I know, I have so many stories in progress, but I'll get to them.
I don't own any of what you're about to read. (Except the basic story) but on this sight, isn't that pretty much a given?
Dooby-dooby-doo-ba! Dooby-dooby-doo-ba!
Perry the Platypus dropped into his secret underground lair, ready to receive his new mission.
"Good morning, Agent P. Doofenshmirtz has bought a large amount of construction supplies and a giant pocket watch. This either means that he wants to recreate Big Ben, or it's something evil. I'm idiotically jumping to conclusions by saying that it's gotta be completely evil. Get out there and stop him," Perry's boss said.
Perry saluted, and jumped into his hovercraft, and flew off to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
"Hey, Phineas. What'cha doin?" Isabella said, walking her dog, Pinky, into her friend's backyard.
The boy turned, and smiled. "Hey, Isabella. Since it's close to the Fourth of July, Ferb and I are gonna be making light shows all week! It's gonna be great!"
"Cool! When's it gonna start?"
"Tonight, at 8:00," Phineas said.
"Cool!" Isabella said.
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perry busted in the window of the evil office building, breaking it, shards flying everywhere.
"Ahh! Perry the Platypus! Right on time," Doofenshmirtz said from atop a two-legged robot, with one giant arm holding up the giant pocket watch.
The robot's second hand launched out and grabbed Perry before he could move.
"Now, I officially have something I see everyday that I hate more than you. Children! Always prank calling, or ringing my bell and running. And those Fireside Girls, you remember that story, they won't ever leave me alone. And the other day they were egging my house, but then they ran out of eggs, so what do they use? Watermelons!"
Perry struggled against against the robot's hand, but the machine had an iron grip (no pun intended) and wouldn't let go.
"But now, I have the perfect way to get them to stop: with my brand new Hypnoinator! And you're going to be my first test."
The robot held the watch up to Perry and swung it.
"Now," Doofenshmirtz said. "You will do exactly as I say…"