fight, (I've got to get the timing this right or I'll be a pancake!) Naruto thought staying close as the punch came just inchs away from his face only for the blonde to move his head to the side a little letting the blow pass him leaving only a small cut, acting quickly he lock the foward arm under his surprising the Succubus and struck Tsugumi in the ground.
"HAAA!" Naruto yell as glowing sphere of energy begain to form in his palm. "Rasengan!"
"Huh? What that?" the Succubus ask getting a bad feeling from the sphere of power, rearing it back Naruto threw his arm foward with all his strength slaming the sphere in her gut!
"Kyahhhhh!" the Succubus screamed as the tremendous amount of force the attack pack sent her flying in building wall, Naruto once again acting quickly grabbed Tsugumi and ran to the immobile lady who look up in horror as he reel Tsugumi back and slash her down then middle! Destroying he body and leaving only a soul behind.
"We did it!" Tsugumi cheer turning back to normal and grab the soul, Naruto sighing caught her attention as she turn to see him looking at a newly made Rasengan sadly.
"It okay Naruto, I'm sure you'll complete it some day." Naruto look to her before turning back to the Rasengan, (But that just it... it feel like I had already completed it once.) canceling it Naruto look back a her with smiling.
"Well putting that a side, this is the last soul you need right?" Naruto ask and she actually grined at his word as this was the moment all their hard work pay off, she'd be a real 'Death scythe' taking a deep breath held the over her be letting it fall in her mouth, devouring it.
"The power!" she called out her body flashing with light as her right arm became an ax and the left became a scythe!
"The power! It's! It's! It's! It's not coming...-_-;" Tsugumi said lowly as her body turn back to normal and Naruto jaw dropped.
"WHAT! BUT WHY!" Naruto demand as she look at him pouting.
"I don't know, maybe somewhere we- GAH!" Tsugumi gasp suddenly feeling like she was choking as Naruto went to help but then to both their horror a pair of hands shot out of her mouth! Grabbing each side of her cheek Naruto watch as a body pulled it's self out of her Tsugumi immediately showing it was the the Succubus.
"Gross! Ew! Ew! Ew! I can't believe you ate me!" she cryed with a look of pure repulsion on her face, with her body half way out of Tsugumi mouth the Succubus jump the rest of the way out of the girl, Tsugumi was thankful for this as she fall to her knee trying to get the air back in her lungs and Naruto was at her side making sure she was okay before looking at the Succubus with a 'WHAT THE FUCK' expression on his face.
"YOU!? Naruto yelled at first but then sweatdrop at seeing her too busy trying to make sure neither her face nor her hair had drool on it.
"Don't worry, you look fine... NO! That not the point! Now how the hell are you still alive!" Naruto shouted as Tsugumi looked up wanting to know that too, after making sure there was no drool on her person, the Succubus turn back to the Shibusen students and place her hands on her hips smirking.
"Oh that easy, it because as a demon I'm Immortal..." the Succubus said as if it was no big deal while the two just blink as she went on. "Which means unless you crush my soul then you can't kill me! Even if you destory my body I'll just regenerate a new one in no time at all."
"But. But. But. Your a witch... aren't you?" Tsugumi stammered however the Succubus just wagged her finger back and forth.
"Ah ah ah! I Never said that. You guys just made it up on your own." both of them had their jaw hitting the ground as they now understood what went wrong.
"Wait so I ate 99 human soul's and a demon's?" Tsugumi yelled and turned a ghostly white in a matter of seconds as the realization just hit her, Naruto look at her and sigh before raising to his feet and picking up his teammate in her petrified state.
"Awww, we screwed up..." he mutter leaping to the top of a building and dashing off.
"Hey blonde wait up!" the Succubus yell as she wave for him to stop while running after them and hoping from one building to the next ." I still want you to come back to my place for a few hours!"
"WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT THAT! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILL!?" Naruto shouted knowing he probably wouldn't live long, since as soon as Tsugumi snapped out of her daze she'd be after him with every sharp object her hand came to, if she heard any of that.
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To be continue.