Trouble
A/N:NeverShoutNever, Flapjack, AND Jesse/Dolph?? Why, this is my paradise!
Disclaimer:I do not own WWE, M. Misadventures of Flapjack (yesh the M is supposed to be alone), A Walk to Remember, or NeverShoutNever. *Saddening, I know.*
Pairing:Jesse/Dolph Ziggler (Homie)
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I'm in trouble, I'm an addict
I'm addicted to this girl.
She's got my heart tied in a knot
And my stomach in a whirl.
But even worse I can't stop calling her
She's all I want and more
I mean damn,
What's not to adore?
Jesse is like a list of cuteness, you see.
He always does the most adorable things.
But it's hard to keep track of them all.
So I made this list of all his actions,
His quirks and verbs, rhythms and rhymes.
13 and counting, so this'll take a long time.
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One: He's a nuzzler, with his nose to my neck.
Two: He's a cuddler. Reminds me of Flapjack.
Three:He still has a teddy bear. It's name is Dolph, just like me.
Four: He can't cook worth a darn, but he sure can eat.
Five: It's cute how he gets angry when I say number 4.
Six: He's very ticklish around his ribs and knees.
Seven: He dresses in drag... If by drag you mean pink high tops and booty shorts with "Cutie" written on the butt.
Eight: He always cries in "A Walk to Remember." No wonder the popcorn is soggy.
Nine: How innocent he looks.
Ten: But on the inside he's a metal-loving monster.
Eleven: How he cocks an eyebrow at me as I chuckle at number 10.
Twelve: He saunters over and reads the list diligently.
Thirteen:And blushes cutely, before slapping my arm.
"Dolph, this is embarrassing! Throw it away!"
"Alright... Cuddler!"
I've been playing too much guitar,
I've been listening to jazz.
I called so many times,
I swear she's going mad.
And that cellular-er will be the death of us,
I swear, I swear.
Jesse has a certain scent that pertains to his mood. His body is like one big perfume store.
When he is sad, he smells like honeydew in a rose.
When he is happy, he smells like on orange.
When he's angry, he smells like cinnamon.
Bubble gum is for hyper, lavender is "in the mood," and chocolate is mellow.
Uh oh, I smell something like Big Red. Please tell me it's my gum.
I walk into the living room, carrying a box of cookies. I had already had one, and they were great.
Jesse popped up next to me, picking up a cookie,"Where'd you get these?"
"Your mom sent them as a present."
"What kind are they?"
"Peanut butter and jelly."
Jesse licked his lips,"Sounds delish!" He took a bite. For a few seconds, he didn't speak. I thought he was savoring the taste,"So, how are they?"
"Really good. Bitter sweet, with delicious, gooey jelly inside," He smiled,"Just like your dick."
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A/N:Likey likey? You bettah, homie, this be meh new favie pairing!... Ehhem happy moment is over. REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please.... ~Duckii