Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the poem "Ten little Indians" as written in the book "And then there were none" by Agatha Christie. Also, don't review or send me a message complaining about who I kill off. Deal with it or don't read it.
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Ten little ninjas went out to dine;
Naruto choked his little self and then there were nine.
Nine little ninjas sat up very late;
Gaara over slept himself and then there were eight.
Eight little ninjas traveling to Devon;
Shikamaru said he'd stay there and then there were seven.
Seven little ninjas chopping up sticks;
TenTen chopped herself in halves and then there were six.
Six little ninjas playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung Kiba and then there were five.
Five little ninjas went out to law;
Sakura got in chancery and then there were four.
Four little ninjas going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed up Choji and then there were three.
Three little ninjas walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged Kankuro and then there were two.
Two little ninjas sitting in the sun;
Rock Lee got frizzled up and then there was one.
One little ninja left all alone;
Sasuke went and hanged himself and then there were none.
