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chapter 1

It couldn't have been more then two pm as the noon sun beat down upon the asphalt street.

Ron moved to the left just a bit more, giving him some shade; under a torn overhanging from the local baker. His pumpkin red hair was matted by his own sweat after three hours of waiting for his bus his blue eyes dual due to his aggravation. The bus limped its' way up the block and stopped in front of the youth. Slowly climbing on and taking a seat near the back, the youth let cool air from the duffs drift down his back.

"Ronald Weasley you know you have school in the morning where have you been all day?"

The boy turned to a rather plump woman and surged off his sweat soaked shirt reviling his slim and slightly muscled build along with lovely hips.

"Sorry mum, I was at the library doing Mrs. Twerls paper on" the teen was cut off by his mothers snapping rebuttal.

"I told you to do that report the day before yesterdays so don't give me that!" he rolled his eyes before replying in a annoyed tone.

"Mum! And I told you that they didn't have the

book that I needed and had to reserve it for when it came back; So give me a break will ya!"

The women sighed and walked away muttering about what she was going to do with him and it sounded like a load of crap in her ears.

Ron went for a shower and then for bed with the summer vacation over and him due back at Caddis academy he inwardly cried.

In two days he'd be back to his small room,back with his three big brothers who at the times were wonderful and others a pain in the ass. At the moment however they were all at the mountains having fun. Sure he had been invited but, with the threat of being duck taped to the bed or having your hair dyed while you slept he opted out.

Pulse with all his papers due the first day back he couldn't afford to have fun, he'd been lucky enough to sneak off for about and hour during a three day span to take a dip in the local pound but that had been it.

Stepping out of the shower Ron felt a little better and noted with satisfaction that the smell was gone.

His skin which was usually a soft tan was red around his neck and tips of his ears due to sunburn he'd gotten that day "Not again bloody hell!"

This was indeed the sixth sunburn he had acquired over his miserable summer, and having only left house less then three times for his own enjoyment the teen hardly felt that he deserved them.

As the last day rolled by the house became noisy all a bit too fast as Fred and Gorge came back home flowed by the smart ass or prick. (Ron refereed to his oldest brother percy.)

"Mum! Were home" cried the two tall boys. Each looked exactly like the other seeing as they were twins, it was to be expected.

Both had short fiery hair and mischievous green eyes that hide large brains which were filled to the brim with curl jokes and worse pranks that no one was exempt from. (Unless you were there mother)

Percy on the other hand was the smart one with straight A's and sharp mind that held no street smart but knew just how to push the wrong buttons.

"Hey baby bro how are you?" piped the twins each taking it upon them self's to ruffle the youngest hair.

"I was doing fine till you two showed up" he mumbled.

"Oh hello Ronald looks as though you still are about the same height (smirk) I guess you will be the families' short link" drooled Percy.

Ron rolled his eyes and stalked away he hated the fact that he seemed to be done growing, his mother was a stout woman and there father a tall devil. Though Ron did pick up the good looks he still once again got it from his mother.

Ron was 5'7 with beautiful green eyes his skin was usually a light tan and his fire like pumpkin hair usually got him lots of attention, not that he wanted it, all in all Ron was what some would call a quite person and more then a little bit of a coward.

His last two days of freedom Ron spent packing while avoiding his brothers who all said they missed him yet felt it necessary to bug and torment him to show how much the cared (though they really did in the right position) After a long train ride the four brothers stepped onto the platform and waited for the bus that would take them back to their almost all year school. The Getting there part was pretty much painless seeing as the train compartments were a tad to crowed with all of the students to pull any major pranks not that that stopped Percy from harassing not only Ronald but also all that dared to take a set next to the walking speaker, that is until Fred stuffed a paper into his mouth while Gorge pushed it feather for a better effect.

"Right then who is this that I see?" A drooling voice sounded from behind Ron who had just left his brothers. He was almost to his room as the one voice sounded,making all the blood in his vines run cold.

Turning around he came face to face with a boy of 17olnly one year older then him self, his hair was slicked back and was shining bleach blond. Cold gray eyes mixed with his pale complexion made him look like some type of a vampire.

"What do you want Malfoy?" Ron groaned.

The boy smirked showing a pointed K9 before answering.

"Oh I just wanted to say hello and to remind you that you and I are still on how I place it battling terms.

Ron rolled his eyes, why did this guy dislike him so much then again if he wanted to know that answer then he might have to start asking everyone in the school which might I add was an all boys school, the girls were on the other side of the lake.

"Got it?" Before Ron answered though he received a hard push into his door; the small of his back hit the brass knob; sending a flash of pain throw his back. He gasped and moved to the side rather then being shoved as Draco Malfoy smiled, turned on his heel and made his exit.

Stupid prĂȘt "he mumbled before standing back up and unlocking his door to the small two bed room. At this time Ron was its' only occupant, his room mate had left to South Africa last year: After unpacking his things Ron filled down to the dining hall and ate with his brothers ,ending with rice and chicken in his hair. After a shower he went straight to sleep waking to a low beeping sound.

Turning of the alarm and dressing in his gray blazer and black pant's Ron slipped on his cool dark blue dress shoes and laced them up.

He ran a comb through his hair after brushing his teeth and cursed to himself as he searched for his tie it always seemed to disappear when he needed it. Finally with no time left for breakfast the blue tie was found under his bed.

"Well I guess it would have been a miracle had you not been late on your fist day back Mr., Wesley" snapped the math teacher.

"Sorry sir but, I couldn't find my tie an. "oh just sit down Ronald!" he mumbled

He did as he was tolled and sighed... he really did hate getting interrupted.

As the day rolled by Ron felt him self drafting away until during fifth period the loudspeaker screeched on , woman's voice chiming though the static.

"Ronald Wesley please come too the dean's office." The voice then flickered out.

"What have you been up to?" whispered Draco from behind the row just behind Ron.

"Oh piss off" he whispered back.

"Ronald do you need an escort or are you going to get up and go to the dean's office like it requested?"

"Sorry sir I am going."

end

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