Authoress drabble~!

Ok, next HichiIchi. Still AU, forgive my stupidness. XD Well, I begged Raicheru for letting me do this, so I hope everything goes well. If any of you have read her fic Serchlight, then you will definatly love this, and you shall soon see what I mean! Shall I start now? 8D Just to say, this has nothing to do with Searchlight and is a completly different story. It is based off of the show that Grimmjow and Ichigo are a part of however, so some similarities will be seen. And I do have Raicheru's grand permission to do this, so no flaming ok? Thanks for it all Raicheru~!

Chapter 1: A new partner.

Hichigo Shirosaki paced his office, feeling completly, and utterly annoyed. How many times do I need to tell that man that I do not need a fucking partner? ! He fumed in his head, his gold on black eyes almost glowing dangerously.

"Dude, you really need to chill the hell out." One of his fellow officer's, Renji Abarai, laughed at his predicament.

"Shut it Renji. I told the Captain I didn't need a partner."

"Fuck yes you do. Look at ya; you're a pacing mess. Nervous?" He laughed as Shiro tossed a stapler at him. "That can take someone's eye out ya know!"

"Highly unlikely." The albino growled. But he wished it could...or maybe go through the red head's skull and pierce whatever brains he had...yeah, that was a nice image.

"I hear this kid's a complete rook. Hope ya have fun with that!" Renji laughed and left him alone to stew in his thoughts, which now concerned murdering the red head...in very creative ways. But, being the cop that he was, he would be satisifed with going to the shooting gallery instead, pretending that each and every dummy was Renji.

Ichigo Kurosaki shifted a bit nervously as he waited patiently at a red light. Why is karma being a bitch to me today? He wondered idly. At first, hsi day was good. He had a nice shower, his mom and dad had wished him luck for his first day, and that was also accompinied by the fact that he was finally hired. He had been excited, but now being at the butt end of a long line of traffic was grating on his nerves. And, t add even more to his annoyance, everytime he thought he could move, he hit a red light. He slammed his hand down on the wheel in frustration, the horn blaring angrily. He sighed as his cell went off and he picked it up. "Hello?"

"Wow, traffic must be shitty for ya to be going so slow and answering your cell on the road." A mocking voice said through the speaker.

"Hardy har har Uryu. I'm totally laughing and dying right now." Ichigo replied sarcastically.

"Well you may not be, but your mood definatly is." He could just imagine the black haired doctor snickering. "I just wanted to wish you good luck today. Hope the guy you're being partnered with won't eat you."

"That is if he can stand me." Ichigo replied.

"There's some of the normal Kurosaki. Talk to you later, bye." He ehard his phone give off a little musical chime and he hung up.

"This day had better get better, or someone will pay for it gravely." He grumbled.

Shiro rolled his eyes as he sat back down in his chair, waiting patiently. This kids so fucking late... he thought and sighed, running a hand through his white hair.

"Ah, hello there!" That was the Captain's voice all right. "It's about time you made it! I was afraid Shiro would cook himself in his office from stewing in there all day!"

Fuck you and your guts... He thought. As the Captain turned around, shiro felt his gold and black eyes freeze at the person behind him. He had spiky orange hair and soft brown eyes that seemed to be staring at the place in wonder. He was fairly tall and lithe, which was good for this kind of job. And his skin looked like it had the perfect tan. He blinked and growled. Goodie, a complete, utter noob!

"Umm...is this it?" The new cop asked.

"Yes sir. Now I may warn you; Shirosaki is not too happy about this." He whispered.

"I think I can handle it." The new kid replied. "Thanks Captain."

"You get to help him with his latest case. Best be ready for anything." The Captain waved and walked back to his own office as the kid walked in.

"Hi i'm-" He froze as he stared at his partner. He had some of the palest skin he had ever seen, and his haird matched perfectly. His eyes were an odd mix of gold irises and black schelera, almost making him look demonic in a sense. And he looked very, very pissed off. "I'm sorry I'm late..." He muttered instead.

"Tsk, I don't give a shit." Shiro grumbled and stood up, walking over to the newbie. "I'm Hichigo Shirosaki, but you will call me Shiro like everyone else does, understood?" The new cop nodded and Shiro held his hand out.

"I'm Ichigo Kurosaki, and if I hear a single pun about my name, I'll rip your dick off." He said in an almost friendly manner. Shiro smirked at this.

"Ya got spunk, I can give you that much." He comment. " Let's get a few things straight up front; I don't like you, and I never will. I'll watch your back however. We work, go home , sleep, then repeat. That is it. Understood?" Ichigo nooded numbly and felt Shiro shake his hand firmly before letting go. "Alright, go get your ass into your new uniform and be here again in five minutes." Ichigo nodded and rushe dout of the combined office.

This is gonna be a crazy partnership... He thought as he rushed to the locker rooms, eager to start his first day.

Chapter 1 end

Well please say this was nice. I had to do this ASAP before it drove me nutty~! XD And now with Demon Hunters over, I needed something new and fresh. *gets things thrown at me* Ok ok ok! I know I have a gazillion fics, but bear with me right? Reviews please, and a thousand thank you's to Raicheru~!