Prussialicious

by Awesomenessx3

Prussia storms into the room with all the other nations to inform them about his awesomeness.

The nations were sitting the room together, not for any particular reason.

When Prussia suddenly bursted into the room with a radio blasting an instrumental of Fergielicious, and started singing.

Listen up y'all cuz this is it
The beat that I'm banging is Awesomeness.
Prussia-licious, definition make them vital regions get invaded
You could see me, you can't beat me,
I am Gilbert Beilschmidt, I got reasons why I'm awesome, wars just come and go as seasons
Prussia-licious, so awesome, but it ain't promiscious, and if you were suspicious, all that shit is fictious

He turned to the left side of the room, continuing.

I invade vital regions
That puts them enemies on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block
Just to watch

So awesome, (it's epic, epic)
So awesome, (I put them enemies on rock, rock)
So awesome, (They wanna be like me)
I'm Prussia-licious (A-a-a-a-a-awesome, awesome)

Prussia-licious def-
Prussia-licious def-
Prussia-licious def-
Prussia-licious definition make them vital regions get invaded

By by "def-" he ticked his head to the side, grinning widely.

They always claim they know me
Comin' to call me lonely (Hey, loner)

I'm the P to the R, U, S, the S, and IA
And can't no other nation put it down like me

All the other nation's either looked at each other or Prussia dumbfounded.

I'm Prussia-licious (So awesome)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym, just to work on my fitness
He's my witness (Chirp, chirp)

I put yo' enemy on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block
Jus to watch my awesome

So awesome, (it's epic, epic)
So awesome, (I put them enemies on rock, rock)
So awesome, (They wanna be like me)
Prussia-licious (Hold, hold, hold, hold up! I'm awesome)

Germany whispered something to Austria. Looking rather ashamed. Gilbert, ofcourse with all the awesomeness he was, noticed this and turned to him.

West, West, West
If you really think that
Brüder, get some sense
Maybe then you'll understand
I'm awesome, awesome

I'll be awesome and epic
It's so fun, fun
Don't hit me with that pan

He looked at Hungary, pointing at the frying pan she was holding.

P to the R to the U S S- Man you're awesome,
U S S- man you're awesome
I to the A, to the L I C I O U S
To the P, to the R, to the, to the, to the, hit it Prussia

All the time I turn around
Brüder's rather ashamed
Always looking at up at me, that time has changed
I just wanna say it now-
I ain't trying to round up drama,
Little brother I don't wanna take your advice
Cause you know it's un-awesome
Just a little bit conceited I keep on sounding
But Austria will eat my dust
I'm jus tryin' to tell
that I can't believe Hungary's a girl
Cause she said she had a-

Hungary glared at him viciously, gripping the pan so hard her hand was turning white.

Prussia turned to the other side of the room quickly, facing the Benelux.

Awesomeness (So epic)
But I ain't promiscious, and if you were suspicious,
all that shit is fictious

I invade vital regions
That puts them enemies on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block
Just to watch how I'm awesome (awesome, awesome, awesome)

Vier, drei, zwei, ein
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (Chirp, chirp)

Prussia gestured to the yellow bird on his head.

I put yo' enemy on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block
Just to watch my awesome

So awesome
So awesome
So awesome
I'm Prussia-licious, a-a-a-a-a-awesome, awesome
It's so awesome
So awesome

I'm Prussia-licious, a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a

A to the W, to the E S O M E- man you're awesome
A to the W, to E S O M E- ma you're awesome
A to the W, to the E S O M E- man you're awesome
A to the W, to the, to the, (Vier, drei, zwei, ein)

G to the B, to the L I C I O U S
To the G, to the B, to the L I C I O U S
To the G to the B, to the L I C I O U S
To the G, to the B, to the, to the, to the (vier, drei, zwei, ein)

A to the W, to the E S O M E- man you're awesome
A to the W, to E S O M E- man you're awesome
A to the W, to the E S O M E- man you're awesome
A to the W, to the, to the, (Vier, drei, zwei, ein)

G to the B, to the L I C I O U S
To the G, to the B, to the L I C I O U S
To the G to the B, to the L I C I O U S
To the G, to the B, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the...

And with that being sung, Prussia ran off to be even more awesome. As he ran out of the room, he was followed by some flying objects, thrown by Austria and Hungary.