"OUT!" The jashinist whined like a kid, "But babe~"

Pointing a wooden spoon at her lover the woman growled, "Don't but babe me, leave and let me finish cooking!"

Still pouting he took his hands off her breasts but that didn't stop him from sliding his hand down her slacks. "AGHHH!"

Olivia started beating him with the spoon before grabbing a few knifes. Hidan stumbled backward, "Calm down babe!"

"Get. Out. And so help me if these desserts burn…"

She held up a blade and the priest scoffed, "You won't fucking throw that at me." A blade stuck to the wall next to his head and he paled before getting angry.

"You did NOT just fucking throw that at me!?"

Two more whizzed by and he had to duck the last one, forgetting about scolding his lover when he saw her pick up a cleaver. He ran from the kitchen with a giant leap and growled at the miser, who was just smirking up a storm.

"What the fuck are you grinning about?" "You should know better than to fondle her incessantly while she's preparing food."

Hidan scowled but blurted out, "When did she learn to fucking throw like that?"

Kakuzu chuckled and put his pen down, "Me and Itachi." "Since when?" "Not too long ago, but she still needs to put more strength into it."

Hidan muttered under his breath, "Could've fooled me."

"HIDAN!" The jashinist hid under the table and made Kakuzu roar with laughter.

Olivia came in with a smile, "I see you under there but don't worry; you're off the hook. My desserts are perfection!"

Kakuzu smirked and asked, "Including mine?" "Of course, persimmon pudding as you requested."

The miser licked his lips, hoping he would've have to wait until tomorrow.

"May I have a piece right now?" "No." "You know I love it right out of the oven." Tilting her head she grinned, "Hmmm, ok but just one slice. You've been good today unlike Hidan."

The priest grumbled under the table as the woman headed back to the kitchen.

"We're back!" Tobi, Itachi, and Deidara came in with arms full with groceries along with Zetsu who just stopped and peered at the dining room table.

"Why are you under there?" "None of your fucking business." The miser rolled his eyes, "Olivia terrified the hell out of him."

"HA! I knew you were a pussy un." "Hey, that's my fucking line!"

Tobi giggled like crazy and took his bags into the kitchen, eyeing the blades in the wall with a scared look.

"Olivee? What happened?" Blushing nervously she murmured, "Hidan wouldn't stop fondling me while I was cooking and I threw them at him."

Itachi came in and instantly observed the blades with a smirk, "Not bad, but you need to work on your aim." "I know."

Heading back to her lover she handed him a small plate with his dessert, "Mmmm thank you." She sat on his lap and waited to him to taste it, putting the morsel in his mouth and sighing with content.

"Well?" "Delicious." Giggling she kissed him on the cheek and went to assist the blonde and raven. Hidan came out from beneath the table and asked, "Where's Kisame and Madara?"

Zetsu grinned, "They went to go get Lexy." "Madara went along to make sure Kisame keeps his hands to himself."

Tobi hopped out of the kitchen and hugged his lover happily, "We got everything for tomorrow and all desserts are done thanks to Olivee."

The bipolar man patted his lover's head, "That's great and did she make strawberry cake by any chance?"

The boy laughed, "Olivee made all the requests including Loo-Loo's! Oh and Hidan, we'll need the turkey to thaw out tonight so go ahead and get it out."

The jashinist went white as a sheet and stiffly stood up, shuffling from the room and out the door. The miser instantly noticed his behavior, waiting for Zetsu and Tobi to go into the kitchen before chasing after him, "Hidan, what's wrong?"

The priest gloomily muttered, "I forgot to get the fucking turkey." Kakuzu groaned and rubbed his temples, "How did you forget? She sent you to fetch it a week ago!"

Biting his lip he grumbled, "I lost the money on the way there." The miser wasn't convinced, "Lying is a sin Hidan."

"Aghh fine, I just forgot and went back to sleep! Olivia is going to be furious with me!"

Kakuzu patted his shoulder and whispered, almost threateningly, "Then go find a damn turkey tomorrow morning before that happens since all stores are closed now. I'll keep them at bay as long as I can."

"Thanks old man, I owe you one." "You better."

*It wasn't long before most of the food was prepared; so that the next morning all they would have to do is stick it in the oven or on top the stove.

Kakuzu was indeed clever to distract his lover about the bird, even more when Kisame and Madara had come back with the hyperactive teen.

"Loo-Loo!" "Tobi!" The teen practically hugged them all to death, even the miser who just twitched his eyebrow in annoyance. "Will you get those things out of my face while I finish this."

Sniffing, the brunette looked at his small dessert and purred, "Oooh I've never tried that before, let me have a bite."

The banker pushed her away grumbling, "No, it's mine!" "Give me some!" "Get it from Kisame, this is mine!"

Olivia came around the corner with a small smile, bracing herself with the sudden leap of a hug from her best friend. "Moneywhore is being mean! Make him give me some!"

The woman's blue orbs just grew wide, "More what?" Sasori leaned against the doorway smirking, "His dessert." Olivia scowled at her friend, "Not tonight Lexy."

Kisame cracked up with laughter as most of the others while the teen blushed.

Kakuzu had to give the teen an evil grin, "That's correct; our guest isn't getting any of my dessert."

Lexy growled like a cat and glared at the miser, "Cheapskate." "Proud of it."

Madara grinned, "At any rate, did all the preparations go well?" "Yes and it's going to be delicious un." Hidan grinned and rubbed his stomach, "I can't fucking wait to chow down."

The teen asked, "Anything special for me?"

Kakuzu couldn't hold back, "Yes, we specifically made Ratatouille just for you."

Madara fought back a chuckle but didn't do it very well. Even Sasori found the joke funny along with everyone else, all except the teen who didn't get it.

Demanding she growled, "What's so damn funny?" Kisame whispered into her ear, "Kittens like to eat vermin, hence the name."

She dropped her mouth and hissed at the miser, "I will fucking scratch your eyes out!"

Just as she leaped, Kisame merely caught the struggling teen up with one arm before taking her into the hall as she cursed and lashed out angrily.

The shark wasn't fazed and just tenderly pinched and playfully fondled the brunette's breasts with his free hand, making her slowly stop with a few low growls.

They soon turned into tiny mewls of content before he put her on her feet, "Feel better kitten?" A pout was his answer and he petted her head, "It was just a joke so don't ruin the cheery atmosphere. Please kitten?"

"Fine, but only because you asked nicely." Chuckling he led the teen back, grinning up a storm hearing about what Olivia had done to Hidan earlier.

The day before Thanksgiving sure has been entertaining already.

TBC:

For the holidays and I hope you readers enjoy…..and review lol

Plus, as mentioned in another story, check out 'Foreboding Hotel' and let me know what yo think.

It has smut, suspense, horror, rape, and Lexy and Olivia are trying to escape from the hotel without becoming sex slaves

The akatsuki do show up but at the very end….or the chapter before lol