Sima Yi and Zhang Chung Hua sit in house. They talk to each other. It morning. They happy. Sima say they need baby. Zhang Chung say he stupid. He get mad. Zhang Chung laugh at him. Sima get mad more. She not care he being mad. Sima walk away anger. Little know Sima, but Zhang Chung pregnant. She gonna have baby. Sima be happy when find out. But she no tell him. It surprise.
Next day, Sima still no happy at wife. He want baby, but she no say that she is have baby. Sima say he go train. He walk away and see Zhang He. Zhang He smell flower. He sneeze and bee fly up nose. Zhang run like girly man. He crash in wall. Sima say he idiot. Zhang run over to Sima.
"Sima! Me need some helps. Bee in me nose." Zhang cry. Sima punch Zhang nose. Bee die. "Thank you Sima, make love now"
"Worm" Sima say.
"Me love you." Zhang He say back. Sima say he not gay, he no make love to gay man. Zhang say he not man. Sima say he man because he know gay boy say you make love him. Zhang He cry. Sima roll eyes. Sima say he want make love wife but she no want it. Zhang say because she have baby. Sima call him liar. Zhang say he no liar, she be pregnants. Sima say she no pregnant. Zhang say she pregnant. They fight for hours and Xu Huang dies. They not sure why. Cao Cao then say it Cao Ren fault. Cao Ren castrated. He die. Wu then die of illness and gayness. Sima wonder why story went away from main topic. He then kill Zhang He. He say he traitor. Zhang He cry to death. Cao Cao unhappy. Cao Cao die from depressed.
Sima then go home. He say to wife why she no say that she pregnant. She ask how he know. He say Zhang He say so. She say Zhang He to die. Sima say Zhang He is died. She say sorry. Then baby come out. It have mole on face. Sima say it so ugly it name Sima Shi. Zhang Chung had nother baby. Sima say he love Zhuge and call it Sima Liang. She then have more baby. Sima call them Sima Jun and Sima Zhou because love Zhuge Jun and Zhou Yu. The kiss. He say he so happy. He have kid. He go out and celebrate by eat a pig. Shu then die. Sima take over China. He happy and kiss wife. They happy. Lu Bu say they no take over China because he take over China. He run around in bikini and go take over Japan. Sima say he love wife. She say she love him. They make love and 21 more baby come out. He laugh.