A/N: A quick little drabble for my Kingdom Hearts OTP. Don't fret; I'm going to be writing a longer piece for these two in the form of National Novel Writing Month, so keep your eyes peeled for that.

Prompt: Imagine your OTP going grocery shopping and arguing about which flavour of ice cream to get.

Warning: Shounen-ai, possibly stupid humor. Read at your own discretion.

Pairing: Zexiku (Zexion/Riku).

The Chocolate Conundrum

"Chocolate is too… chocolately. Vanilla contains a good flavor without unnecessary ones." A gloved hand reaches out and takes a container of vanilla ice cream out of the grocery store freezer. "We'll get what you want next time."

Riku lets out an exasperated sigh. "Zexion, we bought vanilla for three weeks now. Can't we get something different for once?"

Zexion gives his boyfriend a glare underneath his bangs. "Not three weeks. Two weeks, three days, five hours, fifteen minutes, and twenty eight seconds."

"Don't get technical on me. Just because you're a genius and understand more things than I do-"

People pass the couple; some chuckle, others move away as quickly as possible, and a handful stare at the free show that's being given to them.

"Chocolate is unhealthy for you if you eat too much of it."

"All ice cream is unhealthy for you if eat too much of it!"

Zexion stares at Riku for a few seconds before putting the ice cream back in the freezer and taking out a container of frozen yogurt. "Your argument is invalid," he says in a flat voice, one that tells Riku that he's done arguing.

Riku is this close to yelling in frustration, but he doesn't want to make more of a scene than he already has, so he sighs in irritation and follows Zexion.

X

As Zexion sits in front of the television, happily eating a bowl of vanilla frozen yogurt, Riku comes up behind him and covers his eyes, a grin forming on his lips when his boyfriend sputters and frantically moves, his genius brain trying to figure out what happened.

"Zex~" Riku murmurs in a sing-song voice, removing his hands and lowering his mouth to press against the smaller man's ear. "Next time we're buying chocolate. I don't care if it's ice cream or frozen yogurt. Okay?"

Zexion shivers and tilts his head back to stare at his boyfriend. "If you wanted it that strongly, all you had to do was put up a bigger fight. You give up so easily and let me have whatever I want…" He chuckles. "Maybe that's why I've stayed with you for so long."

Riku mentally slaps himself. Of course; he should have known this was one of Zexion's little games.

Yeah, I'm thoroughly whipped...