A/N: Hey I don't want to offend all the Sarah fans but I really wanted to write this no I'm not blood thirsty… just when it comes to Sarah. No offence to the actress but your character sucks… officially.
The day we've always been waiting for… Sarah's death. Now I'm not going to glorify her by saying the angels cried when she died (hey that rhymes) no the angels laughed. So here's how it went.
David invited Me, Jack, and Race over to his house for dinner and his parents were gone. He said it'd be the best party ever and it almost was…
"Hey Jack, Kit, Race! Come on in." He said as we walked into the apartment, "We're going to have steak so we'll need extra sharp knives." He smiled evilly as he grabbed a HUGE knife, Race and I exchanged questioning glances then turned our attention to David standing over Sarah with a butcher knife. The knife inched closer and closer when the knife came down she leapt out of the chair and said, "Oh Jack we almost forgot about our date."
"OH our date… how great… lets go to the Brooklyn Bridge!"
"Sure!" They left and race, David and I could tell that something was going to happen so we followed them.
At the bridge Jack diverted her attention to the sunset when he was about to push her she whirled around and kissed him.
(Spot's reaction from his perch: WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Soon spot came from his perch yelling, "NO!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL HER!!!" Sarah smiled and said, "Oh, hi spot."
"Jack step away from Sarah!" Jack obeyed so spot could yell out,
"NEVAH FEAH BROOKLYN IS HEAH!!!" Then 30 Brooklyn boys popped out and took their slingshots and shot her in the head… she didn't die. So spot lost it he ran forward and pushed her off the bridge making the angels up in heaven laugh at her.
THE GATES OF HEAVEN
"Hi god, can I come in?"
"No not you…"
"Who said that?"
"I'm spot. I died trying to kill you, it was worth it too!"
"What?"
"If I need to kill you again I'll do it!"
"Just let me in, Spot."
"NO!" Then spot pushed a button and she fell of the cloud and into hell causing the devil to scream.
BACK IN EARTH: SPOT AND SARAH'S FUNERALS
Everyone was crying for spot but on the other side of the graveyard was a party.
Spot's tomb:
Here lies Spot Conlon,
The king of Brooklyn,
With a giant ego,
We now remember him as the beloved "Sarah's killer"
Sarah's tomb:
Here lies Sarah Jacobs,
But we don't care,
I know we hope she burns in a place not to be named along with all her doilies,
We love spot for killing her, it was a sad but necessary loss, (not the loss of Sarah).
We WILL NOT miss her…
Or her doilies.
I'm going to lose my job for this but I hate Sarah…
So does everyone else…
I heard the angels laugh when she died too so we're not alone.
A/N: YAY She died, I think Race, kit, and jack are extremely happy now,
(Race: You bet we are!!!)
Well there you have it there's a party at Medda's place celebrating Sarah's death so come if you can!! Oh and the devil booted Sarah so she's in Antarctica banished from civilization… so everyone is happy! Review please!!