"GOOD MORNING!" Uncle Grandpa greeted as he popped out of a small colorful jack in the box.
"Eep!" Screamed Tiny Kong, who despite her name was not tiny. She looked down at Uncle Grandpa, towering over everyone's uncle and grandpa.
"All right, you gotta make it quick, kid." Uncle Grandpa stated as he pulled out a green calculator from belly bag. "I have to deposit some nuggets of wisdom, that and we need a plot. We already got the new fanfic quota out of the way."
Tiny Kong farted a brassy deep pitched tuba toot as she patted her farting big butt, letting out more poots that sounded like a saxophone. "Well, you see Uncle G, I wanna have the biggest fart in the world. Just to show the world how 'tiny' I could be!"
"...you mean big?" Uncle Grandpa remarked as he got in front of Tiny's giant ass, being greeted with a smelly bassy fart to the face. "I mean, it's a large rear."
"For you!" Stated Bane as he crashed one of Funky Kong's planes near the treehouse in Donkey Kong Island that Tiny and Uncle Grandpa were in, WITH NO SURVIVORS. After witnessing Baneposting at its finest, Tiny Kong's stomach growled as she blushed, placing her hands on her stomach as she smiled upon letting out trombone like farts, puffing up her already puffed up blue pants, a brown stain forming in the back.
"Wow. I'll never understand how girls like you could make yourselves to messy." Uncle Grandpa stated as he then randomly dressed up like John Hammond. "I spared no expense to help you out! But you willingly pooping your pants reminds me of this one human blonde chick out... I think her name was Lex Murphy, or something."
"Uncle Grandpa!" Tiny pouted as she then pooted.
"Okay, okay. Let's get to work!" Uncle Grandpa stated as he pulled out a tuba from his right ear canal and placed it firmly between Tiny's butt cheek, watching as she was literally farting out tuba toots, filling the roo with tuba noises and rotten smells.