Revised
1 Link is in the kokari shop:
Link: (counts rupees) hi I'd like to get a…
(Gannondorf runs in)
Gannondorf: (he counts his rupees) give me everything you have.
(Shopkeeper gives him everything)
(Gannondorf pays the generous shopkeeper and skips away)
Link: do you have a deku shield still?
Shopkeeper: I'm sorry you are going to have to come back in a year.
Link: do you have a shield at all?
Shopkeeper: I do have this…
Director: DO I HAVE TO SAY CUT 20 TIMES!?!?!?!?!?
All except Link, Shopkeeper and Gannondorf: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: it's all Ganondorf's fault.
Gannondorf: no it isn't its Gannon's fault.
Gannon: THERE YOU GO AND BLOW THE SECRET!!!!!
Director: CUT ALREADY!!!!!!!!
Link, Gannon, and Gannondorf: sorry
1 2 Link talks to the deku tree
Deku tree: I've been cursed
Link: are you sure?
Deku tree: yes
Link: are you really sure?
Deku tree: yes
Link: are you really really sure?
Deku tree: yes
Director: didn't you read the script link?
Link: yes look yourself (link shows the Director the script that's about 20 pages long)
Director: sorry
1.1
1.2 3 Link meets the giant spider guy
Link: no one told me about a spider
Gsg: no one told me about a kid
Director: no one told me this is in the script
2
3 4 Link in goron village
Goron sitting at the front of the village: Daramie is down stairs
Link: thank you
Link: how come I'm not getting paid?
Director: you got money
Link: no
Director: yes
Link: no
Director: yes
Director: I quit
Link: who will be the director?
Director: Hige the goron
Link: Hige? What kind of name is that?
Author: that's not very nice that's my name
Link: HAHA
Author: (turns red)
Link: (turns yellow and disappears)
Author: (makes a copy of Link that follows the script without questions)
Shadow of Link: Hige? What kind of name is that?
Author: (looks at the script turns blue kills the shadow and brings link back) sorry
Link: I need pay
Author: here (slaps 200 rupees in Links face)
Link: thanks
4
5 5 Link meets the big dugon
Link: (looks at the script) throw bombs in mouth
Big dugon: I hate life (rolls in to the lava)
Link: that takes all the fun out of it
6
7 6 Link meets the big shocky thing
Link: pours lots 'O warts on the Bst
Bst: (blows up)
Link: not again
8
9 7 Link picks up the master sword
Link: do I have to?
Author: yes
Link: please no
Author: (uses some magic spell and Link goes and picks it up)
Sarah: not again
Author: yep
10
11 8 Link wakes up
Raru: finally
Link: I bet I can beat you in a game of chess
Raru: you're on
(Days later)
Raru: HAHA I beat you
Link: yep
12
13 9 Link meets phantom Gannon
Phantom Gannon: mwahahahaha
Link: DIE!
Phantom Gannon: ok (kills himself)
13.1.1
13.1.2 10 Link fights Bongo Bongo
Bongo Bongo: nee
Link: what is it with you?
Bongo Bongo: no not the words
Link: what is the words?
Bongo Bongo: not again
Author: (chants silly words and Bongo Bongo disappears)
13.1.3 11 Link fights Gannondorf aka grand dork
Gannondorf: Now you will pay for saying that I took all the stuff at the shop
Link: Nee
Gannondorf: No not Nee
Link: Nee
Gannondorf: I can't take it (he kills himself)
Author: This is stupid why can't Link lay a finger on anybody?
Link: I know the ways
13.1.4
13.1.5 12 Link fights Gannon aka Pig Face
Link: Die Pig Face
Gannon: Shoot he found out
Link: (slashes Gannon on the tail)
Gannon: (falls to the ground)
Author: Finally Link touches someone
1 Link is in the kokari shop:
Link: (counts rupees) hi I'd like to get a…
(Gannondorf runs in)
Gannondorf: (he counts his rupees) give me everything you have.
(Shopkeeper gives him everything)
(Gannondorf pays the generous shopkeeper and skips away)
Link: do you have a deku shield still?
Shopkeeper: I'm sorry you are going to have to come back in a year.
Link: do you have a shield at all?
Shopkeeper: I do have this…
Director: DO I HAVE TO SAY CUT 20 TIMES!?!?!?!?!?
All except Link, Shopkeeper and Gannondorf: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: it's all Ganondorf's fault.
Gannondorf: no it isn't its Gannon's fault.
Gannon: THERE YOU GO AND BLOW THE SECRET!!!!!
Director: CUT ALREADY!!!!!!!!
Link, Gannon, and Gannondorf: sorry
1 2 Link talks to the deku tree
Deku tree: I've been cursed
Link: are you sure?
Deku tree: yes
Link: are you really sure?
Deku tree: yes
Link: are you really really sure?
Deku tree: yes
Director: didn't you read the script link?
Link: yes look yourself (link shows the Director the script that's about 20 pages long)
Director: sorry
1.1
1.2 3 Link meets the giant spider guy
Link: no one told me about a spider
Gsg: no one told me about a kid
Director: no one told me this is in the script
2
3 4 Link in goron village
Goron sitting at the front of the village: Daramie is down stairs
Link: thank you
Link: how come I'm not getting paid?
Director: you got money
Link: no
Director: yes
Link: no
Director: yes
Director: I quit
Link: who will be the director?
Director: Hige the goron
Link: Hige? What kind of name is that?
Author: that's not very nice that's my name
Link: HAHA
Author: (turns red)
Link: (turns yellow and disappears)
Author: (makes a copy of Link that follows the script without questions)
Shadow of Link: Hige? What kind of name is that?
Author: (looks at the script turns blue kills the shadow and brings link back) sorry
Link: I need pay
Author: here (slaps 200 rupees in Links face)
Link: thanks
4
5 5 Link meets the big dugon
Link: (looks at the script) throw bombs in mouth
Big dugon: I hate life (rolls in to the lava)
Link: that takes all the fun out of it
6
7 6 Link meets the big shocky thing
Link: pours lots 'O warts on the Bst
Bst: (blows up)
Link: not again
8
9 7 Link picks up the master sword
Link: do I have to?
Author: yes
Link: please no
Author: (uses some magic spell and Link goes and picks it up)
Sarah: not again
Author: yep
10
11 8 Link wakes up
Raru: finally
Link: I bet I can beat you in a game of chess
Raru: you're on
(Days later)
Raru: HAHA I beat you
Link: yep
12
13 9 Link meets phantom Gannon
Phantom Gannon: mwahahahaha
Link: DIE!
Phantom Gannon: ok (kills himself)
13.1.1
13.1.2 10 Link fights Bongo Bongo
Bongo Bongo: nee
Link: what is it with you?
Bongo Bongo: no not the words
Link: what is the words?
Bongo Bongo: not again
Author: (chants silly words and Bongo Bongo disappears)
13.1.3 11 Link fights Gannondorf aka grand dork
Gannondorf: Now you will pay for saying that I took all the stuff at the shop
Link: Nee
Gannondorf: No not Nee
Link: Nee
Gannondorf: I can't take it (he kills himself)
Author: This is stupid why can't Link lay a finger on anybody?
Link: I know the ways
13.1.4
13.1.5 12 Link fights Gannon aka Pig Face
Link: Die Pig Face
Gannon: Shoot he found out
Link: (slashes Gannon on the tail)
Gannon: (falls to the ground)
Author: Finally Link touches someone