This is for you melissa Jacob Black Must Die
10 ways to annoy Jacob Black
Number1: steal all of his pants and replace them with skirts
Number2: Tell him that Renesmee had an affair with Emmett
Number3: Push his rabbit of a cliff
Number4:Push him off with it
Number5: Tell him that Edward did it!
Number6: Replace all of his plates with dog bowls
Number7: Tell him you like to LA PUSH him off a cliff
Number8: Steal the teddy bear he sleeps with every night
Number9: Tell him you can beat him in a hotdog eating competition
Number10: Beat him!!!
Soz to all you Jacob Fans!!!!! LOL I HATE JACOB... wait let me rephrase that.... jACOB BLACK MUST DIE!!!!
