A/N: I'm baaaack! So, anyway, here's the sequel to my other fic, 'Hephaestus TV? Not Anymore!' And here's a new haiku-disclaimer:

Again, I am not

Rick Riordan so I don't

Own Percy Jackson. :)

Haha, I should replace Apollo as the god of poetry! Ok, maybe that's a bit too far... Anyway, I really enjoy reviews and criticism! So, yeah... Enjoy the story!

Peace out,

~silentwolf111

AND NOW, PRESENTING...

YOUTUBE? NOT ANYMORE...

PROLOGUE

HEPHAESTUS'S POV

I can't believe my luck! I have found a mortal creation, worthy of the gods! It will allow us to interact with mortals while learning more about their lifestyle; what they do for fun, the music they watch, etc. Now just to get the gods to agree with me…

I'm a little afraid that it would be too big of an idea; I had just gotten them to make their own shows for Hephaestus TV*, and now I don't know if I'll be asking too much of them. Well, as Athena says, there's only one way to find out…

I looked up from my laptop and cleared my throat, immediately getting the attention of several gods.

"Ahem. I have found a new creation! I think you'll all enjoy it…"

Murmers of excitement filled the room.

I continued.

"Have you ever heard of the mortal site YouTube?"

Now I had the attention of every god. They all looked at each other, then back at me, confused. Demeter spoke up.

"Ooh, is it a type of cereal?" she asked, smiling.

Everyone sighed.

"No, Demeter, it isn't cereal," I said.

Demeter grumbled.

"Then it probably isn't worth my time," she said, crossing her arms.

I looked at everyone in the room.

"Well? Aren't you going to tell us what this 'YouTube' is?" Athena said.

"Oh, er, yes. YouTube is a fascinating site where you can post videos and watch other people's videos," I explained.

The gods sat up straight, obviously finding this idea interesting.

"What kind of videos, exactly?" Artemis inquired.

"Well, now, that's the beauty of it!" I said. "You can post any kind of videos you want! It can be tutorials, pranks, just everyday life, music covers…"

Apollo perked up at that last one.

"Anything!" I finished.

Cheers of agreement filled the room.

"Hold it!" Ares said.

Silence.

"Hephy, what do we gotta do? To get set up with this 'YouTube'?"

"First, you create something called a 'channel'. This is where you post your videos. You can visit other people's channels to see their videos." I explained.

"What then?" Hera said.

"Well, then it gets a little more complicated. You can comment on other people's videos, you can 'like' them by pressing the 'like' button, and then there's subscribing."

"What's that?" Aphrodite asked.

I sighed. This is going to take a while.

"Subscribing means following a person."

I saw Apollo's hand start to rise, and I immediately knew what he would ask.

"Following a person means you get a message every time they post a new video."

Apollo lowered his hand.

"All right. Got it?" I said.

"Yes," they chorused.

"So, do you all want to create YouTube channels? You get to create nicknames and everything, so people don't know who you are! That is, nobody but us…" I said.

"Cool!" Hermes said.

"I agree. It would be nice to learn more about mortals," Athena chimed.

"I'm in!" Apollo agreed.

I nodded.

"So, then, it's settled! Let's all create YouTube channels, and we'll see what happens then…"

* This is basically the plot line for my other fic, 'Hephaestus TV? Not Anymore!'. Yeah, just letting you know so you don't get too confused... :P