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Found a Peanut

"I found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now. That's why I have a peanut and there's nothing you can do about it right now!" Malik sang in a horridly high voice.

"Malik, will you please stop it." Ryou sighed annoyed. He had gone through two and a half hours of the song that would never end, and when seemed that insanity had stopped, it was reborn in a peanutty shell.

"It was rotten, it was rotten, it was rotten just now. That's right it was rotten and there's nothing you can do about it right now!"

"That's not even how the song goes." he growled.

"Ate it anyway, ate it anyway, ate it anyway just now. That's right I ate it anyways and I forgot to chew! Nearly choked on it."

"Did you actually eat a peanut you found on the ground?" Ryou gaped slightly worried at this point.

"I got sick, got sick, got sick just now. Just now I got sick and I think I'm gonna' puke!" Malik finished this line with a string of gagging noises. Ryou had to resist the urge to smack upside the head for they were just passing the principle's office on the way out of the school.

"I threw it up, threw it up, threw it up just now. Just now I threw it up and it's all over your shoe!" Ryou rolled his eyes for the umpteenth time that day.

"Malik, will you please stop singing for the love of everything good in this world!" Ryou yelled dramatically. The two were crossing the road when Ryou's little outburst occurred and several people stopped to locate the source of the yell.

"Wasn't a peanut, wasn't a peanut, wasn't a peanut just now. Just now I realized it wasn't a peanut it was actually your mom!"

"Shut up Malik!" he growled, no longer fighting the impulse to smack the Egyptian in the back of his blonde head.

"Ow! Fine, I'll stop singing." Malik yelped darting out of range of Ryou's attacks. The boys continued to walk in silence until...

"Hey Ryou,"

"What?"

"Is that crap?" Malik gaped pointing at Ryou's pocket.

"Oh no! My chocolate! My pants!" Ryou jumped into the air whilst trying to pry the melted candy bar out of his pocket. "Urgh." he grunted throwing the melted mess into the gutter.

"You do realize that's littering."

"Shut up." He sighed at the sight of Malik's smirk. He walked to up to a newspaper stand and bought a copy of the city business section to use as a napkin.

"I don't think Kaiba would be very happy about you wiping crap on the business section Ryou." Malik sighed innocently.

"Aren't you a little old for those jokes, Malik?" Ryou mocked in the same innocent voice. The mess would not leave his hands without a fight, and it seemed to Ryou that he wasn't getting rid of it, just spreading it around.

"Hey, Ryou." Malik stopped their progression down the street.

"Yes, Malik?" He groaned tiredly.

"You have some chocolate on your face." Before the white haired boy could reply, a wet tongue was lapping up the treat off of his cheek. When Malik pulled away, Ryou was blushing a bright pink. No matter how long they had been together, he still wasn't used to the blonde's affection. Malik grabbed his hand and started pulling him along the road towards a gas station. "That was tasty, I'll buy some more."

"You don't have to." Ryou smiled as they browsed the candy isle.

Two dark chocolate bars and a pack of gum later, the boys exited the shop and were back on the trail to Ryou's apartment. Humming to himself quietly Ryou almost didn't notice when Malik stopped.

"What is-" he began but was cut off by the blonde's mouth. After a few moments they pulled away and began to walk again.

"You taste like chocolate." Malik taunted while sticking a piece of gum in his mouth.

"Well is that really a bad thing." Ryou smirked playfully as they reached his apartment building. He smiled and kissed his boyfriend once more before turning and heading towards the door. Before he could make it, Malik pulled him back.

"Holy shit, look a peanut!" Malik exclaimed pointing to the ground.

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The first of hopefully many more to come. Thanks for reading and please review! Oh, and if you have a request on which ship I should do next send it with your review!