A/N:
All these sonnets are Undertale sonnets. If you have not played Undertale, these will make little to no sense.
My name is Napstablook and I'm a ghost.
I'm sad and depressed unlike those you know.
I'm uncertain and not a splendid host.
My talking speed is really rather slow.
What's that? Are you really cheering me on?
I'll show you something I learned from a book.
If you don't like it, say so and I'm gone.
A ghostly hat; I call it "Dapper Blook".
Hey, would you like to try a ghost sandwich?
Oh right, you are not incorporeal.
Well that's a shame. You could call it a hitch
You'll have to eat something slightly more real.
You're going now? I suppose that's a shame.
In that case, leave now, and don't come again.