Okay, so... this is just a bunch of stories my friend and I did while on MSN... we have nothing to do, I know -.-

Oh, and though I put this only on FMA, it actually has characters from most of animes we've seen (like, for a start, we have Ed (FMA) and Zero (Vampire Knight), which are Ari-chan's, and Hao (Shaman King), which is mine... we like adopt characters, it's a strange thing we do xD), so, really, it has almost nothing to do with FMA...

Firt part's about... how we chose the name, actually -.-'

And, of course, I don't own the characters (for real), besides mine and Ari-chan's...

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Su: "Are we on air?"

Ari: I think so..

Zero: "On air? Of course we're not in air, you're doing this for only one person!!"

Ari: For who?

Su: "Oh, ok... so... is that person listening?"

Zero: "I don't even know who that person is, you're the one who said this was for someone!"

Su: "Oh, forget it... are we on air or not?"

Zero: "No!"

Ed: "Gimme 1 sec..."

Su: "1... there! Are we now?"

Ed: "Okay... this goes here... and we turn this on, on, on, off, on... okay, we're ready!!"

Ed: "In 3... 2... 1... go!"

Su: "YAY!! WE'RE ON AIR!!!!"

Ari: YAY!

Su: "Hi everyone!!"

Su: "So, this is our radio show, called... hmmm... what's it called again?"

Zero: "How should I know?"

Ed: "How about 'the vamp-alchemist-girl show'?"

Su: "Ed, you reeeaaally have a bad taste... -.-"

Ari: xD

Su: "We need a good name, y'know?"

Ed: "Hey, I gave an idea already, so don't look at me!"

Su: "Okay, then...." *turns to Zero*

Zero: "No way, I'm not saying nuttin'..."

Su: "Ohhhhhh but we need a name!!!!!!!!!!"

Ed: "Err Su, don't yell, you're on air..."

Su: "Oh right... then... what do we do now?"

Ari *for Ed*: Turn it off! I'm going to have tea!

Ed: "Tea? Why??"

Ari: My mum is calling me saying I have to eat or she kills me T__T

Ed: "Oh drats... okay, let's do this some other time... we're off!"

Su: "Next time, be sure we have a name, ed!!"

Ed: "It was YOUR fault!"

Ari: I'm coming back! Just 3 min!

Su: "Okay, let's see if you can think of a name while Ari's out, Ed!"

Ed: "Urghhh...."

Ed: "How 'bout... actually, what are we gonna do in the show?"

Su: "Dunno... guests... interviews... stories... whatever I wanna do."

Ed: "Then... then I don't know what name I should give!!"

Ari: I'm back guys!!

Ed: "Thank God!!"

Ed: *hugs Ari* "I missed you!!! Su's been mean to me!!!!"

Ari: *hugs back* There, there...

Ari: Hao, do you have a good name for the show?

Hao: "I... really don't want to get involved in this..."

Su: "Oh, c'mon!!!!"

Ari: -_-

Ari: C'mon!

Ari: What's Su without you?

Hao: "But I don't know any good name..."

Su: "But I need a name!!"

Ed: "We can't go on air (again) without a name!"

Ari: Su, do you have any idea? You always have good ideas!

Su: "My mind's totally blank right now..."

Ari: same here...

Su: "How 'bout... 'no name'?"

Ed: "That was soooo bad, I won't even comment..."

Su: "Then you get a name!!"

Ari: I like it!

Zero: "You liked that?"

Ari: Sounds funny!

Zero: "..."

Zero: "How 'bout... 'talks on msn'?"

Su: "That's... not so bad... O.O"

Ari: I like everything Zero says!

Ed: "No fair!!!"

Ari: I love everything you say too, Ed!

Su: "Ed.... just get a title..."

Su: "Because I wanna say: 'welcome to (insert name here)!!'"

Ari: "Welcome to Talks On MSN" sounds cool ^^

Su: "Hmm...."

Hao: "Ed's got a title..."

Ed: "NO I DON'T!! SHUT UP!!!"

Su: "You do?? Say it, now!!"

Ari: Say it, Ed!

Ed: "But, but... I don't know!!"

Su: *menacing tone* "Say it, or else...."

Ari: *hugs Ed* Say it, Edo...

Ed: ".................. Why do we have to have a name? Can't you just say 'welcome to our radio show' or something...?"

Su: "Ed..."

Ari: Dumbledore's Army! No, forget it xD

Ed: "ED'S ARMY!!"

Su: "NO WAY!!"

Ed: ".... vamp's army?"

Zero: *death stare*

Ed: "Just joking!!"

Su: "... anime army?"

Ari: Thats' what I was going to say!

su: "lool Great minds think alike"

Ari: I like it ^^

Ari: What do u think guys?

Hao: "Anime Army Radio Show?"

Ed: O.O "That's... aceptable..."

Zero: "Anything's fine by me..."

Ed: "I'm not responsible for this..."

Hao: "I like anything Su likes..."

Su: "Oh I like everything you like!!"

Ed: "Don't you guys start again!!"

Su: "Oh, yeah? Stop me!"

Ed: "We're on air!!"

Su: "YOU...!!!"

Zero: "Really?"

Ed: "No, but I stopped her, right? LOL"

Su: "That was SOO unfair!!"

Ari: aahahahaaha

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And... the end. No, I'm kidding... I mean, I don't know if we'll ever continue THIS one, but I hope so...