Author Note: This is just something I have been working on for a little while. I saw people of other fandoms doing stories along the lines of this, and I thought I give it a try. It started out as just finding plot ideas with the help of random word generators, but it turned out to be a challenge. The verse is mostly 2003 but there is a few of the 2007 movie scattered in there. The genre varies from sentences to sentence, anywhere from humor to angst. I will post the second half later this week.
Disclaimer: Nope. I don't own them. Besides, there are numerous authors who deserve them more than me.
Mimic
Absolute dismay filed over the young rat father's face as one of his toddler sons spoke a choice word in garbled Japanese; surely he hadn't said that.
Fifth
Michelangelo knew that pleading the Fifth probably would not be his best option if the drenched and angry faces of family were anything to go by.
Caution
"Sure, you think it's perfectly fine to shrug your shoulders and say 'better to ask for forgiveness', but one of these days Raph your luck is going to run out and you won't be able to apologize."
Jam
To his credit, Donatello rolled his eyes only once heavenward and as he began to gather his supplies into his duffel, he gave the person on the other side of the phone strict instructions not to go anywhere or do anything until he got there.
Geography
Wiping away sweat and swatting a big, fat, Mexican mosquito at the same time, Leonardo recalled the last training journey he took where he had foolishly wished for any kind of heat as he trekked through the snowy mountains of Japan.
Midnight
All the wicked and powerful came out at night and if you were going to just skip alone along the sidewalk and the alleys, you better be sure that you were just as powerful or just as wicked as the rest of them.
Brick
His enemies tried to be all clever and put his hands into liquid cement so that it would harden and his hands would be out of the picture and his movements would be significantly slower having to carrying a huge cinder block in front of him, and it was a clever idea except for the fact they hadn't really secured his arms and while he couldn't necessarily form his hands into a fist, the block served quite nicely in its place.
Youth
Leonardo had never been too concerned with the tragic death youth as Mikey put it; he just didn't have the time or the right reasons for saving it.
Avoid
It probably hadn't been such good idea to point out to Raph that scars just meant you were either too stupid or too slow to duck when Mikey knew how proud Raph was of his scars.
Calendar
Donatello had no devices to keep track of time in his lab because it helped serve as an excuse, and it would just make him feel guilty later the next day.
Tomorrow
They were eight just yesterday, or at least they were to Master Splinter, but now they had reached eighteen today and by tomorrow they would grow even older.
Attention
It had only taken a second, but when he turned around to see which of his brothers cried out, he found himself turning back to a blade at his throat.
Toe
Raphael knew better than to put so much as a toe over that very straight line that Leo had drawn but how did he love to dance along that line.
Information
Donatello felt a horrible sinking feeling of guilt and horror and fear as Foot ninja after Foot ninja piled into the room, and he realized that he had his info all wrong.
Usage
Feeling the leather wrappings worn soft from sweat and much use, Leonardo inwardly breathed a sigh of contentment at the steady and loyal feel of the swords' hilt in his hands.
Commodity
"Apparently our heads are something everyone on the streets wants these days especially if they are not attached to our necks."
Enjoy
"Who doesn't like being trapped inside a CLEANING closet of all things with MICHELANGELO of all people who, while waiting for you slow sadists to come rescue us, practically got himself high off the fumes!?!"
Rule
"You don't touch the brew, gentlemen," Donnie said as he walked away from three horrified faces, nursing his first of hopefully many cups of that heavenly drink. "ever."
Identity
There are times in your life when you know you gotta give it all you got because anything less won't get the job and it's in times like that that you find out who you really are.
Profession
Those don't-try-at-home-kiddies-we-are-professionals warnings always made Raph laugh; he either had already done or could do all of those stunts by age seventeen.
Color
The only spot of color on the gray, stormy horizon was a single tattered, bloodstained bandana caught on the broken top of a lightning rod waving like a red banner over the carnage below.
Mode
After being the bait and the distraction a few too many times, Mikey thought it was high time for the Hamato brothers to rethink their way of carrying out plans.
Reign
At a banquet in the Hamato family's honor, the Utroms introduced him as the 'Destroyer of Tyrants and the Avenger of Justice', but it didn't seem right calling himself that when all he was trying to do was protect his family from the Shredder, and considering the situation, he had barely be able to do just that.
Servitude
"I've already sold my soul to the Devil, Sensei, so you don't have to worry about me not doing any work since I'm sure there will be plenty waiting for me."
Nuisance
"I swear Raph that if you claim that gaping hole in your side as a flesh wound and just nonchalantly declare it 'irritating' again; I am going to lock you in the infirmary until the door collapses from decomposition!"
