Phantom Goes on a Cruise

Veronica and Skye

Original idea by Veronica and Skye (Mostly Skye. P I pwn. U don't. OnG.)

Disclaimer: We claim no ownership to any of the characters from Phantom or other characters from shows. Or the ACTORS from Phantom. Only the characters we made up. Any historical names and or places that are used, we don't own them. We don't think.

Summary: The cast from Phantom (ALW and JS 2004 movie) goes on a cruise to the Bahamas. On this cruise they meet fan girls, fops, fan guys, and other disasters. What will happen between these people? Will love bloom between a fan girl and a movie star (Yes. You had to ask?)? Will a boy called "it" be thrown to the sharks (What do you think? The answer is no. His name is not "it". Sorry V!)? Please R&R!

Notes: First time for V ever. Make her feel at home! Skye's first co-write. You can critique her. Anything in double parentheses is notes from the authors. PLEASE NO FLAMES! We know it is utterly impossible! We know that everyone is out of character! WE DON'T CARE! It's just supposed to be something funny that all can enjoy. Well, apparently, since I just said no flames, not ALL can enjoy… V slaps Skye

On with the story!

1. The Beginning

((Settle in, this is probably the longest chapter we have because I, Skye, merged two chapters together.))

"Larc! This is going to be the best cruise ever! Just think of it, one whole month in the Bahamas! It'll be so much fun! And remember, no Asher Bay!" Vanessa exclaimed to her best friend. They were headed to what they hoped would be the best cruise of their lives.

Little did they know that the boy, Asher, was right behind them.

"Vanessa, Larc! Didn't know you two would be here. Otherwise I'd have brought stuff to prank you guys." Asher said slinging an arm around both of their shoulders. He pulled them in for somewhat of a hug. Larc shook him off, trying to wipe the Asher off of her clothing, but Vanessa didn't mind. She knew that he had a secret crush on both of them for years, in fact since sixth grade. Larc knew this and took it as a reason to hate him even more. She had persuaded Vanessa long ago to succumb to the fact that he was an annoying little twit. Words didn't describe his annoyingness. Vanessa shook him off too when she spied the icy glare Larc was giving the male. "Nessa, we'd better get going. I want to see our room," Larc said through clenched teeth. 'Bye' Vanessa mouthed to Asher as she was dragged across the ship to her room.

"I wish Patrick Wilson were here. Or even Gerry. Maybe even Emmy. This is going to be a sucky cruise with Asher on it. Why oh why?" Vanessa moaned as she flung herself onto her bed. "Oh come on Vanessa, you know that you so like him," Larc said to her friend. "Who? Asher? No I don't! I admit that at one point in my immature elementary years I liked him. 1 But now he's so… arrogant and ignorant. He's a fool," Vanessa replied coolly. "Mm-hm," Larc said knowingly.

The two girls thought of things they wanted to do. Larc thought of evil things to do to Asher. And Vanessa thought of ways she could somehow meet either Patrick or Gerry. Little did the girls know that on the other side of the ship their adventure was boarding.

"Gerry, this will be awesome! The press with every move we make won't mob us. Gerry, we're free from it all. Patrick, are you all right? These stairs must be killing you with that luggage." Suddenly Patrick collapsed from the weight. Emmy heard the sound of his body hitting the floor and unlinked her arm from Gerry's. "Patrick! Are you all right? Gerard, get a bus boy will you?" Emmy exclaimed rushing to her knees. She was wearing a white dress with long silken sleeves. She ripped part of one off and tended to Patrick. "Emmy, why'd you pack so much?" he asked.

After a bus boy had been found the trio went to their room, which ironically turned out to be the suite next to Larc and Vanessa's. ((Heheh... I was on a sugar high when I came up with it, although originally it was Erik, Raoul and Christine. But then people would have hurt us. So, we changed it to the 2004 movie actors!)) "This is wonderful!" Emmy said upon entering the room with a weak Patrick on her arm. After surveying the room she noticed that there were only two beds. "Um, there are only two beds and three of us." Patrick and Gerry had noticed this and looked at each other. "I heard that the people next to us ((Larc and Vanessa)) have something we could use. The bus boy told me when he saw the two of you," Gerry offered seeing as he preferably didn't want to sleep next to Patrick. "I'll go and see," Patrick offered.

