Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TORCHWOOD!!! DAMN IT!
Set: Season 2 before Owen's dead – the first time that is.
Author's Note: I have no idea where this came from and I know it's short but I think it's one of those you have to laugh at. Anyway, enjoy... This is a bit of smut, without the actual smut, more like the foreplay... or build-up, depending on how you look at it!
"..." - in normal is Ianto
"..." - in bold is Jack
".." - in italic is Owen
The Type Of Trouble You Cause Mr Jones
"Jones, Ianto Jones. The type of trouble you cause..."
"Should I apologize Sir?"
"No, I think we're past apologies don't you... orgies on the other hand -"
"Sir!"
"What?"
"Not with Owen standing right next to you Sir. It's inappropriate work talk!"
"Oh right"
Perhaps we can finish this discussion later Sir?"
"Yes, later. In my bunk with you being pounded into my mattress so hard you-"
"HARKNESS"
"Sorry"
Fin XD
I guess you've got to feel sorry for Owen, stuck with both Jack and Ianto doing that to him!
I'm so random! LOLz, LOLz, LOLz all the way back to Cardiff Town – and more importantly, Ianto Jones!!