This is my first Batman Fanfic!~ Sorry I made Batsy a little less Serious.
Joker's dialog
Batman's dialog
Batman didn't see how the situation could get worse.
"Hey! Your elbow's in my ribs!"
Grunting the Dark Knight tried to rearrange his position. The only outcome was making his arch enemy comfortable and him more uncomfortable. Here he was the vigilantly of Gotham hiding in a wooden crate with the crime prince.
Batman glared at the clown. "This is your fault," he growled.
"My fault how is this possible my fault?!" The psycho retorted.
"You're the one who blew up Harvey's hide out!" The bat spat out.
"What? Oh No not that Batsy. I'm talking about my suit!" The Joker gestured to his torn suit.
"Two-face's gang is out to kill you and you're worried about your tacky purple suit?!"
"Well yeah. Do you know how hard it is to get my suits?"
Sighing Batman peeked out of the crates gap. Looking around it appeared that the coast was clear. But to be on the safe side…
"We should stay here for a few more minutes."
The Joker scoffed. Shifting around he tried to gain more room. He soon found himself under the cape crusader.
"Sure let's just stay here. This crate is sooo comfy."
The Joker was starting to get a little stir crazy. They've been in this crate for over an hour. The bat was being too paranoid for the clown's taste. He was ready to stir the pot.
"Batsy I'm bored."
Glaring at the lunatic Batman blocked the lid of the crate preventing Joker to make a run for it.
"Too bad."
Huffing the Joker moved his leg up rubbing it dangerously close to the Bat's Crouch.
"Come on ~ Entertain me."
Batman's breath got caught in his throat. He knew the Joker liked to play dirty jokes, but seriously.
"How can you joke like that when your life is in danger?"
"Like this."
Joker pulled Batman down onto his lap. As soon as the hero landed Joker pulled him into a lip crushing kiss.
"Stop acting like you don't want it. We've already done it before."
"Yeah but not while being chased by a gang of killer!"
Shrugging Joker gave his signature smile.
"Bats I like to keep the relationship interesting, besides,"
The Joker moved his hands under the latex mask pulling up and over Bruce's head.
"It'll pass the time. Come on Bruce what'll say?"
Sighing the millionaire shifted on Jack's lap.
"Okay but don't make too much noise."
Laughing the Joker shrugged off his suit jacket.
"Brucy you're the one who's going to make a lot of noise."
Okay here is my crappy fanfic! Take it or leave it~