"Let's see here... one dead, one alive, and one err somewhat living," An unknown man ranted to a fallen hero."Y'know... this just wasn't your day Spider. I suggest becoming a vet or at least a gynecologist. Meh, either way you'll get pussy." The man paused. "Oh yeah you killed him. Bloody hell. Both of them too. I guess human genocide can be a one man job."

He walked slowly to a broken window. His combed down white hair flapping in the wind. His blue tail flicked as he grabbed the window seal with his tail and slowly fell forward until his tail snapped him out of motion. He smirked as he saw the people walking below and driving their cars. Living in a city that constantly has a war ship flying over it with a group of combat teens. He started to chuckle at the entire premise of this city. He wouldn't mind to destroy it, but until he had a little fun with it first. Then maybe some ice cream... mass murder will have to take a backburner till he found the original Ray's. Without anymore waste he saluted the young person in blood and hopped out the window.

On the same day a car crash was caused after the sounds of someone screaming "Weeeeee!" was heard and a FedEx vehical suddenly did a front flip. Nine people died and so did one delicious cake. Human torture will help our main charecter of this story forget that cake's death. Human extinction will come soon after our very hansome, intelligent, suave, resourcefull, tactical,di-dio-dia...? Di- aw screw it I'm awesome and better then Doom! I actually kill people, and I also jump out windows. Available Tuesday through Sunday. 1-800-HeroKillaFTW!