Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the poem "Ten little Indians" as written in the book "And then there were none" by Agatha Christie. Also, don't review or send me a message complaining about who I kill off. Deal with it or don't read it.

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Ten little ninjas went out to dine;

Naruto choked his little self and then there were nine.

Nine little ninjas sat up very late;

Gaara over slept himself and then there were eight.

Eight little ninjas traveling to Devon;

Shikamaru said he'd stay there and then there were seven.

Seven little ninjas chopping up sticks;

TenTen chopped herself in halves and then there were six.

Six little ninjas playing with a hive;

A bumblebee stung Kiba and then there were five.

Five little ninjas went out to law;

Sakura got in chancery and then there were four.

Four little ninjas going out to sea;

A red herring swallowed up Choji and then there were three.

Three little ninjas walking in the zoo;

A big bear hugged Kankuro and then there were two.

Two little ninjas sitting in the sun;

Rock Lee got frizzled up and then there was one.

One little ninja left all alone;

Sasuke went and hanged himself and then there were none.