HP and the Subway
Two people were walking down a subway. Their clothes were ripped to their skin, their skin almost ripped to the bone with scratches. They walked towards a box. The two people were a man and a woman, they were holding hands and smiling. They sat inside it and started to talk. "Here we are, home sweet home. I mean box sweet box." The woman's voice was high, chirping.
"This is a dump, let's get in the car and find a new one, Fanny." The man spoke in a deep, whale-like voice. She nodded.
"Okay Dick. Let's go." They stood and walked out of the Subway, towards a trolley. "Should I drive? Or you?"
"I will drive darling." Fanny sat into the trolley, her knees by her chest and her hands around her legs. Dick held the handle bars and started to walk.
"Go faster, Dick, faster!" She screamed. He ran. They stopped outside another subway by the park. Inside there was a girl being raped. "HEY! STOP RAPING HER!" They stared at Fanny. When she looked closer it was… two girls. Instead of them raping, they were shagging. They turned back to each other and started again, with sex noises. Fanny and Dick walked out, after Dick stopped wanking. They walked towards their trolley, finding a pile of crap in it. Fanny pouted and Dick shouted swear words including, "FUCK! BITCH! BASTARD! SHIT!" Finally he shouted "FANNY!" Fanny turned to look at him, she cried and mouthed, 'what?'. Dick shrugged and walked off, Fanny following behind him. He turned and looked at her, "Wanna have sex?" She nodded and they walked off, hand in hand.