Killing Spree!
Xelloss: Hello-
Cell: *Pushes him out of the way* Who the hell is the gay ass-
Zelgadis & Dad: That's Xelloss stupid! *Look at each other* Who the hell are you!?
Now, now kids! I have 2 new muses, Xelloss and Zelgadis from Slayers!
Dad: You what?!
Chibi, I'm sorry but they have to inspire me for this particular chapter of my newest fic!
Dad: *Teary eyed* B-b-b-b...*Wails* WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE?!
Cell: _ And me?
I'll use you next chapter, okay?
Zelgadis: Yeah so back OFF! *Punches Dad*
Dad: Did you just touch me? I KNOW you didn't just touch me. Cell! Join me in the ASS KICKING! Let it begin!
Xelloss: Now wait a-
(Dust cloud fight between muses ensues)
Zelgadis: AHH! *Punches Cell*
Dad: KAMEHAMEHA! *Blasts Xelloss out of fight*
Xelloss: WAH!
Cell: Bigu Bang Attaku! *Blows away Zelgadis*
*Shakes head* Anyway, I go on a killing spree of sorts, you'll get it later on.
Xelloss: *Kicks Dad in the "forbidden place"*
Dad: O_O!!! MASENKO YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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I was fine one day. On that same day I was sane. I was watching a program called Slayers NEXT and I was enjoying myself. But the wheels in my head, for some reason, were turning in a direction you'd never want them to take. What was I thinking about?
Murder.
To murder an anime character?! Impossible! Why would I want to anyway? I don't know...maybe it was because these particular characters had something I wanted: powers, fame, life, love, family, EVERYTHING. They had everything! I touched the TV screen. I touched the imaginary cheek of an imaginary character called Lina.
"Lina..." I muttered. The one I had to kill. She beckoned me. She called to me. I wanted everything she had...her popularity, her beauty...damn her, I wanted her! Suddenly, my hand slipped through. My hand had entered they're realm!? Impossible! What the hell was going on?! I jerked my hand back and turned of the set. I was trembling like a rattle snake's tail. My very own flesh had done the unthinkable and defied every sweet law of science, and physics, and nature and had slipped in to the Slayers realm. But how?! I tried again with the TV off.
Nothing.
This was insane! But what was even more insane was when a purple haired man with tightly closed eyes appeared at my side. Naturally I jumped and hit the ceiling and screamed bloody murder.
"WHO ARE YOU!?"
"I think you know dear child." The figure stated. He was right, I did know. I believe he was called Xelloss by one of the characters. He shook his head and pointed at the time. It was 10:11 PM. Slayers was a 30 minute show.
"You...the girl who wants to kill...Lina-san." How did he know?! I didn't want to kill Lina...did I? I shook my head no as hard as I could but my head told me other wise.
"Your such a lonely child...your father hates you, your mother is a whore...all you want is happiness, right?" This was true...but he didn't understand how much I wanted happiness! That girl...that BITCH Lina has it all and doesn't know how to handle it, damn her! I would da anything, ANYTHING just to taste what she has for one day...anything, anything, anything...
"Anything, anything, anything..." I didn't realize I was nearly screaming this, but Xelloss did.
"Anything? How far would you go to reach the kind of happiness Lina-san has?"
"ANYTHING!!"
"Would you kill her, take over her life, act as she does just to be happy like her?" I nod dumbly. Were was this going though?
"I can help you." Was all he said. Help me? HELP ME?! NO ONE could help me! I wanted to murder...murder an innocent... I barely heard im talking...all I heard was some spell...SPELL!? A white glow was cast over me and when the dust (or light) cleared, Xelloss-san was holding a mirror.
"See how nice you look?" I looked into the mirror. I looked the same...except I was very pale, my eyes were blue, and my hair was purple like his. What the hell was this?!
"You can be happy. All you have to do is go into my world and take what you want!" Xelloss explained as if it were the most common occurrence in the world.
"Just turn on you TV and step in and happiness will be yours...at a price." I didn't even hear the price as I was turning on my television. Excellent! Slayers was still on! I could go in, kill off that whore Lina and have it all! Friends, love, power, fame....
It starts now.
No more pain...
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Xelloss: ...okay...
Zelgadis: Does she do this all the time?
Dad: You get used to it.
This isn't just for Slayers though. When I finish this I'll do a DBZ one and then Gundam Wing.
Dad: And why?
Cell: You don't have anymore muses do you!?
Just Heero and Duo.
Dad & Chibi: NOOOOOOOOO!
Like it? Hate it? Comments? Email me or leave a review! I prefer that you reviewed though, and flames should be sent to Idareyoubitch@comeondoit.com Ta-ta!
