Chapter 1: Here
Author's notes
Ok so I know you hear this a lot from different authors but this is my first fanfic so please keep that in mind.
Karkat P.O.V.
(Yawn) I wake up from a night of planning. All of my friends are getting together for a huge happy celebration, my birth day (whoopee-fucking-do). I attempt to get out of my bed but to no avail; it's too warm and soft to leave. After five minutes of laying there I finally muster up enough strength to get out of my bed. I'm greeted by a horrible cold that spreads out throughout my hive. I must have left the thermostat on last night because it felt like hell had frozen over. I start to nimbly walk downstairs to my living room to be scared shitless by eleven fuckasses.
"HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY!" everyone yelled.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT DO YOU GUYS EVEN THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE?" I started to yell.
I look over to see my door wide the fuck open.
"DID YOU BRAKE INTO MY HIVE; ARE YOU ALL JUST COMMON FUCKING BURGLERS? WHAT IN ALL OF PARDOX SPACE WERE YOU FUCKING THINKING WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD BRAKE DOWN MY FUCKING DOOR? GOG, IT FUCKING BAFFLES ME THAT I COULD KNOW PEOPLE AS STUPID AS YOU FUCKS."
"Hehehehe looks like karkels is flipping his lid."
"TEREZI I HEAR YOU WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THIS!"
"And you're right it was quite easy all I had to do was get Equius to break down the measly little thing you call a door down." said Terezi with that same sneer on her face.
I suddenly turned to equius to bark at him, but he seemed to know that I was going to turn to him and started his explanation.
"I did no such thing to your door, we just simply used the key under your door mat, although I would have no problem for someone of my STRENGTH!" said Equius sweating rather profusely.
"So Karcrab what are you going to do now? Isn't this all EXCITING?!" Feferi said with her jumping up and down liked she was all hyped up on sugar.
I begin to open my mouth in protest to their comefuckery but i just simply said, "I'm going back to bed."
AU: Sorry this chapter is so short and I really don't want it to be but first i want to see if anyone is interested in this even if it's only one this is my first one I don't know if I any good at this so 0_0 I just hope that everything works out good. So please review and tell me if this sounds any good I will be really happy!
thanks until chapter two
