Me: This Death Battle is no way associated to Screw Attack's online series.
Sonic: Also, this was inspired by fellow Fanfiction Author Sea Eagle, who gave us permission to rewrite one of his Fight Night stories. Check out his profile for other fan-made fights, or other stories he has written.*readers stared wide eyed at Sonic*…what?
Me: I think there used to you being the corrupted hero in Infinite Chaos, or the vigilante from Wind Knight…you know, from my stories.
Sonic: Oh.
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*Death Battle Theme*
Me: Throughout fictional history, there have been riders who have the freedom to roam the skies, by either flying creatures or constructed vehicles.
Sonic: But there are two who stand out the most to everyone's hearts. Like Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III and Toothless, the Pride of Berk and Alpha of the Dragons…
Me: And Hiro Hamada and Baymax, the Child Prodigy and Robotic Nurse. To avoid any confusion, we will be examine the Cinematic aspects of the characters; so there will be aspects from Riders and Defenders of Berk for Hiccup to even the odds.
Sonic: He's Ultrasonic215, and I'm Sonic the Hedgehog…
Me: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who will a Death Battle.
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Me: Born to the Island of Berk's Chief and his wife, Stoick and Valka, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III was thought to die because of being born prematurely.
Sonic: But he had high hopes from his father, knowing that his son will become the strongest of his tribe. And boy, was he RIGHT!
Name: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
Age: 20
Occupation: Former Blacksmith Apprentice, Rider and Defender of Berk, Dragon Master, Chief of Berk
Theme: Where No One Goes by Jonsi
Me: But it sure didn't start that way. For years, Hiccup was…well, the tribe's screw-up, and was picked on by other teen Vikings. But all of that changed when a Dragon Raid changed his, and everyone's, life forever.
Sonic: After shooting down a dragon with his own bola-launcher and to try to kill it to finally earn respect from his Tribe, The Hairy Hooligans, he made the greatest discovery of himself and dragons. Of himself, he can never kill a dragon; and of dragons, that they're kind and intelligent creatures.
Me: The dragon he had shot down was actually a Night Fury, the "unholy offspring of lightning and death itself." He would later name him Toothless, due to the fact that he has retractable teeth.
Sonic: Will that's stupid, it's like calling a cat Clawless all because he has retractable claws. Anyway, the Night Fury is classified as a Strike Class dragon, known for their speed, great jaw strength, and vast intelligence.
Name: Toothless
Species: Night Fury
Class: Strike
Status: The Alpha
Me: Standing at a 26 feet length and having a 48 foot wingspan, Toothless is by far the fastest, most powerful, and rarest dragon recorded in the Book of Dragons. By powerful, it doesn't really breathe fire; he actually breathes out Plasma, the fourth state of mater. Today, traditional Plasma Cutters can reach temperatures of 3.6 million degrees Fahrenheit; that's hotter than the surface of the sun. Toothless' Plasma Blasts can destroy practically anything. Especially when being in his Titan Wing state, giving more power with no define time limit. He even emits a unique blast of sound for echolocation, helping itself navigate in tight spaces. As well having doubled spines for extra movability during gliding.
Sonic: Which brings up one flaw about Toothless. See his tail…yeah, he lost one of his tail fins when Hiccup shot him down. But never worry, Hiccup built a new tail fin after studying Toothless closely enough, which in turn created what maybe the greatest bond between man and dragon.
Weaknesses:
Cannot fly on his own
Can be very stubborn
Eels (yes, you read that correctly)
Me: Speaking about the tail fin, this shows how Hiccup has great intelligence. Such as making a saddle that is connected to the tail fin to help Toothless have better control for his flight. But he didn't stop there. Hiccup has made a wide variety of weapons that have unique properties. Such as his shield that is plated with Gronckle Iron, an alloy discovered that is lighter and stronger than iron, the standard metal used for Vikings.
Sonic: Captain America!
Me: What?
Sonic: A shield made of a lighter and stronger metal…c'mon, you know what I'm taking about!
Me: I guess it was inspired by the vibranium shield. But the shield is not just for defense; it also has a built in grapple line, a compact crossbow, and a mini bola-launcher. The best defense is a best offense. He also created a unique armor that double as a wing suit, giving Hiccup the ability to glide alongside Toothless in their flights. Keep in mind that the suit is made of leather plating, which is resistant to some weapons.
Sonic: NOW HE'S IRONMAN!? Wow, didn't see that one coming!
Me: AHEM. Hiccup also created his Dragon Blade, Inferno. The blade itself is actually retractable and can spring out by a flick of a switch. The blade is coated in Monstrous Nightmare Saliva, which when ignited can become an actual blade of fire, helping Hiccup tame dragons and to fight and intimidate his foes. The pummel of the sword can actually spray out Hideous Zippleback Gas, an instant flammable gas, perfect to be used as a flame thrower, also helpful to tame dragons. Hiccup carries canisters that hold both substances that has to be placed inside the hilt of the sword.
Sonic: AND NOW HE'S A FREAKIN' JEDI?! What else can this guy do, shoot a gun?!
Me: Uh, well…no, given the fact that there are no guns in his century. But, he does have great precision.
Sonic: HAWKEYE!
Me: Okay, I get it! He has also great endurance despite his small build. An example of this when he actually got stroked by LIGHTNING to his head, and still manage to wake up the very next day. And don't you say something about Electro, Blob, or Juggernaut.
Sonic: I was going to say he survived Thor's power, geez. But since you mentioned his build, it gives out one of his weaknesses. He's not the strongest or the most athletic, well by Viking standards. Then again, he was born prematurely so it's not really his fault.
Weaknesses:
Not the strongest or athletic, possibly from his premature birth
Not a fighter
Can doubt himself if the situation is too grim
Me: That's true, but he can't lift a hammer, swing an axe, or even throw bolas, to quote Gobber. He also, well lost his leg, guess Toothless just wanted payback. Also not to mention that Hiccup is not much of an "attack first, ask questions never" type of person. But this means that he's a strategist, and would fight more so in defense.
Sonic: And it also means he achieve almost anything. He tamed almost every dragon known to Berk, discovered new lands, crafted his own weapons, defeated his most deadly of enemies, reunite with his long-lost mother, and became the Chief of Berk.
Me: Not to mention that Toothless is one of the best dragons to have on your side. He can reach speeds greater than sound, has great precision, survived from long falls, learn to maneuver while gliding, and defeated the evil Bewilderbeast Alpha and became the Alpha himself. These two are the Alphas of both Man and Dragon.
Sonic: LONG LIVE THE CHIEF CAPTAIN IRON JEDI!
Me: …really?
Hiccup: We are the voice of peace, and bit by bit, we will change this world. You see, we have something they don't. Oh, sure, they have armies, and they have armadas. But we... we have... OUR DRAGONS!
*Toothless ROARS*
