A/N: To the tune of "Underneath the Arches" from an old record album of my parents' called "The Sounds of England." This is a silly song about McDonald's.
Underneath the arches
We eat a fish filet.
Underneath the arches
There's a place to play.
Every night you'll find us
Dining on fast food,
Happy if the workers are friendly,
Angry if they're rude.
Have a cup of salad,
Or a combo with fries;
Which choice is the most wise?
Those who come here too much
Will all meet the same fate:
Underneath the arches,
They'll gain a lot of weight.
(interlude)
Have a cup of salad,
Or a combo with fries;
Which choice is the most wise?
Those who come here too much
Will all meet the same fate:
Underneath the arches,
They'll gain a lot of weight.
Disclaimer: The song belongs to its original artists. McDonald's belongs to its big corporate self. No copyright infringement is intended; I write because it's fun. (smile)