Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto. Seriously, I think you know that.

This is a commission for my friend amberdragon8. Not my idea, I do not claim this. ;)

Hi. I'm seriously depressed right now, because I got several bad reviews on not one, but three, of my fanfictions. Is my writing really that bad?

P.S. I've you've never read anything of mine, please ignore that.

Enjoy.

Sasuke looked right and left, making sure no one was watching him. He snuck past the pesky trees to the clearing he was looking for.

There.

It was there, lying there in the sunlight. The sun dappled its skin, making glow with an almost indecent beauty.

Sasuke wanted to cry, he loved it so much. Its beauty was unnatural…

"Hey, what's up." he said, trying to sound casual.

It didn't respond. The Log just stared back at him.

"I have something to tell you." said Sasuke.

It just looked at him. Sasuke thought it was telling him to keep going. He hoped so.

"I…I've been denying this for a long time, but the truth is…"

He took a deep breath. "I think I love you."

He expected it to stay silent, he really did. He wasn't so insane that he thought it would say anything.

He was wrong.

It was laughing at him.

Seriously, it was laughing. Sasuke could hear it, and they didn't sound like the kinds of voices from inside his head, he should know.

It sounded…..familiar. Sasuke felt his cheeks grow red as he realized who the log was.

Smoke materialized out of nowhere and Sasuke coughed for a second before looking up.

He saw boobs.

He looked higher and saw a face. Anko, that bitch. She'd been messing with him.

"How long have you been watching me?" said Sasuke gloomily.

"The whole time," sniggered Anko. "Wow. In love with an inanimate object? Weird."

One of her legs was stretched above her head as she said it. And she called him weird.

"Are you…are you going to tell anyone?"

He hoped she would say no. He hoped she would save this triumph for herself.

But that wasn't how Anko worked.

"Hell no, kid! I'm going to go tell the world about your love affair!" grinned Anko. "And after that, I've got a date with Kakashi and some chains!"

Sasuke grimaced. He did not need to hear that last bit.

Don't we all just love Naruto Abridged? And if you've never seen it...ignore the last three hundred words. Please review if you thought it was good.

...Or if you want to cheer me up...:(

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