Dear lovely,smart,kind,amazing,awesome,magnificent,kick-ass,terrific,wonderful,marvelous reader... Have I got your attention yet?

If you are reading this story, you are currently sitting on (or in front) your computer. If you aren't using a computer at the moment : Dude! How did you become psychic? Teach me!

Do not click the cross in the left corner of the screen. If you do, a kitten dies. Please! Think of the kittens! They meow and have these cute little whiskers!

'Who am I? What is my purpose? How dare I touch those little fuzzballs? Where is the story? Why won't I shut up?' The answer to those questions is simple: I'm the charming narrator, every story needs one. To make things more interesting, you can imagine me with Morgan Freeman's voice. I have many names; storyteller,writer,mouse,God... but you can call me Mickey.

Apart from a handsome narrator, a story also needs a hero. We have 3, aren't you being spoiled. My purpose today is to tell you the stories of these three heroines , whose life will change in approximately 2 chapters.

Because most readers are morons (no offense) I even created these charts. If you wonder who who is, you can just scroll back. Aren't I nice?

~Chart for those of you who are easily confused~

Mulan Fa

- 18 years old.

- Dim Sum ninja.

- Does not like her reflection.

- Can kick your ass.

- Has the fashion sense of a pickle.

- Likes sports, martial arts and the occasional dancing.

- Despite being raised traditional,isn't traditional at all.

- Changes jobs like Lady Gaga changes clothes.

-Quote: "Foot torture like bound feet is still around, Alice. They call it stilettos."

Alice Lidell

- 14 years old.

- Sanity is... debatable.

- Gives herself very good advice but very seldom follows it.

- Prefers wonderland and her head over real life.

- Has a penchant for fairy tales.

- Thinks TV is a conspiracy of the government.

- Very clever.

- Fashionable.

-Quote: "Bambi's mother dies!"

Tiana Tipton

- 21 years old.

- Chef De Luxe.

- Is almost there.

- Will not take any crap.

- Snarks. A lot.

- The most ambitious of the three.

- Has a charming southern accent.

- Cannot dance.

- Quote: "Don't worry. If this is a horror movie,I'll die first."

Shortest chapter ever,consider this an epilogue. (Mickey is too damn tired from making the charts)

Tiana was having a bad day.

Scrap that. 'Bad day' did not cover the sheer amount of frustration she felt. It was as if the restaurant gods had turned on her. The customers were rude, her boss was even ruder and her back ached. On top of that, the other waitress hadn't shown up,leaving everything to poor Tia. Too say she was stressed was an understatement. Tiana wondered if anyone would notice if she committed Kamikaze in the kitchen. Probably not.

Somehow, it would all be worth it. Enough money meant being able to buy her own restaurant. Ever since she was a little girl she had dreamed of it. Her own classy restaurant. She could almost see the waiters in their white tuxedo's and the fancy customers. She could almost hear the shouts and the civilized conversations. She could almost feel the soft linen of table cloths. She could almost smell the... burned meat? Tiana woke up from her daydream and turned around. In the back, she could see the new chef staring sheepishly at the smoke.

Seems like she wasn't the only one having a bad day...

To be continued...