INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!

(In Nyotalia)

Greeting back from 2014. Now, today will be a special story. Same like men's version huh?

Yup. Now, let's start on! Welcome, 2015!

…I was sneezing. In fact, the weather was really, really bad…

Sweden: "What's happening?"

Me: "My health. Every winter is one of my… story."

Sweden: "?"

Me: "What' ever."

…then…

Penny Peterson: "Alright. Thanks Mr. Pea."

Mr. Peabody: "Yeah… ahh SNEEEZZZ… oh…"

Tom Cat and Brazil: "Oh shut up! Let's start the show!"

…I heard from Thomas and Brazil. Eventhough I'm feeling sick, but I must get ready. So I opened…

Me: "Alright… Let's go!"

…all the show turned high and heated by the noises. Then, a young lady, like from South America, came…

…she said to me "Hello" in English. And I quickly realized that… she… is…

Me: "Oh… ECUADOR! Vamos Ecuador! Come my lady!"

…she is Ecuador! One year ago, I met the man. And now, I saw her. I did check on about Ecuador, and I must be her first appearance in a FIFA World Cup… of women. Ecuador had become the fourth after Brazil, Colombia, Argentina to have both men and women's teams in World Cups…

Ecuador: "Yes. I'm glad to see you. Welcome."

…she was great. Her yellow hair, face with half European half Native… and something very… big…

Me: "Madame… okay sit down. I'm going to talk about…"

Ecuador: "My results? Yes, you should."

…look at her: she is great. I thought a lot then…

Me: "Okay lady, now I'll begin. So, according to the CONMEBOL news, you were the host of the 2014 Copa América Femenina. So you were drawn with… Colombia, Uruguay, Venezuela and Peru."

Ecuador: "Yes, I was. So…"

Me: "And you began by facing Peru. Peru and Ecuador did not have a good relationship, right?"

Ecuador: "Of course. Ecuador!Men always mentioned about Peruvian's action on maritime dispute. And we won 1-0 thanked for Adriana Barre."

Me: "Great. Then?"

Ecuador: "Our next opponent is Simón Bolívar's native Venezuela, home of Queens. 1-0, same like against Peru, was the result."

Me: "I remembered. But you finally lost 0-1 to Colombia, in Ambato. Following this shocking result, you lost 1-2 to the poorest President homeland Uruguay, don't you?"

Ecuador: "Haizz… luckily, we qualified thanked for better goal different. So we played into…"

Me: "The race of 4 teams: Brazil, Colombia, Argentina and you!"

Ecuador: "Yup. But…"

…Ecuador looked stressful… but she later…

…found the answer…

Ecuador: "AH! My race started by facing Brazil. Brazil is not the kind of team we wanna looking for. So we lost 0-4, then we kept losing 1-2 to Colombia. We were in dead end now…"

Me: "And your last hope was…"

Ecuador: "Beating Argentina. And we began to face. But unfortunately, we lost 0-2 so early for just 31', due to Banini and Bonsegundo."

Me: "And you did not give up?"

Ecuador: "Yes. I finally raised up. First, in 36', Carina Caicedo scored; but we could do nothing else in 1st half, ending 1-2 for visitor. But in 2nd half… we fought back. In 60', Ingrid Rodríguez scored until Giannina Lattanzio made history in 77'. We beat Argentina, and qualified to play-off round."

Me: "Great job, madame."

…I believed meeting Ecuador warming me a lot. So I let her tell all…

Me: "Go on. You met the CONCACAF side: Trinidad and Tobago."

Ecuador: "Yup. I began by a 0-0 draw at home, at Olímpico Atahualpa. It was not a good result when we were at home. But… history gave me a chance…"

Me: "Then…"

Ecuador: "In Port of Spain…"

…

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Ecuador: "In Port of Spain, over 30.000 spectators, with 500 were Ecuadorians, we began by being forced by the host. The host wanna get a point. But we defended very, very well."

Me: "Oh…"

Ecuador: "And when we were very hard, suddenly Vanessa told us: 'do not surrender'. With brave, I tried to control the ball and helped encouraging spirits. The national team of Ecuador started to fight back. So many chances created was not changing into goal."

Me: "Keep going."

Ecuador: "In the second half, it was not different at all until…"

Me: "?"

Ecuador: "In 90', we had a chance. One of us said 'don't miss, or die in the last round'. So she kicked… kicked and… the ball…"

Me: "Huh?"

Ecuador: "Came to Monica Quinteros's head and… … … GOAL! GOL! GGGGOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL! 1-0!"

…she ran like a child…

Ecuador: "And 1-0! We finally beat Trinidad and Tobago's sister! We offically qualified, and thanked God, we made a World Cup debut, in women."

…she celebrated by throwing flowers. But it did not be asy when a woman came…

Switzerland: "So arrogant, Ecuador."

…yes, the rival of Ecuador, Switzerland. Ecuador remembered why Ecuador!Men was eliminated: Swtizerland!Men. She did not notice on her…

Ecuador: "You fucking Swiss…"

Switzerland: "Don't be jealous, little girl."

Ecuador: "You…"

…suddenly, I realized that Ecuador were drawn with Switzerland, Cameroon and especially, Queen Japan…

…and I jumped…

Me: "ALRIGHT SHUT UP! Don't say about 2014 Brasil! This is Canada 2015!"

Ecuador: "I see. So…"

Swtizerland: "I hope…"

Me: "In Canada, you will be with Japan and Cameroon. Are you happy? So Ecuador?"

Ecuador: "I hope I can make history."

Me: "Good. Your target is…"

Ecuador: "Participate to the second round."

Me: "Switzerland?"

Switzerland: "You will know!"

Ecuador: "And you should respect us!"

…and…

Switzerland: "Do you shut up?"

Ecuador: "Why? Scare about you?"

…they went on clash. It was totally threatening me, so I yelled…

Me: "POLICES! CANADA! BRING THEM AWAY!"

…they clashed fiercely that England!Men, Canada!Men and America!Men… must take care on them all…

…even cops…

Ecuador: "GET AWAY SWISS!"

Switzerland: "POOR LOSER…"

Me: "ARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!"

…finally, they were brought out… but it must be an unlikely start…

Me: "Not good…"

…this… should not be the beginning…