In a world where stupid catchphrases don't exist…
Lunar 890- Muahahahaha!!!! Now it is I, Lunar 890, who owns Naruto!!
Sakura- Hah! only in this alternate universe!
*Pop!*
Lunar 890- Nooooo! My bubble! Sakura you have popped my bubble!
Sakura- Heh heh
Lunar 890- Noooo! It's not funeeeeee!!! *Begins to sob*
Sakura- I guess I'll have to say it. *Sigh* Lunar 890 Only owns Naruto in some freakish alternate universe…
Lunar 890- *Wails from the corner*
Sakura- Ehehe *laughs nervously* uhhh, crap. I've put the author out of commission… uh… distract the audience with a fanfic!
Naruto peered around the corner of the brick building. Yes, his suspicions were confirmed. This mission would require extra stealth. He held his breath, the coast was clear. The blond made a break for it and sure enough he remained undetected by anything or anyone but the automatic doors. He slipped inside. Then managed to trip. "Ha!" he cried shooting up back onto his feet. He surveyed the area, expecting the worst, and seeing nothing, immediately concluded that he had been caught off guard and was now trapped in some kind of cruel genjutsu. He began slashing and pummeling anything with mass in search of the caster. The blond was completely oblivious to Kakashi in the milk department and the many people walking by gawking at the spectacle. After several minutes worth of destruction a hand finally grabbed his shoulder and forcefully whipped him around. The blond now stood face to face with his arch nemesis; Sasuke. "Naruto! guhh…" Sasuke rubbed his forehead with annoyance. "Hah! I knew an Uchiha would be behind this! prepare to be taken dow-" The blond stopped short as his ADHD took over. "Wha- What is that?" He stepped out of the head-achy Sasuke's grasp and wandered over to a produce shelf where there sat a series of cans, black with florescent letters and lines. Naruto picked one up and examined it. "What is this?"
"Naruto you idiot, that's a can of silly string."
"Silly string?"
"Yeah. You press the button on the top and it squirts"
"Really?"
Sasuke, realizing what he had done quickly replied "Ack! No! that's not what it does!" But it was too late. Naruto's finger was already on the button. The blond pressed down and a stream of orange flew out of the can. The orange clad ninja gasped, "It's like magic!" he cried and emptied the entire shelf into his arms then darted through the checkout line faster than you can say "faster than chidori!" Kakashi wandered up next to Sasuke with his arms full of milk, a horrified look on his face. "What have you done?"
"Aw, Crap." responded Sasuke.