"JINGLE BELLS! Err, I mean Bells err, I mean Bella!" "Edward what in the world?" "Oh, yeah I forgot to tell you that I was bringing Emmett with me tonight didn't it?" Bella pulled Edward over to the side "EDWARD! You know rose is always hunky-dory for big, teddy bear like, masculine guys!" Edward rolled his eyes "Well maybe today she won't be as horny!" Emmett walked up next to them "WHO IS THIS ROSE?" He screamed! "Emmett… Rose is your worst nightmare!" they got into car and drove away to meet their friends.
Two hours later
BPOV
"Edward!" "God, Emmett what?" "I gotta take a piss!" I had spent two hours driving in the car with these boob obsessed maniacs! I couldn't wait to see Alice, Jasper, and Rose! I knew I wouldn't see Rose for too long because she and Emmett would go to the 'zoo' but, maybe Alice and Jasper would contain them selves! "Okay we are here" "Edward, who is that hot girl?" I rolled my eyes "Which one? Bella?" Edward answered! "The one with boobs!" "is she supposed to be my worst nightmare? Cuz she is like my dream come true… You know what I'm saying? "Oh, that's rose, she might look good to you but… her not… sane!" "Yeah I can see that, she is literally bouncing off the walls!" and Emmett wasn't lying. Rose looked high. She had on a cute outfit but, she was laughing like crazy while Alice and Jasper stood there looking awkward. Sometimes I wondered if Rose was on crack or if it was something stronger! "OMG Bella! Hi! OMG it has been so long since I have seen you! Gosh, I missed you! You lost weight! OMG your boobies grew! And whoa who is your friend?" "Rose Emmett, Emmett Rose!" "And no Rose you will not be going to the 'zoo' today!" "Okay fine, you, me, air hoka!" I had no clue what she was saying but, what ever it was it didn't sound good. I decided to go talk to Alice and Jasper who where looking a little intimate in the corner booth of the McDonalds we had all met at! "Hey Bella!" Hi, Alice whats up Jasper? Am I interrupting?" "No not at all! So, how have you been?" "Good…" "Are you and Edward still on the low? Or are you more like me and Alice now?" then, out of no where Alice took out a miniature whip and mimicked a whipping motion while whispering to Jasper moan, moan! I was disgusted! I didn't even want to hear about the insert here tattoo she had gotten (I think you know where this is going) I said I had to go to the bathroom and left! I went to look for Rose! Crap! I had lost Rose and couldn't find Emmett! They had just met! Did they already go to the 'zoo'? This was sure to be one heck of a week!