Patrick knocked on the door and shortly a depressed Vanessa answered it. "Asher, cute as you are we're no in the mood for pranks. If only you were Patrick Wilson. Or Gerald Butler. Or Emmy Rosom. Then I'd let you in, but seeing as you're… PATRICK WILSON!" she screamed as loud as possible. "LARC! You won't believe who is standing in our door way," she called to her friend who was trying to beat Legend of Zelda for the one hundred fifty-seventh time. "Let me guess, Asher. Go away!" She called back. "No, PATRICK WILSON!" an excited Vanessa screeched. She suddenly remembered that he was standing in front of her. "Come in, come in," she said while grabbing his hand. ((Skye: COUGHCOUGHCHOKECOUGH))

"Larc, look who it is!" Vanessa said still clutching the bright red actor's hand. She didn't care that she was utterly embarrassing him, she only cared that he was here. Larc looked up then down, did a double take and her gaze caught on Patrick. "Well, Nessa. Looks like you reeled in a big fish this time. And I thought that you were too obsessive saying that one day you'd meet him. Well you proved me wrong and here he is. A very red Patrick Wilson. So, why are you here?" Larc asked him, pausing the game and standing. Good thing that she handled herself well in awkward situations. And that she hadn't been sucked into Vanessa's obsession. "I'm here with Gerry and Emmy. We are in the suite next to you. There are only two beds and three of us. Gerry said that you had something we could use. Do you?" He asked finally relaxing and not caring that a sixteen year old was gripping his hand. He looked hopefully at the two girls staring at him. "Yes, we have something you can use. We got this cot type thing this morning. They said it was for Mr. Butler. I guess that means you guys. And Vanessa and I thought it was a coincidence!" Larc, the more sensible one, answered, laughing. Patrick nodded and grabbed the cot. He walked out the door nodding his thanks.

The girls stood stunned where they had been when he'd left. When the door knocked a while later Vanessa scrambled to answer it, in hopes that it was Patrick. She opened the door and found Asher. "Hi Asher," she sighed. Asher walked past her and into her room. "Hey Nessa, look, I want something to eat but I don't want to eat alone. I was hoping that you and Larc would eat with me seeing as we all know each other," he asked. Larc murmured something in coherent. (("I'd rather eat escargot smothered in mayonnaise with a dead fish than eat anything with you!")) "I will, but Larc is still loopy from Patrick. By the way, Patrick Wilson, Gerald Butler, and Emmy Rosom are in the suite next to us," Vanessa said as she grabbed her coat and linked her arm through Asher's as she did when they went out in seventh and eighth grade. She was too happy to remember that she hated him. "You mean that phantom guy and the fop Raoul. Oh ya, and the girl that played Christine that I thought looked like Tatum James. You mean that they're next door?" He said with joy. "Mm-hm," she responded. He looked like an excited little boy. Vanessa noted that he hadn't changed the way his face looked whenever a girl he thought was hot walked by or was mentioned. "Asher, you'll see her on the ship. Don't get too excited," she laughed.

Down in the cafeteria everybody seemed to be laughing at everything. They all seemed so happy. Asher and Vanessa got their food. "Find a place to sit," Asher said pulling out his wallet. "I'll pay." She nodded and walked to a table. She put her purse on the seat next to her to show that it was saved. No sooner then Asher had sat down than the Phantom cast sat at the table next to them. "Asher, there's Patrick!" she whispered with her lips close to his ear. Asher glanced over then stared at Emmy. "Wow. She's prettier in person," Asher drooled, eating and staring. Vanessa looked at the actress that was laughing and eating and realized that he was right.

After they'd finished eating Asher walked Vanessa to her room. "Nessa," he said pushing a piece of her long blond hair behind her ear, "That was fun." He looked down upon her. He was one of the few guys in their grade that was taller than she. He was at least 6 foot 2 and she was only 5 foot 6. She looked into his blue eyes. He held her eyes for a moment then reached for her hand. She pulled it away and unlocked the door. "Thanks Asher. Just don't make this too regular. I will miss the fool I love." She smiled as she walked in and closed the door. Then she realized what she had said. 'The fool I love? I don't love him. Oh well, too late now,' she thought as she walked to her bed.

1 Hmmm... Y'know, I think Veronica's trying to tell me something, since this is taking place when we would be 16, in 2009... Does that mean she has a crush on him? O.o Ew.

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