I don't own KH. Never have, never will. Unfortunately.
Roxas was having the best dream. It consisted of happy things, such as candy and rainbows. He didn't have much of those, and in fact barely had any dreams at all. If he did, he sure didn't remember them. This one had just been getting good, too. Although he couldn't fathom why he had a pickle in his hand. It was a very nice pickle, and looked tasty too. Not able to resist Roxas opened his mouth wide and took a big bite.
Suddenly, the unicorn he was riding threw him off it's back and he felt himself falling straight towards the rocky floor below. Before he hit the ground, however, he woke up.
He was lying on the floor for some reason. That was strange, considering when he fell asleep he'd been lying on Axel, who was lying on the bed. He blinked and looked up to see Axel giving him a dirty look.
"What the hell was that about?"
Roxas cocked his head. He didn't really understand what had happened. "Huh?"
The redhead gave him a blank look and pointed at his penis.
"Why is that out?"
Axel glared harder. "Idiot, you bit me. You know how much of a turn-off that is?"
"Oh, so that's why there was pickle!" He giggled to himself.
"What?" Axel looked confused.
Roxas smiled up at him. "Nothing."