Xelloss: Hello-
Cell: *Pushes him out of the way* Who the hell is the gay ass-
Zelgadis & Dad: That's Xelloss stupid! *Look at each other* Who the hell are you!?
Now, now kids! I have 2 new muses, Xelloss and Zelgadis from Slayers!
Dad: You what?!
Chibi, I'm sorry but they have to inspire me for this particular chapter of my newest fic!
Dad: *Teary eyed* B-b-b-b...*Wails* WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE?!
Cell: _ And me?
I'll use you next chapter, okay?
Zelgadis: Yeah so back OFF! *Punches Dad*
Dad: Did you just touch me? I KNOW you didn't just touch me. Cell! Join me in the ASS KICKING! Let it begin!
Xelloss: Now wait a-
(Dust cloud fight between muses ensues)
Zelgadis: AHH! *Punches Cell*
Dad: KAMEHAMEHA! *Blasts Xelloss out of fight*
Xelloss: WAH!
Cell: Bigu Bang Attaku! *Blows away Zelgadis*
*Shakes head* Anyway, I go on a killing spree of sorts, you'll get it later on.
Xelloss: *Kicks Dad in the "forbidden place"*
Dad: O_O!!! MASENKO YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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I was fine one day. On that same day I was sane. I was watching a program called Slayers NEXT and I was enjoying myself. But the wheels in my head, for some reason, were turning in a direction you'd never want them to take. What was I thinking about?
Murder.
To murder an anime character?! Impossible! Why would I want to anyway? I don't know...maybe it was because these particular characters had something I wanted: powers, fame, life, love, family, EVERYTHING. They had everything! I touched the TV screen. I touched the imaginary cheek of an imaginary character called Lina.
"Lina..." I muttered. The one I had to kill. She beckoned me. She called to me. I wanted everything she had...her popularity, her beauty...damn her, I wanted her! Suddenly, my hand slipped through. My hand had entered they're realm!? Impossible! What the hell was going on?! I jerked my hand back and turned of the set. I was trembling like a rattle snake's tail. My very own flesh had done the unthinkable and defied every sweet law of science, and physics, and nature and had slipped in to the Slayers realm. But how?! I tried again with the TV off.
Nothing.
This was insane! But what was even more insane was when a purple haired man with tightly closed eyes appeared at my side. Naturally I jumped and hit the ceiling and screamed bloody murder.
"WHO ARE YOU!?"
"I think you know dear child." The figure stated. He was right, I did know. I believe he was called Xelloss by one of the characters. He shook his head and pointed at the time. It was 10:11 PM. Slayers was a 30 minute show.
"You...the girl who wants to kill...Lina-san." How did he know?! I didn't want to kill Lina...did I? I shook my head no as hard as I could but my head told me other wise.
"Your such a lonely child...your father hates you, your mother is a whore...all you want is happiness, right?" This was true...but he didn't understand how much I wanted happiness! That girl...that BITCH Lina has it all and doesn't know how to handle it, damn her! I would da anything, ANYTHING just to taste what she has for one day...anything, anything, anything...
"Anything, anything, anything..." I didn't realize I was nearly screaming this, but Xelloss did.
"Anything? How far would you go to reach the kind of happiness Lina-san has?"
"ANYTHING!!"
"Would you kill her, take over her life, act as she does just to be happy like her?" I nod dumbly. Were was this going though?
"I can help you." Was all he said. Help me? HELP ME?! NO ONE could help me! I wanted to murder...murder an innocent... I barely heard im talking...all I heard was some spell...SPELL!? A white glow was cast over me and when the dust (or light) cleared, Xelloss-san was holding a mirror.
"See how nice you look?" I looked into the mirror. I looked the same...except I was very pale, my eyes were blue, and my hair was purple like his. What the hell was this?!
"You can be happy. All you have to do is go into my world and take what you want!" Xelloss explained as if it were the most common occurrence in the world.
"Just turn on you TV and step in and happiness will be yours...at a price." I didn't even hear the price as I was turning on my television. Excellent! Slayers was still on! I could go in, kill off that whore Lina and have it all! Friends, love, power, fame....
It starts now.
No more pain...
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Xelloss: ...okay...
Zelgadis: Does she do this all the time?
Dad: You get used to it.
This isn't just for Slayers though. When I finish this I'll do a DBZ one and then Gundam Wing.
Dad: And why?
Cell: You don't have anymore muses do you!?
Just Heero and Duo.
Dad & Chibi: NOOOOOOOOO!
Like it? Hate it? Comments? Email me or leave a review! I prefer that you reviewed though, and flames should be sent to Idareyoubitch@comeondoit.com Ta-ta!