Forward
Every inch of his body hurt down to the very marrow in his bones, but he still forced himself to take a step and then another and then another away from the wreckage.
Remedy
Michelangelo knew laughter was always the best medicine for anything even if Raph didn't understand or appreciate his attempts at making him feel better.
Equipment
Donatello took a step back from the final touches of the battle suit wondering if he might have gone overboard this time even considering the fact that clothing makes the man.
Gnome
'What did they just call me' was all Raph could say at the new nickname on the streets for him and his brothers.
Resort
When Leo yelled at him to run, Mikey was determined not to turn his back and leave his brother to the ambushing soldiers, but there was a sinking feeling in his gut that he had no chance of being any help, and so going against every screaming voice in his head, Mikey turned and ran faster than he had ever run before in hopes he would find help in time.
Thread
He didn't know where or what the stray thread had caught on, but soon he felt his mask very quickly being unraveled as he ran along the rooftops with a little trail behind him saying exactly where he had been.
Voltage
Despite popular belief, it was the curious, purple-banded child who insisted on sticking forks into electrical sockets that gave Master Splinter the most trouble when he was young.
Promise
He was haunted by his brothers' ghosts who taunted him and screamed at him about the broken promises of protection and safety, and all he could do was apologize over and over again.
City
This was his city, through and through, and like with every person in his family, he felt the urge to protect it with everything he had.
Distress
Donatello could practically hear their laughter when they would discover him pinned underneath a shifting pile of trash in his favorite junkyard.
Clean
He had never felt as unclean as when he took his first life, and sometimes he could still see and smell the blood that would always stain his hands.
Rat
Michelangelo never pegged Master Splinter to be the jealous type, but when his father found out that he had been housing and taking care of a family of rats in his room, you would think that he would of have been a little bit more considerate.
Hassle
With a 'Screw this' Raph gave up on the lock and kicked down the door.
Drama
There were always those people, whether they are fan fiction writers or the criminals of New York or some alien race out for complete dominance over Earth, who insisted and probably had fun making his day-to-day life more miserable than it had to be.
Therapy
Donnie had the utmost belief that whoever invented pizza should earn the Noble Peace Prize, for there was and still no better way to bring peace to the Hamato household then several of those pies drenched in cheese and buried under pounds of meat.
Murder
There was murder written all over Leo's face when Mikey turned around from watching Karai and Chaplain walk away hand-in-hand and patted Leo's shoulder with mock sympathy telling him that he would have better luck next time with someone he actually deserved and to not be too humiliated that he got beaten out by a geek.
Shed
Master Splinter tried to ignore the frantic apologies of his adopted daughter April after she found out that the true culprit of the hairs all over her furniture was not in fact Klunk.
Calculation
It didn't take a genius to see that all the odds were against him, but outnumbered and with little chances were just how Raph liked his fights.
Bone
He couldn't hold back the scream of pain as the villain crushed nearly all the bones in his left hand with one slow, grueling press of his steel boot, nor could he hold back the look of defiance when the villain threatened to crush him bone for bone if he didn't tell him where his brothers were.
Pair
Donatello just leaned on his bo staff and watched amused as his two older brothers, who insisted on arguing nearly every other second of the day, take out the PD with speed and efficiency, never leaving the other's back vulnerable for the duration of the thirty second fight.
Hazard
A very simple recipe for Sweet Revenge was just extra salty popcorn, a beaker of grape juice within easy reach with a fake hazard label facing away from any unfortunate, thirsty victim who were to grab it, a horrified expression with perhaps a dash of tears and, as always, served cold.
Battery
With his breathing coming out in harsh gasps and his legs shaking, Mikey knew his family was in trouble if he, the Energizer Bunny of the Hamatos, was worn out to point of collapsing.
Immortal
No one ever saw more than glimpses of The Ghost but a couple of the more curious villagers swore they heard quiet crying and while no one believed them, it did cause them to hesitant to call their new savior a mythical figure because it did remind them that The Ghost had been like them with a life and perhaps a family that he had been forced to leave behind with his death.
Car
Raphael could never understand why Donatello insisted on crawling underneath the bed of the truck to take away some gizmo essential to make the thugs' getaway vehicle go when there were four perfectly good tires he could just slash.
Rope
Master Splinter now knew why human mothers kept their little ones on leashes and harnesses; children just would not stop moving!
Author Note: I only quoted one sentence almost directly from show. Brownie points for whoever guesses which one it is. Like always, tell me what you think! You can say which one is your favorite sentence or point out the grammar errors that I probably missed. Review!