Wufei's Morning
by -shinigami-
disclaimer: me no own g-wing.
warnings: violence, choice of language and yaoi....some characters are OOC. you are warned!
summary: wufei is running around the house looking for something....
genre: humor
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Wufei ran around the house in white pants, carefully greased hair and a nice shiny blue tank top. He was frantically searching for something. He ran through room after room. He once made the mistake of running into Sally's room and making her shriek. She gave him a slap on the face. Now, Wufei ran around the house in white pants, carefully greased hair, a nice shiny blue tank top and a really red left cheek.
Wufei kept on running and running. He ran into the next room, which happened to be Hilde's . She was in a bathrobe and reading a book. He ran in and began searching her drawers. Hilde ran up to him and kicked him HARD in the you know where and Wufei left for dear life before Hilde could get more and more violent, which was usually what happened when an offender hung around Hilde for a long time. Now, Wufei ran around the house in white pants, carefully greased hair, a nice shiny blue tank top, a really red left cheek, and a sore *koff koff* yeah....
Never-the-less, our dear Wuffie kept on running around his home. He banged into the room across the hall from Hilde's and found himself with a very naked Duo. Duo was prancing around his room going 'i am shinigami, god of death, lover of Hilde!' Wufei couldn't help but laugh a lot so Duo punched him in the eye. Now, Wufei ran around the house in white pants, carefully greased hair, a nice shiny blue tank top, a really red left cheek, a sore *koff koff* and a black eye.
Wufei, now tired of running, ran into the next room and collapsed on a chair. Two figures on the bed sat up, whaddaya know, its Trowa and Quatre! Quatre and Trowa, usually quiet, began to scream their heads off at Wufei. Poor Wufei had to endure lectures on privacy, intrusion, and knowing wether to KNOCK before entering. Wufei staggered out of their room in white pants, carefully greased hair, a nice shiny blue tank top, a really red left cheek, a sore *koff koff*, a black eye and being almost deaf.
Wufei, now real tired, slumped into the next room. Heero's room.Heero was working on his laptop, typing away at the keys. 'wat do you need Chang?' he asked. Wufei just slumped on the bed. 'ah, looking fer a little FUN are you?' Heero asked with a grin. 'oh shit' Wufei said and tried to run out of the room. He tripped over the laptop wire and fell to the floor. He scrambled up and ran out of Heero's room in white pants now covered in lint, carefully greased hair now all tangled, a nice shiny blue tank top, which isn't very shiny any more, a really red left cheek which was turning pink now, a sore *koff koff* which was throbbing from the impact of his fall from the air to the floor, a black eye that still hurt, being almost all deaf but getting the hearing back, and a really sore body.
Wufei hobbled into his room and opened his closet. He opened his eyes wide. 'EUREKA! I FOUND IT!' he shrieked. There, on his closet floor, was his nice velvet black slippers.
-fin-
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whatcha think?
by -shinigami-
disclaimer: me no own g-wing.
warnings: violence, choice of language and yaoi....some characters are OOC. you are warned!
summary: wufei is running around the house looking for something....
genre: humor
_~*~_
Wufei ran around the house in white pants, carefully greased hair and a nice shiny blue tank top. He was frantically searching for something. He ran through room after room. He once made the mistake of running into Sally's room and making her shriek. She gave him a slap on the face. Now, Wufei ran around the house in white pants, carefully greased hair, a nice shiny blue tank top and a really red left cheek.
Wufei kept on running and running. He ran into the next room, which happened to be Hilde's . She was in a bathrobe and reading a book. He ran in and began searching her drawers. Hilde ran up to him and kicked him HARD in the you know where and Wufei left for dear life before Hilde could get more and more violent, which was usually what happened when an offender hung around Hilde for a long time. Now, Wufei ran around the house in white pants, carefully greased hair, a nice shiny blue tank top, a really red left cheek, and a sore *koff koff* yeah....
Never-the-less, our dear Wuffie kept on running around his home. He banged into the room across the hall from Hilde's and found himself with a very naked Duo. Duo was prancing around his room going 'i am shinigami, god of death, lover of Hilde!' Wufei couldn't help but laugh a lot so Duo punched him in the eye. Now, Wufei ran around the house in white pants, carefully greased hair, a nice shiny blue tank top, a really red left cheek, a sore *koff koff* and a black eye.
Wufei, now tired of running, ran into the next room and collapsed on a chair. Two figures on the bed sat up, whaddaya know, its Trowa and Quatre! Quatre and Trowa, usually quiet, began to scream their heads off at Wufei. Poor Wufei had to endure lectures on privacy, intrusion, and knowing wether to KNOCK before entering. Wufei staggered out of their room in white pants, carefully greased hair, a nice shiny blue tank top, a really red left cheek, a sore *koff koff*, a black eye and being almost deaf.
Wufei, now real tired, slumped into the next room. Heero's room.Heero was working on his laptop, typing away at the keys. 'wat do you need Chang?' he asked. Wufei just slumped on the bed. 'ah, looking fer a little FUN are you?' Heero asked with a grin. 'oh shit' Wufei said and tried to run out of the room. He tripped over the laptop wire and fell to the floor. He scrambled up and ran out of Heero's room in white pants now covered in lint, carefully greased hair now all tangled, a nice shiny blue tank top, which isn't very shiny any more, a really red left cheek which was turning pink now, a sore *koff koff* which was throbbing from the impact of his fall from the air to the floor, a black eye that still hurt, being almost all deaf but getting the hearing back, and a really sore body.
Wufei hobbled into his room and opened his closet. He opened his eyes wide. 'EUREKA! I FOUND IT!' he shrieked. There, on his closet floor, was his nice velvet black slippers.
-fin-
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whatcha think?