Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
Emmet: *reading a sign* Pixie-Sized Industries.
Jasper: Pixie-Sized? What the heck is that?
Alice: *Squealing* It's my new clothing line!!!
Bella: You own a clothing line?!?!
Edward: She does now. She stole it from Abercrombie.
Bella: Alice!! How could you?
Emmett: Go Alice!!!
Alice: I just went over to the manager showed him my puppy face and a million dollars. Then BOOM!! *claps hands making everyone jump* I own a clothing line!!! *jumps up and down squealing*
Edward: *snorts* You just now noticed that, Jasper?
Everyone: Noticed what? *looking around*
Alice: *gasp* I don't have any workers!!! *runs to the cash register* Oh no!!
Edward and Jasper exhale in relief as Alice runs frantically around the store.
Bella: What did Jasper really think, Edward?
Edward: He thought that his wife really is crazy.
Jasper: *butts in* But don't tell Alice please!!!
Emmett: Your wish is my command, bro. Mwahahaha. *skips over to Alice* Jasper and Edward think you're crazy, Alice!!!
Alice: Gasp! NO!!
Emmett: Yes!!!
Alice chases after Edward and Jasper, who ran after Emmett's evil laugh. While Bella and Emmett laugh at the boys getting chased by a tiny vampire.
-----Three hours later----
Alice drags the boys back to her store: Now to punish you; Jasper, no s*x for a month.
Jasper: *falls to his knees* NOOOOO!!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!!
Edward:*helps Jasper up* Have a little dignity, Jazz. You'll live for a month.
Alice: *grins evilly* I'm not done yet. Edward, you can't visit Bella in her room at night for a month!!
Edward: *screams* NOOO!!! ALICE, YOU CAN"T DO THIS TO ME!!!!
Alice: *snickers and thinks 'Dignity, Edward, dignity'* I can and I will. I'll also know if you try to get around your punishments. *taps head* Mwahahahaha!!
Rose: She's been spending waaaaay to much time with Emmett.
Edward and Jasper: AAAAAAAH!!!! DON'T KILL US PLEASE!!!!
Rose: *rolls eyes* It's me, guys, Rosalie Hale Cullen? Your sister?
Edward: *clutching heart* Don't do that Rose, I almost had a heart attack!!
Rose: You can't have heart attacks, Edward.
Edward: *bursts into tears and runs away*
Jasper: Where did you come from, Rose?
Rose: *grins evilly* A book called Twilight written by Stephanie Meyer. It's taking over the world one character at a time.
Jasper: *runs away screaming*
Rose: Mwahahaha!!! *pause* WAAAAY to much time with Emmett. *another pause* Mwahahaha!!!
Alice: Boys, because I am sadly lacking in the employee department I need you to help me run the store.
Emmett: Sweet!!! Do we get paid?
Alice: Yes. *vision* One million dollars, Emmett before you ask.
Emmett: Yay!! I'm going to go tell Rosie!!
Edward: *whines* I don't want more money, though!!!
Jasper: *whines* Me either!!!
Alice: Fine!! I'll take time off of your punishments!! Now, GET TO WORK!!!!!
Edward and Jasper scurry off. Alice sighs and rubs her temples.
Emmett: EEEEEEEEKK!!!!
AN: If you have any grudges against the characters of Twilight tell me their name and your evil plan to get back at them and I might put it in my story. I know it's a cliff hanger but it's the best I could do.
Rose: Now review or we'll put our evil plan into action!! Mwahahaha!!!
Emmett: *whines* I wanted to laugh evilly. Rose, you stole my line!!
Rose: *growls and glares at Emmett* What did you say?
Emmett: Wonderful evil laugh baby!!!!!
Rose: *Smiles smugly* That's what I thought you said.