Sonny and Chad were arguing again. Chad came to see Sonny in her dressing room. He didn't even knock.

"I am not conceited!!!" yelled Chad.

"You also have a denial problem", said Sonny

"You're the last person I will come to talk to about my problems", said Chad

"I don't even know why you did." added Sonny. She rolled her eyes

"Because of the front page of the Tween Weekly." Said Chad. He hand Sonny the magazine.

"A SECRET SOURCE CLAIMS THAT CHAD DYLAN COOPER IS CONCEITED." Sonny read. She signed "Zora."

"Your telling me that your cast mate, Zorro, is the 'Secret Source'?!" said Chad

"Yep.", answered Sonny 'AND its Zora."

" Whatever. She told them that I drink slim for breakfast and now there is a whole bunch of paparazzi outside!" yelled Chad

Sonny couldn't help but laugh. "What's so funny?!!" yelled Chad

"Oh come on, Chad. It was just a joke. No big deal.", said Sonny calmly. "But Zora's right. You are conceited. Admit it"

"O.K. Maybe I Am.", mumbled Chad.

"I can't here you." Sonny teased

"O.K. Maybe I am" said Chad a little louder

'What?" asked Sonny

"O.K. MAYBE I AM!!" Chad screamed. Some guy was passing the dressing room and stopped and looked at Chad "Uh….hi!" said Chad

"I got Chad to admit he is conceited." singed Sonny, who started dancing around.

"I got to go!" said Chad, running away.

Chad got to his dressing room and wrote down a list of things that make him conceited.

Why Zorro said I was conceited

1. I care too much about my hair.

2. I care too much about my image

3. I love bothering Sonny.

4. I used Sonny to get publicity

5. I am rude to puppies

6. I am a jerk. (In other peoples minds)

7. I don't like peace picnics

8. I don't let Portlyn talk without a script

That's good! I feel better now! Chad thought. And he pulled his paper shredder out of the closet and shredded the list. Nobody will ever know.